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I never expected to see the day when girls would get
sunburned in the places they now do.
- Will Rogers

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter
if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
- Anne Frank

Girls are the future mothers of our society,
and it is important that we focus on their well-being.
- Miriam Makeba

I didn't have the same fitness or ability as the other girls,
so I had to beat them with my mind.
- Martina Hingis


 

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking
at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
- John Ciardi

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up.
I wish my grandmother had done the same.
I wanted my girls to know me.
- Carol Burnett

Adolescence is when girls experience social pressure
to put aside their authentic selves and to display
only a small portion of their gifts.
- Mary Pipher


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What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?
- Louisa May Alcott

My mother always called me an ugly weed,
so I never was aware of anything until I was older.
Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful.
Sometimes this works miracles.
- Hedy Lamarr

Being a teenager is an amazing time and a hard time.
It's when you make your best friends -
I have girls who will never leave my heart and I still talk to.
You get the best and the worst as a teen.
You have the best friendships and the worst heartbreaks.
- Sophia Bush

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down.
That's the thing about girls.
Every time they do something pretty...
you fall half in love with them, and then you never
know where the hell you are.
- J. D. Salinger

My dad had this philosophy that if you tell children
they're beautiful and wonderful then they believe it,
and they will be.
So I never thought I was unattractive.
But I was never one of the girls at school who had lots of boyfriends.
- Emily Mortimer

My friends and I are collecting prom dresses to give
to girls who can't afford them for their proms.
- Lauren Bush

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance
but a good line is hard to resist.
- Raoul Walsh

I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.
- Alvin Ailey

Girls had never been important.
I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love,
because my first love was tennis.
- Boris Becker

I get nervous around girls for the first time.
Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go.
It's just the initial approach I'm really bad at.
- Jensen Ackles

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to
the opening of a phone book.
It's like a big joke.
- Rachel Perry

A lot of young girls have looked to their career paths
and have said they'd like to be chief.
There's been a change in the limits people see.
- Wilma Mankiller

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses?
Girls are so much prettier.
- Marie Laurencin

Big girls need big diamonds.
- Elizabeth Taylor

I beg you to look at the promising boys and beautiful
girls in your homes and in your communities,
and then you will not put these temptations in their way.
- Thomas Jordan Jarvis

I think it's great when girls are artistic.
- Henry Thomas

I think the accessories look very modern and very exciting.
These big earrings, these big hoops.
I think the girls are sort of falling in love with...
collars, neck collars.
- Ralph Lauren

It's really important for boys to see that girls take up half of the planet -
which we do.
- Geena Davis

The Golden Girls certainly proved that there was a
large audience for a show about older women.
- Marlo Thomas

When I see these young girls who are dreaming the dream that I'm living,
it's very very exciting and it puts a big smile on my face.
- Sue Wicks

Then you get to be involved with all the people,
meet all the beautiful girls, get all the good food,
get ready and locked in before all the crowds hit.
- Paul Kantner

First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs.
Then, Dexter's Laboratory.
And now, Powerpuff Girls.
There were a lot of little things in between,
but those were the main ones.
- Craig McCracken

I got hate letters from girls all over America because
I wouldn't go to the prom with them.
- Davy Jones

This life is what you make it.
Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes,
it's a universal truth.
But the good part is,
you get to decide how you're going to mess it up.
Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway.
But just remember, some come, some go.
The ones that stay with you through everything -
they're your true best friends.
Don't let go of them.
Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world.
- Marilyn Monroe

I have two young girls, 8 and 10.
They really keep me young.
- Dino De Laurentiis

I try to parent equally, but I think little girls are a little more sensitive.
- Don Johnson

Independent minded girls that are naked sounds like
a great start to something.
- Joshua Homme

Aging gracefully is supposed to mean trying not to
hide time passing and just looking a wreck.
Don't worry girls, look like a wreck,
that's the way it goes.
- Jeanne Moreau

Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity
of opportunity to be otherwise.
- Maya Angelou

