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Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than
ever for us to watch over them.
Adolescence is not about letting go.
It's about hanging on during a very bumpy ride.
- Ron Taffel

There is no doubt that life can be a bumpy ride.
But so were those roller coasters you loved as a kid.
Savor the adventure.
Find excitement in the uncertainty and the constant change.
Even let a touch of fear add spice to your life -
as you did on that roller coaster.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I just learned my lyrics and tried not to bump into the trumpet player.
That was my philosophy.
- Jo Stafford


 

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.
- Spencer Tracy

The business that people do in LA on the social level is amazing.
You go to a restaurant, bump into this guy or that guy.
The next day you get a call, and they want you in their movie.
- Kevin Bacon

I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole
house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue.
- Mercedes McCambridge


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I have always thought the suicide should bump off at
least one swine before taking off for parts unknown.
- Ezra Pound

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk.
You have to hold onto them.
They bump into things.
They laugh and cry.
They urinate.
They vomit.
- Johnny Depp

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
- Noel Coward

With this book, I truly hope to reach everyone that
I don't bump into on the street and share my story.
- Teri Hatcher

If I don't get the goose-bump factor when I'm reading it than I can't do it.
- Russell Crowe

Living the past is a dull and lonely business;
looking back strains the neck muscles,
causing you to bump into people not going your way.
- Edna Ferber

I've always been more afraid of being left alone or
left out than of things that go bump in the night.
- Nelson Gidding

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President
because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting
together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
- Russell Baker

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting:
Know your lines,
don't bump into the furniture.
- Danny Bonaduce

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world,
and biology describes a local bump.
Psychology, human psychology, describes a bump on the bump.
- Willard Van Orman Quine

If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.
- Don King

In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to
plan your day and your life as accidents will happen,
you'll overhear things, bump into people,
and take unexpected turns.
- Jason Schwartzman

The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England.
- Bruce Oldfield

No, I always felt that amongst my core fans-
because there was a level of popularity that I had
in the mid '80s that was sort of a bump on the scale-
they fundamentally understood the values that are at work in my work.
- Bruce Springsteen

I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways,
and we saw that after the Democratic Convention.
I think a lot of the bump that we enjoyed came when
John Kerry selected John Edwards as his running mate.
- Harold Ford

They very seldom let me lose my cool.
They made me like I was Polly Perfect,
which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids
on the street they'd say 'I wish my Mom were like you.'
- Charlotte Rae

Their every instinct - and I have to say this is without exception -
is to iron out the bumps,
and It's always the bumps that are the most interesting stuff.
- Adrian Lyne

The buzz is still with me.
I get goose bumps.
- David Beckham

I was silent as a child, and silenced as a young woman;
I am taking my lumps and bumps for being a big mouth,
now, but usually from those whose opinion I don't respect.
- Sandra Cisneros

You know, it's always good to have seen a track before,
just to kind of know where the little bumps are here and there,
and just the general feel for the size.
- Danica Patrick

Anyway, so what he did was, he spread sheets for 100
yards and underneath them he'd put things so there
were bumps and different levels and on top he'd put
little bushes and if you didn't look to close,
it looked like snow!
- Rod Steiger

I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently,
and we had forty minutes of bumps.
I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket,
just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed.
- Daniela Pestova

It was an instinct to put the world in order that powered
her mending split infinitives and snipping off dangling participles,
smoothing away the knots and bumps until the prose
before her took on a sheen,
like perfect caramel.
- David Leavitt

I think that many people in history who had power were
bumped off because they had power.
- Oliver Stone

My biggest win was getting the meal money bumped from $5 to $7.
- Bob Cousy

It is a question whether, when we break a murderer on the wheel,
we do not fall into the error a child makes when it
hits the chair it has bumped into.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around
and Paris Hilton was standing there.
And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'
- Trey Parker

The upside to smoking is that you get to be social.
I was looking for a light when I bumped into Ben Harper's manager.
A couple of days later, Ben and I were in the studio.
- Beth Orton

Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second.
They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass.
Cotton went on, but daddy bumped me in the rear and
my car went right into the wall.
- Richard Petty

No one is fit to judge a book until he has rounded
Cape Horn in a sailing vessel,
until he has bumped into two or three icebergs,
until he has been lost in the sands of the desert,
until he has spent a few years in the House of the Dead.
- Van Wyck Brooks

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
- Charles M. Schulz

We should just get somebody from the left and the right
and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other
and the first one to cover the other one wins.
- David Cross

I'm not all that big on rides.
I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to
Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and
nephews or people to take.
- Anjelica Huston

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice,
judge, or vicar.
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper
stickers on pickup trucks,
my friends.
We need to give them what they need.
- Solomon Ortiz

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up.
All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
- David Cross

We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do.
In Blood Simple there's a shot from the bumper of a
car and it's going up this road and a huge flock of
birds takes off at the perfect moment.
- Joel Coen

You are going in one second the length of a football field.
That means you brain is receiving information from
your body what the car is doing physically,
bumping, balance, performance.
- Emerson Fittipaldi

When you go into a game on offense, you make a couple
moves and see what the defender is going to do.
Then you pretty much can figure out what he is going to do against you -
whether he carries his hands low or high,
whether he is bumping or pushing, those type of things.
- Oscar Robertson

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

DON'T get officious.
You're not yourself when you're officious -
That is the curse of a government job.
- the movie Harold and Maude (1971)

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright

You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point

You know what? Maybe there's a good reason
donkeys shouldn't talk.
- the movie Shrek (2001)

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as
you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Robert Byrne

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


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