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What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

One will never again look at a birch tree,
after the Robert Frost poem, in exactly the same way.
- Paul Muldoon


 

I love everyone, unconditionally,
at all times, exactly as they are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've always supported myself.
I like the sense of knowing exactly where I stand financially,
but there is a side of me that longs for a knight in shining armor.
- Barbara Feldon

I realize that protest paintings are not exactly in vogue,
but I've done many.
- Robert Indiana


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Man becomes great exactly in the degree
in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One of the surest ways to cause
yourself great suffering
is to insist upon being right -
to demand that all others view life
exactly as you view it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV.
I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.
- Lexa Doig

My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be.
Everybody has their own path.
It's laid out for you.
It's just up to you to walk it.
- Justin Timberlake

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly
what their child is up to all the time.
- Barbara Bush

I pray that my greatest desires will always be for
exactly what Spirit is offering me at that very moment.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have a family to support.
And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.
- Patrick Warburton

I love America more than any other country in this world,
and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right
to criticize her perpetually.
- James A. Baldwin

My compassionate intents are generally received clearly
and acted upon - perhaps not immediately,
or in exactly the way I hope -
but acted upon favorably, nonetheless.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every day I give thanks that I am me,
and that everything that has ever occurred in my life
happened exactly as it did -
however unpleasant it may have appeared at the time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We can change our lives.
We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish.
- Tony Robbins

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
- William Gibson

You are perfect exactly the way you are.
- Werner Erhard

We get to CHOOSE the meaning for our lives.
Our lives mean exactly what we say they do - no more, no less.
Each of us chooses their path in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thoughtful people seldom share exactly the same opinion -
the same point-of-view.
The wise ones understand that they know nothing -
for virtually none of our experience is truly factual -
and they graciously honor all other opinions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our opportunity is to love ourselves exactly as we are -
with all our joys and sufferings.
To be grateful for everything.
To forgive ourselves for our doubts of our own worthiness -
for we have no need to be anything other than what we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long
as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at
the places I wasn't going to.
I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every
party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
- Andy Warhol

Happiness lies in accepting everyone
in our lives EXACTLY as they are.
We cause ourselves untold misery whenever
we believe others to be imperfect and try to change them.
This is the number one rule for a happy relationship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What if happiness were found in the serenity of simple pleasures.
What if we didn't need the newest gizmo... the highest high?
What if happiness is in the air we breathe...
slowly, deeply, and consciously?
What if happiness is one fresh grape, savored with gratitude?
What if happiness is in our oneness with all creation?
What if happiness is about enjoying life exactly as it comes to us -
without chasing after it?
What if happiness is something we CHOOSE...
regardless of our circumstances?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I feel like I've never had a home, you know? I feel related to the country,
to this country, and yet I don't know exactly where I fit in...
There's always this kind of nostalgia for a place,
a place where you can reckon with yourself.
- Sam Shepard

I want to do exactly what I want to do.
I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for a grant.
- Mikhail Baryshnikov

Knowing that we can be loved exactly as we are gives
us all the best opportunity for growing into the healthiest of people.
- Fred Rogers

You see, nature will do exactly what it must,
and if we are a hindrance to its development,
to even its destructive powers to reform itself and we are in a way,
we will go.
- Ralph Steadman

So I wanted to sing inspirational music,
and that's exactly how I approached it -
only the words have been changed to declare my relationship with God.
- Smokey Robinson

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a
nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
- Billy Connolly

My mother is my manager and so knows exactly what I do and so on.
- Jonathan Brandis

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and
not let out exactly what he did for a living.
- Johnny Bench

The fact is...
our doors have not exactly been knocked down by companies
willing to defend Microsoft's business practices.
- Orrin Hatch

Among the notable things about fire is that it also
requires oxygen to burn -
exactly like its enemy,
life.
Thereby are life and flames so often compared.
- Otto Weininger

But it seemed to me that the American way of doing
things was to obliterate a complete area,
without really knowing exactly what was there and where they were.
- Peter Scott

