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Funny Choices Quotes
Funny Quotes about Choices

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It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett

Regrets are the tears of choices not made
and of good deeds left undone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a sum of all your choices.
- Albert Camus


 

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I wake up to profound perspective that allows me to
celebrate the choices of my moments, of my life.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Since you are the one who has to live with your choices,
be sure they are your own.
- Alan Cohen


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Every day is a day to take action.
Whatever your choices, take action on those choices.
Taking no action is equally a choice,
just not a choice made from awareness.
Make conscious choices,
and take action on those choices - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves.
The process never ends until we die.
And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Healthy choices thread through every aspect of life.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I Make Free-Will Choices.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words;
it is expressed in the choices one makes...
and the choices we make
are ultimately our responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I make my own choices.
I decide what I will and will not do.
I am proud of my independence.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most central ingredient in the recipe
for living Simply An Inspired Life
is to Make Joyful CHOICES.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Make your important choices in life
based on your values and your long-term objectives
rather than on a need for approval.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons.
Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
- Cherie-Carter Scotts

Family life itself, that safest, most traditional,
most approved of female choices, is not a sanctuary:
It is,
perpetually, a dangerous place.
- Margaret Drabble

Pain is a difficult companion. There's no getting around that.
But, if pain is to be a companion, searching and discovering
your own best ways to travel with that pain
will lead you to the joy that you long to have.
They are your paths, your ways and while my experience
and the experiences of others may inspire you,
ultimately it will be the choices you discover
and make for yourself that lead you to certain joy
in the midst of your challenges.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Trust yourself. Only you can live your life.
Only you can taste your victories.
Only you can suffer the sting of your defeats.
Make your own choices, and accept your own consequences -
for better or worse.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make,
both consciously and unconsciously. If you can control
the process of choosing, you can take control
of all aspects of your life. You can find the freedom
that comes from being in charge of yourself.
- Robert Foster Bennett

I am the owner of my choices.
I am the source for the perspectives I choose to hold...
regardless of how aware I am of why or how I come to possess
that particular perspective.
It takes courage to look into the mirror of our souls, absent excuses.
I will look into that mirror little bits at a time.
SEE and ACT. SEE what I can bear to see and ACT upon what I am able.
This is the heart of a gentle invitation to personal responsibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Sharpen your pencil as you create the story of your life.
Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that,
seize the opportunity to sharpen those qualities
even more sharply by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If something is important to you,
attend to it immediately, and regularly.
If something is not really important to you,
that's great also -
just scratch it off your to-do list forever,
and never worry about it again.
Choose how you invest your time, and honor your choices.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that, seize the opportunity
to sharpen those qualities even more sharply
by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Manage through the uncertainties.
Practice appropriate actions and participate in healthy choices.
Value and celebrate the loyalty of the individuals around you:
celebrate their competencies and successes, as well as your own.
Build up your circle and reinforce it at every opportunity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you say that you're all about a certain something,
and look back and see that the choices that you've made don't reflect that,
then there's something for you to look at.
- Kathy Mattea

We are thinking ahead to long-term care,
aware that many folks don't plan ahead and won't be ready.
We want to see to it that people will have choices.
- Christine Gregoire

A human being has been given an intellect to make choices,
and we know there are other food sources that do not
require the killing of a creature that would protest being killed.
- Mary Tyler Moore

We almost always have choices, and the better the choice,
the more we will be in control of our lives.
- William Glasser

Because our choices are largely based on survival.
But if life is eternal, life is not a question.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Sometimes its controversy, but we all have our choices that we make.
- Solomon Burke

I feel, having the choices I had, I felt I had more
control over my own medium than I did over photography.
- Ben Shahn

I've seen many actors go awry by making the wrong choices early on.
- Rose McGowan

Leadership demands that we make tough choices.
- Alan Autry

I loved my life, but my choices were overloading and overwhelming me.
Listening to inner feelings and fulfilling some of
these urges when they come along is incredibly important.
- Pamela Stephenson

These are all voluntary resources which help parents
sort out the choices without infringing on the artists' rights to free speech,
which is something that we respect.
- Tipper Gore

