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Funny Expect Quotes
Funny Quotes about Expect

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The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

Love is like a butterfly,
it settles upon you when you least expect it.
- Anonymous


 

No poem is easily grasped; so why should any reader expect fast results?
- John Barton

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
- Michael Jordan

Where there is an observatory and a telescope,
we expect that any eyes will see new worlds at once.
- Henry David Thoreau


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Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
- Alfred A. Montapert

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
- John Ruskin

Anyone who proposes to do good
must not expect people to roll stones out of his way,
but must accept his lot calmly,
even if they roll a few stones upon it.
- Albert Schweitzer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy,
substance abuse, and the failings of the family.
Then we expect them to educate our children.
- John Sculley

He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils;
for time is the greatest innovator.
- Francis Bacon

Government is a contrivance
of human wisdom to provide for human wants.
People have the right to expect that these wants
will be provided for by this wisdom.
- Jimmy Carter

Think little goals and expect little achievements.
Think big goals and win big success.
- David Joseph Schwartz

The more you expect, the more you get disappointed in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous

It is important to expect nothing,
to take every experience,
including the negative ones,
as merely steps on the path,
and to proceed.
- Ram Dass

Do not do unto others
as you expect they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same.
- George Bernard Shaw

Never hurry.
Take plenty of exercise.
Always be cheerful.
Take all the sleep you need.
You may expect to be well.
- James Freeman Clarke

We cannot expect that all nations will adopt like systems,
for conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

When you expect nothing, you can
receive everything as a marvelous gift.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A poem can have an impact, but you can't expect an
audience to understand all the nuances.
- Douglas Dunn

We are not to expect to be translated from
despotism to liberty in a featherbed.
- Thomas Jefferson

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put
a few nickels in the machine.
- Flip Wilson

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact
degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
- Stephen Leacock

As you discover your daily good,
and believe in it, and think about it,
expect it to continue.
- Ernest Holmes

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher,
the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner,
but from their regard to their own interest.
- Adam Smith

Set your sights high, the higher the better.
Expect the most wonderful things to happen,
not in the future but right now.
Realize that nothing is too good.
Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way.
- Eileen Caddy

It is always a good day to be grateful for all of life -
grateful for large blessings and small.
Especially to be grateful for the symbolic blessings -
the rainbows and butterflies that come into our lives
when we least expect and most need them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I expect to pass through this world but once.
Any good therefore that I can do,
or any kindness that I can show to my fellow-creature,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer or neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again.
- William Penn

Films were never in my budget.
Didn't occur to me till much later.
I hoped for a long, good life, which I've had and I'm having as an actor.
I didn't expect the rest.
- Peter O'Toole

If we ask a vague question, such as,
'What is poetry?' we expect a vague answer,
such as, 'Poetry is the music of words,'
or 'Poetry is the linguistic correction of disorder.'
- A. R. Ammons

Interleaf is very nice.
I expect there to be a lot of competition for programs like that.
- Bill Joy

A person can't have everything in this world;
and it was a little unreasonable of her to expect it.
- Kate Chopin

You cannot expect so much freedom in a land of 1.3 billion people.
- Alex Chiu

I think people expect mud at festivals,
I think you'd be asking for your money back if you didn't get it.
- Peter Hook

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
- Edgar Watson Howe

If you do something, expect consequences.
- Larry King

And I don't expect anyone can bring about a revolution
in the way that Bob Dylan did -
and really didn't -
in the 1960s.
- Michael Stipe

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time,
not only will I expect NOT to be paid,
but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now.
It was so bad.
- Julia Sweeney

I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage,
but it somehow eludes them.
- James Dobson

I have been doing music all my life so everyday when
I get up I expect music will be part of it.
- George Benson

Unfortunately, your reputation often rests not on your
ability to do what you say,
but rather on your ability to do what people expect.
- Bryant H. McGill

If you want a place in the sun, you have to expect a few blisters.
- Loretta Young

A harsh reality of newspaper editing is that the deadlines
don't allow for the polish that you expect in books or even magazines.
- Bill Walsh

I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
- George Meredith

If you cannot mould yourself entirely as you would wish,
how can you expect other people to be entirely to your liking?
- Thomas Kempis

I never expect men to give us liberty.
No, women, we are not worth it until we take it.
- Voltairine de Cleyre

I expect to see a lot of household appliances on the Net by 2010,
as well as autos and other mobile devices.
- Vinton Cerf

While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered animals,
how can we expect any ideal living conditions on this earth?
- Isadora Duncan

I expect that on the 1st of August, the SA will be
once more ready for duty.
- Ernst Rohm

If history is going to repeat itself I should think
we can expect the same thing again.
- Terry Venables

In fact, I'll be taking a lot of Cathy Gale with me.
I expect that was why I was chosen for the part.
- Honor Blackman

If you never ask yourself any questions about the meaning of a passage,
you cannot expect the book to give you any insight
you do not already possess.
- Mortimer Adler

I never feel like I have to hang on to the music.
I don't expect that the music will go away.
Ideas are the only thing I can point to that are permanent and fixed.
- Michael Nesmith

Some things don't wind up sounding like you'd expect,
which is just as well.
- Fred Frith

Without sounding pompous, I really do feel that I have
a set of standards that I must adhere to,
even leaving aside considerations of what the readers expect.
- Jonathan Kellerman

I want people to be blown away when I do what they don't expect.
- Drew Barrymore

All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak,
and not always with my advance approval,
and I expect that to continue in the future.
- Gerald R. Ford

I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.
- Alexander Hamilton

Things that I felt absolutely sure of but a few years ago,
I do not believe now.
This thought makes me see more clearly how foolish
it would be to expect all men to agree with me.
- Jim Rohn

Don't just expect the scouts to find you.
Go to camps, clinics and make sure you are seen.
- Paul Quantrill

I expect nothing.
I fear no one.
I am free.
- Nikos Kazantzakis

What this means is that the first week of every new
series of ads will continue to yield softer results
than you can expect to see in weeks two and three.
- Roy H. Williams

How about a little noise.
How do you expect a man to putt?
- Babe Ruth

What they can expect always is that they're going to be made to think.
- Peter Maxwell Davies

The joys we expect are not so bright,
nor the troubles so dark as we fancy they will be.
- Charles Reade

To have faith in Divine protection is good,
but even beter if backed by the pratical assistance
heaven has a right to expect from sensible mortals.
- Ellis Peters

I expect the audience to come up to my level.
I am not interested in compromising my music to make
it palatable to an assumed sub-standard mass.
- Don Ellis


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