The argument on the other side of special rights is completely bogus.
It's bogus because you could make exactly the same
claim about racial or ethnic or religious minorities.
- Tom Allen

Take pride in exactly what it is you do and remember
it's okay to fail as long as you don't give up.
- Dan O'Brien

God gave us all exactly the same fingers,
arms, legs, and feet, but in our different countries
we divided them all a little differently as we feel it,
do you understand?
- Ninette de Valois

The reason people like to watch ball games is because
they don't really know exactly what's going to happen from moment to moment.
That's why you watch the entire thing.
- Isaac Mizrahi

What these books have conclusively proven is that the
diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.
- Paul Scofield

If you want to be original just try being yourself,
because God has never made two people exactly alike.
- Bernard Meltzer

However, no two people see the external world in exactly the same way.
To every separate person a thing is what he thinks it is -
in other words,
not a thing, but a think.
- Penelope Fitzgerald

Nobody talks of entrepreneurship as survival,
but that's exactly what it is and what nurtures creative thinking.
- Anita Roddick

Frost isn't exactly despised but not enough people
have worked out what a brilliant poet he was.
- Paul Muldoon

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos
and they sit back and they make deals.
And they say okay, 'I'm going do this:
France,
you're getting the pipelines.'
- George Clooney

Looking at yourself in a mirror isn't exactly a study of life.
- Lauren Bacall

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems.
Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
- Olin Miller

I started at 5 years old in the kitchen table with my family supporting me.
I know where I'm from and I know exactly where I'm going.
- Celine Dion

Not exactly hit them, but I've restrained a few people.
- Chuck Zito

We are exactly where we have chosen to be.
- Vernon Howard

A beam of luminous hydrogen canal rays has,
owing to its velocity, exactly the same direction as
that of the electric field in which it may be made to move.
- Johannes Stark

I paint people not because of what they are like,
not exactly in spite of what they are like,
but how they happen to be.
- Lucian Freud

If two people were exactly alike, one of them would be unnecessary.
- Larry Dixon

It was exactly an assembly line.
You could look into infinity down these rows of drawing tables.
- Gil Kane

Literature does not exist in a vacuum.
Writers as such have a definite social function exactly
proportional to their ability as writers.
This is their main use.
- Ezra Pound

A worker may be the hammer's master,
but the hammer still prevails.
A tool knows exactly how it is meant to be handled,
while the user of the tool can only have an approximate idea.
- Milan Kundera

The process depends on the situation,
and I don't think there are any two songs that have
gone exactly the same way...
well, actually, that's not true.
- Michael McKean

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready.
A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked,
or only half-baked?
- Jessica Savitch

It strikes me there's a bunch of people in power who
have really strong intentions of running the world
and adjusting the world to exactly how they see it.
- Colin Hay

If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be.
If you see yourself as continually hard up,
that is exactly what you will be.
- Robert Collier

I like black and white films.
I don't exactly know why - probably because there is
a stylization which is removed from actual life,
unlike a color film.
- Norman McLaren

The specifics of Cathy?s and my life are different now,
but the basic life challenges are exactly the same.
- Cathy Guisewite

No, improvising is wonderful.
But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless
you know exactly what you're doing.
- Christopher Walken

I'm not sure exactly how gossiping about my life with
my audience really helps them.
- Tyra Banks

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse,
but there's nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields

I'm not a sponge exactly, but I find that something
I look at is a great opportunity for ideas.
- Martha Stewart

I'll just start laying out the melody exactly where I want it to fall.
And then I'll go back and fill it out.
Whereas, in other pieces I'm really just going a couple bars at a time.
- Danny Elfman

When you're a father, you know exactly where your heart really is.
There's no question of it, no doubt.
That part of your life has no second guessing.
- Fred Ward

The only other things, and again these things are hearsay,
is that he could be pretty rough on directors,
because he knew exactly the way he wanted to play the part.
And he did so.
- Tommy Bond


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