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Funny Belts Quotes
Funny Quotes about Belts

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Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Across the country, people are willing to tighten their belts and sacrifice.
The president should ask the oil industry to do the same.
- John Salazar

Higher taxes is the road to ruin.
We must and we will shrink our government,
and that means making some tough choices,
tightening our belts.
- Chris Christie

We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten
seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car...
or removes some of the cigarette smoking on television.
- Gerald McRaney


 

If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how
each man coordinates the details:
the brand and cut of the jeans,
the design of belts and boots, the haircut,
the number and size of earrings.
- Lance Loud

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can
belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.
- Katharine Hepburn

I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt
and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said,
if I do that, I want it to be funny.
- Orlando Jones


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It's totally produced now.
It's almost like a conveyor belt of what metal's supposed to be like these days.
It's not music to me.
- Geezer Butler

I think it helps me.
You know, I've got two more meets under my belt,
and that's always a good thing.
- Carly Patterson

Boss, life is trouble.
Only death is not.
To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble.
- Michael Cacoyannis

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout.
I didn't even own a belt.
- Paul Lynde

Your work is to keep cranking the flywheel that turns
the gears that spin the belt in the engine of belief
that keeps you and your desk in midair.
- Annie Dillard

The city has to do what any citizen or family does,
when you have a dream.
You tighten your belt.
You sacrifice some luxuries.
Above all, you don't waste a dime.
- Laura Miller

Superman don't need no seat belt.
- Muhammad Ali

Respect your efforts, respect yourself.
Self-respect leads to self-discipline.
When you have both firmly under your belt,
that's real power.
- Clint Eastwood

When I won the belt, it was kind of a precedent...
The only Canadian to have ever held it.
- Owen Hart

I'm very accepting with my age.
It's like notches on your belt: experience,
wisdom, and a different kind of beauty.
- Zoe Saldana

There's an expectation these days that novels -
like any other consumer product -
should be made on a production line,
with one dropping from the conveyor belt every couple of years.
- Donna Tartt

He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
- Margot Asquith

The kind of event on a conveyor belt that causes a
fire occurs in a variety of industrial environments,
not uniquely in coal environments.
- Richard Price

I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something.
Say, instead, that you are doing it.
Then fasten your seat belt.
The most remarkable things follow.
- Julia Cameron

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up.
I don't really know what's happening down there.
Who is the real hero?
- Mitch Hedberg

The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when
it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt.
- Konrad Adenauer

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

I sure lost my musical direction in Hollywood.
My songs were the same conveyer belt mass production,
just like most of my movies were.
- Elvis Presley

Now that I've got some films under my belt,
I have the courage of my convictions regarding acting.
It gives me a leg to stand on.
- Mira Sorvino

This whole acting thing was always just for me and
was always an absolute shot in the dark.
If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt,
banging nails again tomorrow if I had to.
- Matt LeBlanc

When I started working, I didn't have a clue what I was doing,
in that I was just wandering around,
hoping that I could succeed.
Then after I got a little under my belt,
it took me about 25 years to feel like I knew what I was doing.
- James Garner

At the end of all this, Russia held in her hands a
vast belt of land running from the Baltic sea in the
north to the Black Sea in the south,
comprising eleven nations with a population of 100 million people.
- John T. Flynn

The situation right after the fight wasn't too good;
I believe I'm still the only champion in the world
who never received the belt inside the ring once you've won the title.
I held that against the English fans for a long time
but I felt that also motivated me.
- Marvin Hagler

Ten percent of the big fish still remain.
There are still some blue whales.
There are still some krill in Antarctica.
There are a few oysters in Chesapeake Bay.
Half the coral reefs are still in pretty good shape,
a jeweled belt around the middle of the planet.
There's still time, but not a lot, to turn things around.
- Sylvia Earle

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school
and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time
and was just completely enamored with the physical
ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.
- Chuck Norris

The attempt is that we want to get a couple of minutes under our belt,
depending on how good the tests are and take that into Hollywood.
The fallback is we're going to DVD anyways.
We've got that covered.
- Todd McFarlane

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Anonymous

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

If we were meant to be happy,
why did God create war, hunger, and the 11 o'clock news?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The reason why the world lacks unity,
and lies broken and in heaps,
is, because man is disunited with himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A politician needs the ability to
foretell what is going to happen
tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year.
And to have the ability afterwards
to explain why it didn't happen.
- Winston Churchill

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Misery nourishes your ego -
that's why you see so many miserable people in the world.
The basic, central point is the ego.
- Osho

Do you ever question why our educational system
teaches competition rather than cooperation?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You see things and you say, Why?
But I dream things that never were and say, Why not
- George Bernard Shaw

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are those that look at things
the way they are, and ask "Why?"
I dream of things that never were, and ask "Why not?"
- Robert F. Kennedy paraphrase of George Bernard Shaw

Life is serious? Why?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve
some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
- Aristophanes

There are a hundred valid reasons why something can't be done,
but only one reason, Commitment, why it can.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Urgent? Why?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every time I have some moment on a seashore,
or in the mountains, or sometimes in a quiet forest,
I think this is why the environment has to be preserved.
- Bill Bradley

Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called Present.
- Anonymous

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films
when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
- Samuel Goldwyn

Instead of worrying about what people say of you,
why not spend time trying to accomplish
something they will admire.
- Dale Carnegie

Why should we honour those that die upon the field
of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in
entering into the abyss of himself.
- William Butler Yeats

Why does man kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
- Woody Allen

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and watches the Discovery Channel.
I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Life is change. Without change, there is no life.
Why then do we so fight against change?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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