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Funny Appreciate Quotes
Funny Quotes about Appreciate

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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

The best way to appreciate your job
is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde


 

Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Appreciate again and again, freshly and naively,
the basic goods of life, with awe,
pleasure, wonder and even ecstasy,
however stale these experiences may have become to others.
- Abraham Maslow

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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No, they don't appreciate you - and it's not their job.
It's your own job to appreciate yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor,
for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
- Jessamyn West

Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare,
and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
- Anton Chekhov

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
- Hal Borland

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss;
volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
- George Santayana

Whether one believes in a religion or not,
and whether one believes in rebirth or not,
there isn't anyone who doesn't
appreciate kindness and compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

One is taught by experience to put a premium
on those few people who can appreciate you for what you are.
- Gail Godwin

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous

Appreciate the Unexpected.
- Anonymous

Take time today to appreciate beauty -
natural beauty, art, people.
Slow down, breathe deeply, smile.
It's a beautiful world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time and health are two precious assets that we don't
recognize and appreciate until they have been depleted.
- Denis Waitley

We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.
Freedom is like that. It's like air.
When you have it, you don't notice it.
- Boris Yeltsin

Take a long walk alone in the woods -
leave the cellphone and music player at home.
Your whole BEing will appreciate it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are all different - and we are all one.
Take time to understand, and to appreciate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is better to lead from behind
and to put others in front,
especially when you celebrate victory
when nice things occur.
You take the front line when there is danger.
Then people will appreciate your leadership.
- Nelson Mandela

Recall a recent time when someone was strongly critical
of your opinions (perhaps your political or religious beliefs).
Now, put yourself in their shoes - with compassion.
Try to understand and appreciate their point-of-view -
not to change your own opinions,
but to celebrate all our human differences - in peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you are neutral in situations of injustice,
you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse
and you say that you are neutral,
the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
- Desmond Tutu

Pause to appreciate the beauty around you.
Whether rainbow or butterfly,
mountain or tree, painting or poem -
whether crafted by nature or by a human hand -
beauty adds a magical element to life
that surpasses logic and science.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I hope people like me and appreciate me the way I am.
- Steve Yzerman

It keeps you grounded, you lead a regular life and
you appreciate things more.
- Leah Remini

You've got to appreciate the things that come from
the art of the Negro and from the heart of the man farthest down.
- William Christopher Handy

A team will always appreciate a great individual if
he's willing to sacrifice for the group.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Paris is one of the most beautiful places in all the world.
Unfortunately, I was so homesick I couldn't appreciate its beauty.
- Tyra Banks

I try to take the time to appreciate and I certainly
do appreciate and I do feel proud but that is probably
one of the things I need to work on,
building a bit of time for myself.
- Orlando Bloom

We're so afraid of death in our culture,
but I think if we understand it better,
then we'll appreciate the life we have more.
- Naomi Watts

I've had 60 years of ups and downs, and all of the downs that I've had,
I'm happy that I've had them because it's taught me
to appreciate all the ups.
- Patti LaBelle

A lot of the players are not involved with any NHL team,
so to play and travel around with the Oldtimers' it's
a kind of gift that the players really appreciate.
- Guy Lafleur

More importantly, I also understand my age and am in
a better position to appreciate it.
- Rajendra Prasad

Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this.
Really.
- Benjamin Day

I think the thing that I most appreciate now is that
stereotypes involving Jewish identity activate fears
of persecution that exist in the present day.
- Gregg Easterbrook

I appreciate Eight is Enough.
It made me recognizable.
- Dick Van Patten

There are so many questions to be answered and so many
personal compliments that we appreciate so very much.
- Eydie Gorme

While I have some regrets that this is my last opportunity
to deliver a State of the State address,
I appreciate and am humbled by the opportunities this
great state has given me.
- Jane D. Hull

Take time to appreciate employees and they will reciprocate in a thousand ways.
- Bob Nelson

I so much appreciate it when anybody tries to make
something and tries to be an artist -
I'm happy to see the work.
- Laurie Anderson

Alabama citizens, like the vast majority of Americans,
respect and value the meaning of decency,
and appreciate public institutions that reflect the
common values of our society.
- Mike Rogers

Americans appreciate the way our friends around the
world are sticking by us,
and we all hope for their continued support in what's
going to be some very trying times.
- Joe Lando

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can
appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.
- Colleen McCullough

When I see that my geek may have contained some of the best parts of me,
when I love and appreciate him, I set my children free
to see themselves as lovable however they are.
- Kenny Loggins

I consider my musical ability to be a gift from the Creator.
It's not that I try to work hard or nothing like that,
it's a gift, it was given to me, and I appreciate it.
- Erykah Badu

I'm sure once my career's over, when I look back when I'm older,
I can maybe appreciate it a little bit more.
- Mats Sundin

Dad is my best mate and I can tell Mum absolutely anything.
I really appreciate Mum and Dad.
Why are we so close? Young parents, I think.
The rock business keeps their minds young.
- Kim Wilde

It is that, but really, it's about how we don't recognise
the little things in life,
or appreciate the little things in life like belonging.
A sense of belonging is a big thing today.
- James Caan

But really, we also need to learn how to love one another as women.
How to appreciate and respect each other.
- Chaka Khan

To criticize is to appreciate, to appropriate,
to take intellectual possession, to establish in fine
a relation with the criticized thing and to make it one's own.
- Henry James

One of the greatest titles we can have is "old friend."
We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are older.
The problem is we need to start our old friendships when we are young.
We then have to nurture and grow those friendships over our middle age
when a busy life and changing geographies
can cause us to neglect those friends.
Today is the day to invest in those people
we hope will call us "old friend" in the years to come.
- Grant Fairley

I fully appreciate the fact that George W. Bush won 49% of my district.
- Jim Costa

And you can tell the writers who do it -
Robert Stone,
for example, who with each new novel is doing something new.
I appreciate that in other writers.
- Tobias Wolff

There's something about death that is comforting.
The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to
appreciate your life now.
- Angelina Jolie

I had to make a drastic change at Sun Records and I
didn't really appreciate country music until I went there.
- Charlie Rich

When somebody blazes a path to a highway that never end,
you should appreciate 'em some.
- Brownie McGhee

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman
to make a man appreciate his wife.
- Clare Boothe Luce

Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone,
don't keep it a secret.
- Mary Kay Ash

I appreciate very much being injury-free.
- Steffi Graf

'Ouch' is not independent of social training.
One has only to prick a foreigner to appreciate that it is an English word.
- Willard Van Orman Quine

Howard Dean has been successful because he was clear
in his opposition to the war.
People appreciate a politician with the courage to say,
I oppose this war.
- Bianca Jagger

No one will ever know what I went through to secure those negatives.
The world can never appreciate it.
It changed the whole course of my life.
- Mathew Brady

I do believe that if you haven't learnt about sadness,
you cannot appreciate happiness.
- Nana Mouskouri

There are so few directors who are musical who appreciate music.
- Alex North

I have been able to get a small audience.
It's not the huge audience, but it's enough to make it possible to play.
I appreciate that.
- Lee Konitz

And I took a long time to appreciate Lynch.
- Jacques Rivette

I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact
that math is the language of the universe.
- Lucas Grabeel

Happiness lies neither in vice nor in virtue;
but in the manner we appreciate the one and the other,
and the choice we make pursuant to our individual organization.
- Marquis de Sade

There are a lot of great actresses out there.
You learn to appreciate each one for what they offer.
- Victoria Pratt


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