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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson


 

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

A fool and his money are soon elected.
- Will Rogers


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The God of Children and Fools:
There once was a man way up high,
who sat on his chair in the sky.
he called down to fool us,
and said he would rule us,
until we woke up bye and bye.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

If one does not understand a person,
one tends to regard him as a fool.
- Carl Jung

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool,
a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
- Sholom Aleichem

No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool.
Writers, alas, have to be fools in public,
while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.
- Erica Jong

A fool and his money are soon parted.
- Thomas Tusser

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question
than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
- Bruce Lee

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
- Stanley Weiser

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day;
wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
- Elbert Hubbard

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex...
It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage
to move in the opposite direction.
- Albert Einstein

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
- Al Bernstein

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool;
it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
- Baltasar Gracian

You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.
- Donella Meadows

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is not fit that every man should travel;
it makes a wise man better,
and a fool worse.
- William Hazlitt

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made
a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
- Laurence J. Peter

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.
- James Huneker

You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
- Abraham Lincoln (sometimes attributed to P. T. Barnum)

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes.
He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -
and you are the easiest person to fool.
- Richard Feynman

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
- Robert Bulwer-Lytton

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted,
but now it happens to everybody.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it -
thou art a fool.
- Lord Chesterfield

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power
to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
- Ambrose Bierce

Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down
as a self-evident proposition that no people ought
to be free till they are fit to use their freedom.
The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who
resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens,
you can never regain their respect and esteem.
It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time;
you can even fool some of the people all of the time;
but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
- Abraham Lincoln

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool.
- Diogenes of Sinope

One fool at least in every married couple.
- Henry Fielding

Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool.
- Voltaire

Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to
continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself
and go ahead and try it myself.
- Adam Savage

A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who
has no plan for possible defeat.
- Louis L'Amour

A person is a fool to become a writer.
His only compensation is absolute freedom.
- Roald Dahl

He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool;
and he that dares not reason is a slave.
- William Drummond

It's not charming to go on a show and say,
I dunno.
It doesn't fool anybody.
There's nothing glamorous about it at all.
- Jeff Goldblum

People have discovered that they can fool the devil;
but they can't fool the neighbors.
- Francis Bacon

Anyone who works is a fool.
I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
- Robert Morley

A doctrinaire is a fool but an honest man.
- Lord Melbourne

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him,
I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.
- Ilka Chase

You don't have any kind of sense of being foolish when you are acting.
When you're younger you don't want to look a fool,
so you don't do things that might make you vulnerable.
- Tom Wilkinson

A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last.
Both do the same thing; only at different times.
- Lord Acton

A science is any discipline in which the fool of this
generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation.
- Max Gluckman

I wasn't born a fool.
It took work to get this way.
- Danny Kaye

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.
- Bruce Lee

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork.
I'm a geek.
- Gwen Stefani

To write something, you have to risk making a fool of yourself.
- Anne Rice

My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved.
Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who
adopts a manner of thinking for others!
- Marquis de Sade

You can fool a person into going to see a movie with a good trailer.
- Nile Rodgers

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
- Publilius Syrus

I just love making a fool out of myself.
I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.
- Hugh Jackman

It is the nature of every person to error,
but only the fool perseveres in error.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool,
and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.
- Miguel de Cervantes

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable
right to make a damn fool of himself.
- John Ciardi

The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
- Benito Mussolini

To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye,
nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task.
- William Congreve

The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
- Benjamin Disraeli

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly;
he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
- George Eliot

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a
fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,
but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler

War is wretched beyond description, and only a fool
or a fraud could sentimentalize its cruel reality.
- John McCain

Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it;
nothing is commoner than the name,
nothing rarer than the thing.
- Jean de La Fontaine

Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.
- Frank Wedekind

The dupe of friendship, and the fool of love;
have I not reason to hate and to despise myself? Indeed I do;
and chiefly for not having hated and despised the world enough.
- William Hazlitt

He who despairs of the human condition is a coward,
but he who has hope for it is a fool.
- Albert Camus


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