No self-respecting gay guy would have ever made some
of the hair and clothing choices I am still trying to live down.
- David Copperfield

We make choices but are constantly foiled by happenstance.
- Penelope Lively

Activities that seem to represent choices are often
inert reproductions of accepted practice.
- Shoshana Zuboff

Dates with actors, finally, just seemed to me evenings of shop talk.
I got sick of it after a hile.
So the more famous I became, the more I narrowed down my choices.
- Hedy Lamarr

I'm pro responsible choice.
You know, there is choice to abstain,
choice to do contraception.
There are all kinds of good choices.
- Sharron Angle

But there is no obvious reason for holding that some
normal adults are entitled to make choices for other normal adults,
as paternalists of both left and right believe.
- Tom G. Palmer

Far too often the choices reality proposes are such
as to take away one's taste for choosing.
- Jean Rostand

Love is as strict as acting.
If you want to love somebody, stand there and do it.
If you don't, don't.
There are no other choices.
- Tyne Daly

I am trying to own my own opinions
and offer what I know as an option,
just as I would present a tray of appetizers for my guests.
Here are several choices that I have created -
if one looks good you are welcome to take it.
In other words, I am training myself to say,
"May I tell you how it is for me?"
When I ask the question, it means waiting
for the invitation to share.
It also means being prepared for my friend to say,
"No." They don't want to know.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Guardians are necessary for children and abnormal adults,
because they cannot make responsible choices for themselves.
- Tom G. Palmer

I am limited by what I can think of to do-my choices are not so great.
- Lyle Lovett

Higher taxes is the road to ruin.
We must and we will shrink our government,
and that means making some tough choices,
tightening our belts.
- Chris Christie

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made.
- Wayne Dyer

Look for your choices, pick the best one,
then go with it.
- Pat Riley

So many roads.
So many detours.
So many choices.
So many mistakes.
- Sarah Jessica Parker

We see and hear and otherwise experience very largely
as we do because the language habits of our community
predispose certain choices of interpretation.
- Edward Sapir

I came into the industry at a time when there weren't
a lot of choices to what you could do.
- Joe Morton

If you are just safe about the choices you make,
you don't grow.
- Heath Ledger

It's good to give seniors more choices and more options,
let them choose a plan that's best for them and target
assistance to the lowest income people.
- John Sununu

It's very clearly stated in the film:
You make your own choices,
and what you're always fighting is ego.
- Taylor Hackford

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations:
fight or flee.
In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative;
fight,
flee - or laugh.
- Robert Orben

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished
by the choices other people make.
- David Lee Roth

Behaviors are a choice.
Feelings are sometimes out of our control.
Behavior has to do with choices.
- Randall Terry

There were a lot of choices to make and I always picked artist.
I never once picked doctor, lawyer, firemen or something like that.
It was always artist.
- Maynard James Keenan

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money,
including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college.
- John Gardner

I'm just kind of taking a break now and enjoying the
freedom of making my own choices.
When you're on a television show for six years,
they run your schedule.
- Andrew Shue

The actor cannot afford to look only to his own life
for all his material nor pull strictly from his own
experience to find his acting choices and feelings.
- Stella Adler

I would be lying if I said the journalism doesn't reflect
my own choices as a reporter and a writer:
what to say,
what to emphasize, how to say it, what is true or untrue.
- David Simon

I have a tendency to be lucky and make the right choices
based on limited information.
- Paul D. Boyer

We must make the choices that enable us to fulfill
the deepest capacities of our real selves.
- Thomas Merton

It's all about being flexible, and avoiding choices whenever possible.
Choices suck, they are inherently limiting.
- Craig Armstrong

The thing that I like about the way characters are
written on the show these days is that nobody's perfect.
Everyone has made a lot of mistakes and bad choices.
- Crystal Chappell

You have two choices when someone changes your work.
You can either wash your hands of it or embrace it.
- Andrew Niccol

The truth is, no matter how trying they become,
babies two and under don't have the ability to make moral choices,
so they can't be bad.
That category only exists in the adult mind.
- Anne Cassidy

We have a hope of succeeding if we learn from our past
mistakes and pull together to make the hard choices.
- Carl Levin


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