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Funny Clench Quotes
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Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Golda Meir

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
- George Jean Nathan

I'm clenched down, I'm locked in on it,
which is my general approach to life.
- James Ellroy


 

It was my dream that I had clenched in a fist of discontent and wouldn't release.
But time had now pried every finger open.
There is peace in an open and upraised hand that isn't grasping for anything.
- Laurel Lee

Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,
a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth.
Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
- Joan Lunden

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal
with the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
- The Buddha


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Hold on... Joyfully.
Holding-on does not have to be
a desperate teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Identify your assumptions (what you believe).
Question how you feel when you hold those assumptions.
Visualize holding different assumptions.
Ask yourself how it feels to hold a different world-view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I
am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers.
- Imelda Marcos

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it.
It has some value in gaining and holding attention,
but it has no persuasive value at all.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands.
Lasting peace comes not from force.
- David Borenstein

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
- Josh Billings

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
- Henry Ellis

Photography takes an instant out of time,
altering life by holding it still.
- Dorothea Lange

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident,
a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
- Judith Viorst

Love is always open arms.
If you close your arms about love you will find that
you are left holding only yourself.
- Leo Buscaglia

Our favorite holding period is forever.
- Warren Buffett

Holding-on does not have to be a desperate
teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life has loveliness to sell, all beautiful and splendid things,
blue waves whitened on a cliff, soaring fire that sways and sings,
and children's faces looking up, holding wonder like a cup.
- Sara Teasdale

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stop holding on to the past.
Release your regrets about whatever you may have done
or failed to do that turned out poorly.
Forgive others for whatever they may have done
or failed to do that cause you harm.
Declare today to be a new beginning.
Let go of the past and move on with creating
a joyful new future for yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
- Hank Aaron

A love of books, of holding a book, turning its pages,
looking at its pictures, and living its fascinating
stories goes hand-in-hand with a love of learning.
- Laura Bush

49 and holding.
Holding tight!
Fighting that heinous age every step of the way.
- Burt Ward

That's the premise of the Saudi Arabians.
He's holding the president's hand with one.
In the other hand, he's got his hand in the pocket of American consumers.
- Ed Markey

The woman who does not choose to love should cut the matter short at once,
by holding out no hopes to her suitor.
- Marguerite de Valois

Ideas aren't magical; the only tricky part is holding
on to one long enough to get it written down.
- Lynn Abbey

We really feel happier when things look bleak.
Hope is endurance.
Hope is holding on and going on and trusting in the Lord.
- Michael Novak

The least productive people are usually the ones who
are most in favor of holding meetings.
- Thomas Sowell

I can zero in on subtle things because I'm holding the camera.
- Patrice Leconte

What is inherently wrong with the word 'politician'
if the fellow has devoted his life to holding public
office and trying to do something for his people?
- Richard J. Daley

I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.
- Xenocrates

I will make a general statement that we have not had
anything like the policy of holding people in high
office responsible for their acts that I think we should.
- William Odom

I was holding a reserve inside all along.
When you're with someone as powerful as Donald,
you have no choice.
You can get lost within that power if you're not careful.
- Marla Maples

Writing is hard work.
Generating stories that catch people's attention and
holding it are very difficult.
- David Ogden Stiers

The mere holding of slaves, therefore,
is a condition having per se nothing of moral character in it,
any more than the being a parent, or employer,
or ruler.
- Samuel Morse

Success in life comes not from holding a good hand,
but in playing a poor hand well.
- Denis Waitley

We're traditional and don't do cutting-edge styles,
but after 17 years we're holding our own.
- Jaclyn Smith

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory
beliefs in one's mind simultaneously,
and accepting both of them.
- George Orwell

Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in
the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline.
- Harry Houdini

That strange feeling we had in the war.
Have you found anything in your lives since to equal
it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was,
holding us together.
- Noel Coward

I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment,
which I am glad to say does not describe holding public office.
- Dean Acheson

I believe managing is like holding a dove in your hand.
If you hold it too tightly you kill it,
but if you hold it too loosely, you lose it.
- Tommy Lasorda

If you wish to be brothers, let the arms fall from your hands.
One cannot love while holding offensive arms.
- Gerald Brenan

People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now,
that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and
tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets.
- Ed Markey

I've become impossible, holding on to when everything seemed to matter more.
- Trent Reznor

My father described this tall lady who stands in the
middle of the New York harbor,
holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America.
I instantly fell in love.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Something happens to us all when we experience something
as a unit that doesn't occur when we're on our couches
or holding our little portable DVD players.
- David Ogden Stiers

When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough
and champagne in my hands and holding my kids.
- Method Man

Without territory, it does not even have the resources
to provide detention facilities for prisoners,
even if it were interested in holding captured POWs.
- John Yoo

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's
lane holding his own hand.
- Fred Allen

I'm not sure I always feel like I'm in the seat.
Sometimes I'm only holding on by one hand and flying
out behind the roller coaster.
I don't know anybody who doesn't feel that way.
- David Morse

It's rare that you cut out something that is really good.
You screen all of it, and when the audience doesn't respond,
you cut out whatever is holding the story down.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

I plan less and less.
It's a great benefit of writing lots,
that you get good at holding long narratives in your
head like a virtual space.
- Jonathan Lethem

Really the only thing holding a lot of records together
is the personality of the singer,
and the will to write all of these different things.
- Elvis Costello

What I wanted to do was to get that sense of being
in touch with this lost world while holding onto what
draws readers and audiences there in the first place.
- Stephen Greenblatt

I was working at the store on the Sony studios in Culver City.
And I was literally holding a shirt when they came
in and told me I'd got the part!
It just shows dreams do come true.
- Derek Luke

For support, I fall back on my heart.
Has a man any fault a woman cannot weave with and try
to change into something better,
if the god her man prays to is a mother holding a baby?
- Haniel Long

A boy is holding a girl so very tight in his arms tonight.
- Edward VIII

Some of us think holding on makes us strong;
but sometimes it is letting go.
- Hermann Hesse

Life is not a matter of holding good cards,
but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.
- Jack London

The people of our city are holding on by a thread.
Time has run out.
Can we survive another night? And who can we depend on? Only God knows.
- Ray Nagin

The only thing holding us back is ourselves.
- Brad Henry

I was obliged to stand there, holding the leash of
this creature for their welcoming publicity shots,
implying that this was some kind of image the decided to have of me.
- Barbara Steele

All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

I wanted control over what was said and what was not said,
rather than holding my head down in shame.
- Rebecca Loos

Always keep that happy attitude.
Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.
- Earl Nightingale

People aren't always themselves.
They're always holding back something.
- Garth Brooks

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice
the goods while the policeman searches you.
- Will Rogers

I like being scared every now and then,
I like the suspense and the thrills.
Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding
her hand while she jumps.
- Scott Foley


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