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Funny Harry Potter Quotes
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What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The world's mental.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows


 

Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)


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It does not do to dwell on dreams, ...
and forget to live.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

I admire the world of the books and the characters that she's created,
but I'm not an addict of Harry Potter.
I don't feel possessive about it.
- Ralph Fiennes

I have an editor in my head, that's why I can't read Harry Potter,
because Rowling is such a lousy writer.
- Colleen McCullough

In creating the Harry Potter artwork,
I try to bring a certain amount of realism and believability
to the characters and setting,
but still add an element of wonder and the unknown.
- Mary Grandpre

I had a ball doing Harry Potter.
- Fiona Shaw

After being in Harry Potter, I believe a bit more in magic than I did before.
- Rupert Grint

The sets were fantastic.
The Harry Potter sets are brilliant.
You do get transported for a second.
- Ralph Fiennes

I am a really big Harry Potter fan and I've seen all the sets,
I've lived Harry Potter and I don't think it's destroyed the books at all,
I think it's really spot on.
- Rupert Grint

Nothing's really changed since the Harry Potter films came along.
- Tom Felton

Well, before I knew there was going to be a film.
I was the biggest Harry Potter fan.
I read all the books.
- Rupert Grint

I will carry on writing, to be sure.
But I don't know if I would want to publish again after Harry Potter.
- J. K. Rowling

I was grateful to have two weeks to shoot this one scene in Harry Potter.
It's a big, big scene, but they have to deliver.
And they have high expectations.
- Ralph Fiennes

So Harry Potter came in and it is nice that I have kids of the right age.
I took them to London and they walked around the set
and met Harry Potter and that is thrilling.
- Gary Oldman

But I like all the books.
You've got to read them all to get the complete Harry Potter experience.
- Rupert Grint

You know a lot of what worked on this was taken from Harry Potter 2,
the little Doby character, we had a lot of our skin
stuff worked out and that helped a lot.
We have a lot of exchange happening.
- Dennis Muren

Maybe by his second year in Hogwarts,
Harry Potter will learn the trick to making a movie this good,
but don't bet on it.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is
one of the best films of the year.
- Joel Siegel

I have three kids who like Harry Potter so I was sort of aware of it.
You can't really move from it: it's on buses,
in stores, it's everywhere.
One of my kids has read the books; the other two are
too small but they like the movies.
- Gary Oldman

And religion causes most of the problems,
war, and economics of course, and study your history
or you're going to repeat it;
and if you're burning a Harry Potter book you need some serious counseling,
you don't get it, you're missing the whole point.
- Michael Berryman

There's no subtext in Harry Potter really;
it's all magic,
anything can happen.
Why do I say this? Because it's a magic spell.
It's quite nice in a way.
There is a real freedom to it.
- Michael Gambon

I hope to read a Harry Potter novel soon,
to see what it's all about.
I admit to being annoyed that many good light fantasy
writers have had trouble getting published,
in England and elsewhere, when it is obvious the readers
were waiting for us all along.
- Piers Anthony

I have read only the first 'Harry Potter' book.
I thought it excellent, perhaps the best thing written
for older children since The Hobbit.
I wish the books had been around when my kids were the right age for them.
- Gene Wolfe

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job:
it's a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S. Truman

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

You have no values. With you its all nihilism,
cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss,
in the Republican Party he is a leader.
- Harry S. Truman

The buck stops here.
- Harry S. Truman

As a designer, the mission with which we have been charged is simple:
providing space at the right cost.
- Harry von Zell

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
- Harry Caray

My father was not a failure.
After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
- Harry S. Truman

Good design doesn't date.
- Harry Seidler

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

Architecture is not an inspirational business,
it's a rational procedure to do sensible and hopefully beautiful things;
that's all.
- Harry Seidler

Christians are supposed not merely to endure change,
nor even to profit by it, but to cause it.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
- Harry Golden

It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The Marine Corps is the Navy's police force and as
long as I am President that is what it will remain.
They have a propaganda machine that is almost equal to Stalin's.
- Harry S. Truman

The urge for good design is the same as the urge to go on living.
- Harry Bertoia

Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

All the president is, is a glorified public relations
man who spends his time flattering,
kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what
they are supposed to do anyway.
- Harry S. Truman

Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art.
- Harry S. Truman

No man is the whole of himself;
his friends are the rest of him.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

The Romans were not inventors of the supporting arch,
but its extended use in vaults and intersecting barrel
shapes and domes is theirs.
- Harry Seidler

In order to get beyond racism, we must first take account of race.
There is no other way.
And in order to treat some persons equally,
we must treat them differently.
- Harry A. Blackmun

Johnny Mercer was my father's best friend and became mine as well.
And Harold Arlen, whom I would call Uncle Harry,
and Harry Warren: those were ones who I really became close to.
- Margaret Whiting

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry,
but I think this film deals more with the loss of his
wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.
- Vin Diesel

My uncle gave me a trumpet, but I loved the Louis Armstrong
sound and the Harry James sound and I played by ear
and I played always soulful or very direct from the gut.
- Dick Dale

Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry.
That is patently asinine and ridiculous.
- Elmer Bernstein

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of,
I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist.
So yeah, I was always a fan.
- Jeffrey Wright

Who cares about that stuff? This is America,
not Jerusalem.
I'm an American.
Let Harry be a Jew.
- Arnold Rothstein

Then I moved down to the Bowery to this building where Debbie Harry lived.
It was there that I started combining some clothes
for her and continued doing the art and photography.
- Stephen Sprouse

I still have never met Harry Saltzman,
and was told he is quite unpleasant.
- Lana Wood

Harry Collins was the first magician I ever saw back
in 1965 when I was five years old.
He was doing a magic show and I was the volunteer from the audience.
- Lance Burton

Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham,
we get on very well.
- Jamie Redknapp

Harry Cohn did not make me.
But I also feel that I probably didn't make me,
either.
I think it was a combination.
I think that's what made it work.
- Kim Novak

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some
of the things I said trying to be funny.
If I said them now, it would be on the front page of
every newspaper in the country.
- Jack Buck

She hates me and you hate me, but you all love Harry.
Nobody loves me.
- Arnold Rothstein

Harry Patch didn't get enough recognition.
Jerry Garcia got too much.
- Trevor Dunn


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