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Funny Safety Quotes
Funny Quotes about Safety

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Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
(and hence clamorous to be led to safety)
by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins,
all of them imaginary.
- H. L. Mencken

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety.
- Aeschylus

In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

They who can give up essential liberty
to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't
looked at the stock market pages.
- Irene Peter

The purpose is clear. It is safety with solvency.
The country is entitled to both.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower {political}


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The wise man in the storm prays God,
not for safety from danger,
but for deliverance from fear.
It is the storm within which endangers him,
not the storm without.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety,
is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stuart Mill

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.
- Friedrich Schiller

It is imperative for the health and safety of millions
of workers that we ensure that breathing systems needed
for protection are widely available,
convenient and economical.
- Bill Shuster

There is insufficient support for the police and safety and law enforcement,
in general, in the city council.
- Steve Chabot

Let who will boast their courage in the field,
I find but little safety from my shield,
Nature's, not honour's law we must obey:
This made me cast my useless shield away.
- Archilochus

I don't believe in life after death.
But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth.
If I didn't, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode.
- Hedy Lamarr

Put a bridle on thy tongue; set a guard before thy lips,
lest the words of thine own mouth destroy thy peace...
on much speaking cometh repentance, but in silence is safety.
- William Drummond

Safety on our highways has improved significantly,
with the help of the Legislature and the media.
- Jane D. Hull

What is most important for Europe is economic growth and jobs,
security at home and safety in the world.
- Peter Mandelson

In my district, the budget scales back and eliminates
several long-term shore protection projects important
to the safety and economic security of Long Island.
- Tim Bishop

The only safety for the conquered is to expect no safety.
- Virgil

I don't think that a mutual fund that invests exclusively
in biotech start-ups or invests exclusively in companies
in Thailand offers any great safety or diversification.
- Ron Chernow

Our military should spare no expense to ensure the safety of our troops,
particularly as they confront a hostile insurgency
and roadside bombs throughout Iraq.
- Christopher Dodd

When you design it, think how you would feel if you had to fly it!
Safety first!
- Donald Wills Douglas

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's wall is ablaze.
- Horace

Government's first duty and highest obligation is public safety.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

When we stand up for America, we stand up for what America stands for,
which is a safety net for our seniors and really helping
our families be able to help themselves.
- Barbara Mikulski

The American people must be willing to give up a degree
of personal privacy in exchange for safety and security.
- Louis Freeh

Through danger safety comes - through trouble rest.
- John Marston

One is not exposed to danger who, even when in safety
is always on their guard.
- Publilius Syrus

After the Challenger accident, NASA put in a lot of
time to improve the safety of the space shuttle to
fix the things that had gone wrong.
- Sally Ride

Mutual funds have historically offered safety and diversification.
And they spare you the responsibility of picking individual stocks.
- Ron Chernow

Despotism is the only form of government which may with safety to itself,
neglect the education of its infant poor.
- Samuel Horsley

And then the conditions of safety - or lack of safety -
for teachers in public schools,
and the disparity between public schools and private schools is shameful.
- Warren Beatty

It's the safety valve of middle life,
and the solace of age.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart

Mexico is only a memory of childhood safety.
- Sandra Cisneros

In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand
the importance of Byrne grants to local police in reducing
crime and drugs and improving public safety.
- Jim Ramstad

The demand for beef in Canada remains strong because
I think people in America,
in North America, know that we have a very strong food
safety system and that our food is safe to eat.
- Ann Veneman

There is always safety in valor.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety,
if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
- Horatio Nelson

Within minutes of the attack, your Department of Public
Safety mobilized its Operations Center,
headed by a national expert on weapons of mass destruction.
- Jane D. Hull

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios
and it sort of had something to do with wrestling,
but they found that there were some safety concerns
that had to be addressed.
- Jerry Lawler

We will never have real safety and security for wage
earners unless we provide for safety and security for
the wage payers and wage savers.
- William J. H. Boetcker

Governors of both political parties face a stark choice
between unpopular tax increases and drastic cuts in Medicaid,
education, public safety and other essential services.
- Bill Delahunt

We are not for disarming people.
When you have an epidemic it's a public health issue,
a safety issue.
- Sarah Brady

The true credit for our safety and security goes to
our men and women who are serving in places like Iraq
and Afghanistan in the global war on terrorism.
- Asa Hutchinson

Purring would seem to be, in her case,
an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
- Monica Edwards

Property that endangers the safety of a nation should
not be suffered to remain in the hands of its citizens.
- Robert Dale Owen

There might be 1 finger on the trigger,
but there will be 15 fingers on the safety catch.
- Harold MacMillan

The only place a new hat can be carried into with safety is a church,
for there is plenty of room there.
- Leigh Hunt

We must respect the past, and mistrust the present,
if we wish to provide for the safety of the future.
- Joseph Joubert

At the end of the day, the goals are simple:
safety and security.
- Jodi Rell

Last year in a historic move, the state of New York
passed the very first cigarette fire safety standard.
- Ed Markey

Safety is something that happens between your ears,
not something you hold in your hands.
- Jeff Cooper

If this humor be the safety of our race,
then it is due largely to the infusion into the American
people of the Irish brain.
- William Howard Taft

The 21st Century has begun as an era of uncertainty,
with a heightened focus on security and public safety.
- Gavin Newsom

The fight for sanity in our gun safety laws is not by any means over.
In many ways it's just beginning.
- Michael D. Barnes

Where do you find the strength to brave a barrage of
enemy fire and to bring your wounded friends to safety
at great risk to your own life? Conviction.
- Guy Verhofstadt

I'll continue to work to ensure that safety and I am
honored to have earned the endorsement of the men and
women who provide public safety in our city.
- Alan Autry

The only reason of the institution of civil government;
and the only rational ground of submission to it,
is the common safety and utility.
- Jonathan Mayhew

Strong advocacy for education, health care and worker
safety will be indispensable if they are to get their
fair share of President Bush's austere budget for the next fiscal year.
- Arlen Spector

We remain very confident in the safety of U.S.
beef.
- John Clifford

The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear -
fear of the unknown,
the complex, the inexplicable.
What he wants above everything else is safety.
- H. L. Mencken

These vessels are out of sight, out of mind.
They are exempt from minimum-wage requirements,
from Coast Guard inspections, OSHA regulations and other safety laws.
- Steve Finley

Workers organized and fought for worker rights and food safety,
Social Security and Medicare - they fought to change government.
And they won.
- Sherrod Brown

Safety's just danger, out of place.
- Harry Connick, Jr.

The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise.
- Tacitus

We have played a critical role in meeting the new safety standards.
The Canadian space industry contributed new tools that
make the inspection of the space shuttle possible.
- Marc Garneau

It's very important to know that we packed it right
because it is a safety issue for coming home.
- Linda M. Godwin

It is because the people are citizens that they are with safety armed.
- Joel Barlow

Fear is the foundation of safety.
- Tertullian

I rise today in strong support of the Children's Safety
and Violent Crime Reduction Act,
because it is a commonsense way to protect our schoolchildren from pedophiles.
- Ric Keller

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
- James Thurber


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