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I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler


 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers


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Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

To find out what one is fitted to do,
and to secure an opportunity to do it,
is the key to happiness.
- John Dewey

The beauty one can find in art is one of the pitifully
few real and lasting products of human endeavor.
- Paul Getty

When I find myself in the company of scientists,
I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake
into a room full of dukes.
- W. H. Auden

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain
about what he wants and sets out to get it,
no holds barred.
Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
- Donald Trump

By polluting clear water with slime you will never
find good drinking water.
- Aeschylus

If you seek truth, you will not seek
victory by dishonorable means,
and if you find truth, you will become invincible.
- Epictetus

You have to find out what's right for you,
so it's trial and error.
You are going to be all right if you accept realistic goals for yourself.
- Teri Garr

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

You will find as you look back upon your life that
the moments when you have truly lived are the moments
when you have done things in the spirit of love.
- Henry Drummond

I find hope in the darkest of days,
and focus in the brightest.
I do not judge the universe.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

If we will be quiet and ready enough,
we shall find compensation in every disappointment.
- Henry David Thoreau

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods;
and that is,
the sincere desire to find out the truth,
whatever it may be.
- Charles Pierce

Don't find fault, find a remedy.
- Henry Ford

No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim

I cry out for order and find it only in art.
- Helen Hayes

One way or another, we all have to find
what best fosters the flowering of our humanity
in this contemporary life,
and dedicate ourselves to that.
- Joseph Campbell

I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology,
but they find the cost prohibitive.
- Nathan Deal

In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find,
grounds for marriage.
- Robert Anderson

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Music and rhythm find their way
into the secret places of the soul.
- Plato

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier
weapon than the machine-gun.
- George Orwell

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said,
'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
- Sam Levenson

You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is.
The adolescent says no to assert who she is not.
- Louise J. Kaplan

Oh, love is real enough; you will find it someday,
but it has one archenemy - and that is life.
- Jean Anouilh

A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
- Carl Reiner

At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere

When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you have found your truth within yourself
there is nothing more in this whole existence to find.
- Osho

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves
come when life seems most challenging.
- Joseph Campbell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss
at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
- Honore de Balzac

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- Robert Orben

Work, look for peace and calm in work:
you will find it nowhere else.
- Dmitri Mendeleev

When I find that I can't accept what is happening,
I turn my attention to accepting my non-acceptance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I find the family the most mysterious and fascinating
institution in the world.
- Amos Oz

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach


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