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Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The higher the building the lower the morals.
- Noel Coward

Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up.
Only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare!
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

The level of taxation is driven by spending.
Less spending leads to lower taxes.
- Gregory D. Hess


 

So far as discipline is concerned, freedom means not
its absence but the use of higher and more rational
forms as contrasted with those that are lower or less rational.
- Charles Horton Cooley

It's a terrible thing to be alone - yes it is -
it is - but don't lower your mask until you have another mask prepared beneath -
as terrible as you like -
but a mask.
- Katherine Mansfield

I like the idea of taking a true classic written by
a true genius and destroying it essentially!
I like the idea of bringing it down to earth a bit -
and even a bit lower than that.
- Randy Newman


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I cannot say that I was a particularly diligent student,
especially during the lower grades.
- Koichi Tanaka

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
- Bill Watterson

The behavior of men to the lower animals,
and their behavior to each other, bear a constant relationship.
- Herbert Spencer

History is a people's memory, and without a memory,
man is demoted to the lower animals.
- Malcom X

James Brown is important because he decorates the clock
correctly and he's good with lower mathematics.
Don't get me wrong - he's good.
- Don Van Vliet

The standards to get in are very high.
We don't want to lower those standards.
- Hugh Shelton

Drilling in ANWR fails to lower energy prices today
and sets no long term energy strategy for tomorrow.
- Dan Lipinski

They cannot divide us by saying that you're middle
class or you're lower class.
- H. Rap Brown

The more we reduce ourselves to machines in the lower things,
the more force we shall set free to use in the higher.
- Anna C. Brackett

Washington has got to, across the board,
lower taxes for small businesses so that our mom and
pops can reinvest and hire people,
so that our businesses can thrive.
- Sarah Palin

Western Europe GDP per capita - not taking into account
the new accession counties -
was lower in 2001 relative to that of the US than any time since the 1960's.
- John Hutton

I don't believe in elitism.
I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me.
I am the audience.
- Quentin Tarantino

I have no doubt but that the misery of the lower classes
will be found to abate whenever the Government assumes
a freer aspect and the laws favor a subdivision of Property.
- James Madison

What made women's labour particularly attractive to
the capitalists was not only its lower price but also
the greater submissiveness of women.
- Clara Zetkin

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.
- Ben Hogan

There is no one thoroughly despicable.
We cannot descend much lower than an idiot;
and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
- William Hazlitt

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight
to the death for lower taxes-
and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending
projects that make tax cuts impossible?
- Barry Goldwater

No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate
from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party.
So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin.
- Aneurin Bevan

We don't we agree that litigation reform to lower the
cost of healthcare would be a good starting point?
- Newt Gingrich

There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist:
the fashionable non-conformist.
- Ayn Rand

Parenting, as an unpaid occupation outside the world of public power,
entails lower status, less power, and less control
of resources than paid work.
- Nancy Chodorow

In order to spur economic growth we need to put the
brakes on out of control spending,
lower Ohioans tax burden and create a most efficient
and effective government.
- Kenneth Blackwell

There is a degree of wretchedness and want among the
lower class of people which is not anywhere so common
as among the Spanish and Portuguese settlements.
- William Bligh

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50.
We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.
- Tre Cool

I learned with 'The Beach' that I'm a bit better lower down the radar.
- Danny Boyle

Realistically, I think we are not prepared to go home
until we do get more teachers and lower class sizes.
- John Podesta

We met with the poet Frank O'Hara, who was a link between Upper and Lower Bohemia,
and who worked at the Museum of Modern Art,
where we had hoped to do the readings.
- David Amram

There are three social classes in America:
upper middle class,
middle class, and lower middle class.
- Judith Martin

Everybody ought to have a lower East Side in their life.
- Irving Berlin

I've gradually risen from lower-class background to lower-class foreground.
- Marvin Cohen

Average real wages in Mexican manufacturing are lower
than they were 10 years ago,
if you can believe that.
- Stephen F. Lynch

Taxes should be lower, flatter, and simpler,
in that order.
- David Boaz

Globalization and free trade do spur economic growth,
and they lead to lower prices on many goods.
- Robert Reich

I wasn't able to lower my cholesterol so they put me on a statin drug.
It is called lipitor.
I was able to lower my level in about 30 days from above 300 to below 200.
- Mark Spitz

Democracy is fatal for the arts; it leads only to chaos
or the achievement of new and lower common denominators of quality.
- Walter Legge

It is said, that in Holland Interest is lower than in England.
- Dudley North

The entire lower world was created in the likeness of the higher world.
All that exists in the higher world appears like an
image in this lower world;
yet all this is but One.
- Michel de Montaigne

Inflation is lower and more stable and the real business
cycle fluctuations are more modest.
- Martin Feldstein

Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
- Oswald Spengler

People think we don't give a toss about the game,
but when I walked out of Windsor Park that night I
felt lower than a snake's belly.
The reality is still there.
- Rio Ferdinand

However, in spite of the general perception that monetary
policy should be conducted so as to avert deflation,
a central bank cannot lower interest rates below the zero lower bound.
- Toshihiko Fukui

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now
in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.
- Gary Busey

They think because I'm small, they can do what they want to do to me.
But I'm not weak.
If I lower my shoulder and they lower they're shoulder,
they're going to go down.
- Michael Johnson

We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far,
lower self can only take it so far, and you have to
realize that the public is only at a certain place.
- Alice Cooper

Lower your expectations of earth.
This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be.
- Max Lucado

The intelligence of the lower forms of animal life,
like a great deal of human intelligence,
does not involve a self.
- George H. Mead

Shuddering under the autumn stars, each year,
the head sinks lower and lower.
- Georg Trakl

In the last century, everybody was singing lower.
- Placido Domingo

In the business world, lower profits reflect less demand for your product.
But in government the opposite is true -
demand for our services increases in hard times.
- Sonny Perdue

It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it.
And I don't believe that anything we do will raise
or lower the temperature one point.
- Jerry Falwell

You'll have lower prices under deregulation than you will through regulation.
- Kenneth Lay

Show business is one of those things that people can
use to get themselves out of the lower rung of society.
- Taylor Hackford

Every so often you have to increase your profile so
you can let it lower again,
like a balloon.
- Robyn Hitchcock

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
- Carol Burnett

I have been on the same dose of anti-depressants for 15 years,
and my nerves still go up and down in cycles;
but my nerves are cycling at a lower level than they were before.
- Temple Grandin

I mean people up here aren't stupid,
I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement
at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
- Doug Ose

It is an accepted commonplace in psychology that the
spiritual level of people acting as a crowd is far
lower than the mean of each individual's intelligence or morality.
- Christian Lous Lange

I want all the interested parties to come together
and develop a solution that provides additional water
and helps the lower Arkansas River communities thrive again.
- Ken Salazar

The U.S.
routinely ranks lower than other countries in health
outcomes such as infant mortality.
- Tammy Baldwin

It really pains me greatly to hear from graduate students
that graduate education is a lower priority here.
- Ruth J. Simmons

If you aim at anything lower that is expecting your
audience to be really alert and aware,
then you're going to be caught out sooner or later as a composer.
- Peter Maxwell Davies

The beginning of reform is not so much to equalize
property as to train the noble sort of natures not to desire more,
and to prevent the lower from getting more.
- Aristotle

My parents were both from Scotland, but had been resident
in Lower Canada some time before their marriage,
which took place in Montreal; and in that city I spent most of my life.
- Maria Monk

Two studies from the year 2000, however,
indicate that Catholics give lower ratings to their
clergy's ministerial activities across the board than do Protestants.
- Andrew Greeley


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