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The world's mental.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Love is a grave mental disease.
- Plato

The ability to be in the present moment
is a major component of mental wellness.
- Abraham Maslow

Stress is nothing more than a
socially acceptable form of mental illness.
- Richard Carlson


 

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

When everything else physical and mental seems to diminish,
the appreciation of beauty is on the increase.
- Bernard Berenson

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health.
I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
- Zach Braff


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Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process,
a sort of mental starch.
- E. M. Forster

You must also give mental and physical fitness priority.
- Jim Otto

I believe it is important for people to create a healthy
mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.
- Darren L. Johnson

Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves.
- Swami Sivananda

Nothing can stop the man with the right
mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man
with the wrong mental attitude.
- Thomas Jefferson

When prayer removes distrust and doubt
and enters the field of mental certainty,
it becomes faith; and the universe is built on faith.
- Ernest Holmes

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions,
it is governed by our mental attitude.
- Dale Carnegie

Success or failure in business is caused more by the
mental attitude even than by mental capacities.
- Walter Scott

Bodybuilding is much like any other sport.
To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training,
diet and mental approach.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

The soul loves to meditate,
for in contact with the Spirit lies its greatest joy.
If, then you experience mental resistance during meditation,
remember that reluctance to meditate comes from the ego;
it doesn't belong to the soul.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind
a mental picture of yourself as succeeding.
Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade.
Your mind will seek to develop the picture...
Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
- Norman Vincent Peale

You always feel better when you sing.
Music touches people's hearts.
You know, it doesn't go through your mental capacity,
it just moves you and it will let you cry.
It's worth it doing a show
and when you touch a crowd
and move yourself at the same
- Jewel

I think if you exercise, your state of mind -
my state of mind -
is usually more at ease,
ready for more mental challenges.
Once I get the physical stuff out of the way it always
seems like I have more calmness and better self-esteem.
- Stone Gossard

Never do anything that taints your mind.
Wrong actions cause negative or evil mental vibrations
that are reflected in your whole appearance and personality.
Engage in those actions and thoughts that nurture
the good qualities you want to have.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

I wanted to give readers the feeling of knowing the characters,
a mental image.
- Michael Chabon

I'm convinced that we can shape a different future
for this country as it relates to mental health and
as it relates to suicide.
- David Satcher

I have always detested any departure from reality,
an attitude which I relate to my mother's poor mental health.
- Jean Piaget

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never
been able to shed the mental image I have of myself -
a lad of about 19.
- E. B. White

Banal words function as a feeble phenomena that fall
into their own mental bogs of meaning.
- Robert Smithson

The study of law left me unsatisfied,
because I did not know the aspects of life which it serves.
I perceived only the intricate mental juggling with
fictions that did not interest me.
- Karl Jaspers

Visualize this thing that you want, see it,
feel it, believe in it.
Make your mental blue print, and begin to build.
- Robert Collier

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.
- Karl Marx

The desire to economize time and mental effort in arithmetical computations,
and to eliminate human liability to error is probably
as old as the science of arithmetic itself.
- Howard Aiken

What a thing is and what it means are not separate,
the former being physical and the latter mental as
we are accustomed to believe.
- James J. Gibson

I know I have the mental capacity of a thousand bloggers,
but because of that, my obligation to serve God is
also that of a thousand bloggers.
- Mickey Kaus

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
- Elsa Maxwell

Do you not see, first, that - as a mental abstract -
physical force is directly opposed to morality;
and secondly,
that it practically drives out of existence the moral forces?
- Auberon Herbert

There was mental and physical abuse in my family.
- Erin Moran

It's the boredom that kills you.
You read until you're tired of that.
You do crossword puzzles until you're tired of that.
This is torture.
This is mental torture.
- Jack Kevorkian

For too long we have swept the problems of mental illness under the carpet...
and hoped that they would go away.
- Richard J. Codey

One often forms a mental image of an artist through
his work and is often disappointed on meeting him.
- Alun Hoddinott

Ninety percent of my game is mental.
It's my concentration that has gotten me this far.
- Chris Evert

Greed probably figures in my intellectual life as well,
as I attempt to absorb a massive amount of information
with consequent mental indigestion.
- Etty Hillesum

The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
It proceeds from not knowing what is going on in other people's minds.
- Walter Bagehot

Physiological psychology, on the other hand,
is competent to investigate the relations that hold
between the processes of the physical and those of the mental life.
- Wilhelm Wundt

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond fields of the mind.
- William R. Alger

One hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a
closer communion of heart than hours spent on both
sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.
- William James

Big Brother is on the march.
A plan to subject all children to mental health screening is underway,
and the pharmaceuticals are gearing up for bigger sales of psychotropic drugs.
- Phyllis Schlafly

The mental act of sensation which issues in reflex
movement is so simple as to defy analysis.
- Samuel Alexander

My mental faculties remained in suspended animation
while I obeyed the orders of the higher-ups.
This is typical with everyone in the military.
- Smedley Butler

Mental events, it is said, are not passive happenings
but the acts of a subject.
- Hermann Ebbinghaus

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and
mental illness to screw up.
- Kirstie Alley

What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental
action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
- Helen Rowland

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania,
that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.
- Margaret Atwood

The difference between a healthy person and one who
is mentally ill is the fact that the healthy one has
all the mental illnesses,
and the mentally ill person has only one.
- Robert Musil

Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose
with no chance of mental escape.
- Frank Moore Colby

I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them.
It's like having a mental workshop.
- Jack Youngblood

I do not recollect when I had such a mental treat.
- Abigail Fillmore

Supply yourself with a mental equivalent,
and the thing must come to you.
- Emmet Fox

The path of least resistance and least trouble is a mental rut already made.
It requires troublesome work to undertake the alternation of old beliefs.
- John Dewey

The key to success is to keep growing in all areas of life -
mental,
emotional, spiritual, as well as physical.
- Julius Erving

In the beginning, I was searching for myself in my music.
My music was for me.
I didn't have the mental room to be conscious of the listener;
I wrote to save myself.
- Ayumi Hamasaki

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties,
mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.
- W. Somerset Maugham

The difference between winning and losing is always a mental one.
- Peter Thomson

If I can't get a mental image from the song,
I won't sing it.
- Namie Amuro

It is difficult to write about any form of mental disease,
especially your own, without sounding as if you were
examining a bug under glass.
- Gene Tierney

I attribute my success to my mental approach to the game.
I have always been a serious student of umpiring.
I enjoy studying rules, situations, and positioning.
- Jim Evans

We cannot suppose therefore that God has made an order of beings,
with such mental qualities and powers,
for the sole purpose of being used as beasts,
or instruments of labour.
- Thomas Clarkson

I'm a big proponent of having a mental health component
go along with whatever the physical realities are.
- Alan Thicke

Europe is no longer Europe, it is Eurabia,
a colony of Islam, where the Islamic invasion does
not proceed only in a physical sense,
but also in a mental and cultural sense.
- Oriana Fallaci

Most people miss the great part mental outlook plays in this game.
- Billy Martin

A desire to be in charge of our own lives,
a need for control, is born in each of us.
It is essential to our mental health,
and our success, that we take control.
- Robert Foster Bennett

Reality is never as bad as a nightmare,
as the mental tortures we inflict on ourselves.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

You must learn to talk clearly.
The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off
your tongues is mental garbage.
- Martin H. Fischer


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