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I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler


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Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer


 

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- A Course In Miracles (commonly misattributed to Rumi)

Go within every day and find the inner strength
so that the world will not blow your candle out.
- Katherine Dunham

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton

No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson

If a man does not make new acquaintances
as he advances through life,
he will soon find himself alone.
A man, sir, should keep his friendships in constant repair.
- Samuel Johnson

When men destroy their old gods,
they will find new ones to take their place.
- Pearl S. Buck

If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss
at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
- Honore de Balzac

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
- The Buddha

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

You must live in the present,
launch yourself on every wave,
find your eternity in each moment.
- Henry David Thoreau

Find your way with the certain and gentle light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Know that to find comfort, relax into the arms of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

Just start dancing and the band will find you.
- Tama Kieves

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

When I find that I can't accept what is happening,
I turn my attention to accepting my non-acceptance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Great men or men of great gifts
you shall easily find,
but symmetrical men never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we will be quiet and ready enough,
we shall find compensation in every disappointment.
- Henry David Thoreau

Believe those who are seeking the truth.
Doubt those who find it.
- Andre Gide

At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere

People with great gifts are easy to find,
but symmetrical and balanced ones never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let everyone try and find that
as a result of daily prayer
he adds something new to his life,
something with which nothing can be compared.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged
to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

I find hope in the darkest of days,
and focus in the brightest.
I do not judge the universe.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

When you find your path, you must not be afraid.
You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes.
Disappointment, defeat, and despair are
the tools God uses to show us the way.
- Paulo Coelho

When we got into office, the thing
that surprised me most
was to find that things were just as bad
as we'd been saying they were.
- John F. Kennedy

A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual
bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

To succeed, you need to find
something to hold on to,
something to motivate you,
something to inspire you.
- Tony Dorsett

Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him.
- Albert Schweitzer

The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw


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