By 1980, when I came out of prison, The Sun did a campaign
to stop putting vice girls in prison.
We've talked about it ever since and nothing has been done about it.
- Cynthia Payne

I was more interested in skating and the girls and
traveling than I was in calculus.
- Scott Hamilton

It is with pain that I read of the dire effects of
my book upon the minds of young girls.
- Mary MacLane

That was the whole point in forming a band.
Girls.
Absolutely gorgeous girls.
- Simon Le Bon

I am treated no different than the other girls.
- Eva Longoria

Rappers make what's in, in.
If we want to bring back something like Jordache,
we just say it and the girls start wearing it.
We have a lot of pull.
- Nelly

These two girls start wanting the same thing because in this neighborhood,
they know all the guys so well.
It's a small town and all the guys are just really boring to them.
- Caroline Dhavernas

I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is
because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
- Victoria Jackson

There's no dancing girls.
We're kinda like secondary to the thing.
It's a story about these two guys that are in love
with this one girl and how it unfolds and what happens.
- Eric Carr

Steve produced Girls Grow Up Faster Than Boys and one more.
Then he and I wrote a few songs together and became good friends.
He was a talented producer.
- Jimmy Griffin

Girls are like pianos.
When they're not upright, they're grand.
- Benny Hill

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls.
Anyone can handle a bad girl.
It's the good girls men should be warned against.
- David Niven

None of the European girls, including Anita Ekberg,
has anything not found on American girls as well.
- Cleo Moore

Each year we look for a big name that is attractive
to the public and pleasant for the girls.
- Marcello Mastroianni

There is no need to waste pity on young girls who are
having their moments of disillusionment,
for in another moment they will recover their illusion.
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Girls are crazy and mean.
They don't fight fair.
- Suzanne Vega

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like
I'm the funniest guy in the world.
I like girls who tell it like it is,
no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.
- Jeremy London

A number of girls of my acquaintance went to school
to the nuns of the Congregational Nunnery,
or Sisters of Charity, as they are sometimes called.
- Maria Monk

These girls play tennis first and foremost,
the fact that many of them are very glamorous is a
major bonus for any promoter.
- John Lindsay

It's an interesting time that way.
It's hard to meet good girls down here.
It seems like they're all after something and interested in their own lives.
- Scott Speedman

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls.
I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward
moment with a girl' is a liar.
- Daniel Radcliffe

There are thousands of girls out there who could be doing my job.
- Yasmeen Ghauri

The boys of my people began very young to learn the ways of men,
and no one taught us; we just learned by doing what we saw,
and we were warriors at a time when boys now are like girls.
- Black Elk

When fans come up to me and Vanessa,
they're really sweet and ask for autographs -
but once they see the guys,
the girls tend to scream.
- Ashley Tisdale

In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
- Helen Reddy

I absolutely hate Take That, East 17,
the Spice Girls.
- Siobhan Fahey

There are a lot of pretty girls.
I am a tennis player first of all, that is why I am here,
and if wasn't producing results no one would notice me.
- Anna Kournikova

Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do,
that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.
- Bruce Barton

That's the awesome part.
Little girls now have a chance to look up and see women playing soccer,
basketball, softball and now hockey -
and know they can win a gold medal,
too.
- Angela Ruggiero

I like strong girls, as long as they don't get snappish.
And furthermore I think it important that you are good
buddies and she does not get angry when you don't have your day.
- Jonathan Brandis

There are only two things: love, all sorts of love,
with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington.
Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly.
- Boris Vian

It has been argued that British girls are incapable
of deep feeling or brilliant acting owing to their lack of temperament.
This, I am positive, is not true.
- Ivor Novello

We were five heterosexual, good-looking men.
We competed against each other for the sexiest girls...
I won.
- Simon Le Bon

Around New York, our group had become known as 'Dee
Dee and her girls' because we were used on everything,
so going out on a solo career wasn't as much a big deal to me.
- Dee Dee Warwick

If someone puts up $100 million on a movie,
they're gonna be concerned about whether they'll get it back.
So they're not gonna make a movie about three girls,
you know?
- Lili Taylor


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