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Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- H. L. Mencken

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash


 

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Robert Byrne

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns


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When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West

It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family
belonged to another church.
- Paul Lynde

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to
do it is another question altogether.
- Johnny Vegas

One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Helen Rowland

I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.
- Winston Churchill

That's the secret to life . . .
replace one worry with another.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay
gets another person who can't pay
to guarantee that he can pay.
- Charles Dickens

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, 1896)

If everyone demanded peace
instead of another television set,
then there'd be peace.
- John Lennon

If God listened to the prayers of men,
all men would quickly have perished:
for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
- Epicurus

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

My joy is the golden sunset
giving thanks for another day.
Gratitude itself is a source of joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea
between the shores of your souls.
- Khalil Gibran

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Guilt is only another way of avoiding informed action.
- Audre Lorde

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare

A new command I give you: Love one another.
As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
- Jesus of Nazareth (John 13:34)

We must be our own before we can be another's.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

The shoe that fits one person pinches another;
there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
- Carl Jung

I'd rather see the world from another angle
- Jewel

Most of us spend our lives as if
we have another one in the bank.
- Ben Irwin

When ordinary life shackles me,
I escape, one way or another. No more walls.
- Anais Nin

There are as many pillows of illusion
as flakes in a snow-storm.
We wake from one dream into another dream.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

At times our own light goes out
and is rekindled by a spark from another person.
Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude
of those who have lighted the flame within us.
- Albert Schweitzer

No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

Your informed, "no," to a particular service
allows another to offer their
gifted and unreserved, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I claim that human mind or human society
is not divided into watertight compartments
called social, political and religious.
All act and react upon one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
- Oprah Winfrey

Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
- Juvenal

Love is granting another the space to be
the way they are and the way they are not.
- Werner Erhard

That which you hate to be done to you,
do not do to another.
- Ancient Egyptian Proverb

Reality doesn't impress me.
I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy,
and when ordinary life shackles me,
I escape, one way or another.
No more walls.
- Anais Nin

Never, never and never again shall it be
that this beautiful land will again experience
the oppression of one by another.
- Nelson Mandela

An association of men who will not quarrel with one another
is a thing which has never yet existed,
from the greatest confederacy of nations
down to a town meeting or a vestry.
- Thomas Jefferson

If the machine of government is of such a nature
that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another,
then, I say, break the law.
- Henry David Thoreau

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

Don't limit a child to your own learning,
for he was born in another time.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this,
but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

Gardening is how I relax.
It's another form of creating and playing with colors.
- Oscar de la Renta

Nature and human life are as various
as our several constitutions.
Who shall say what prospect life offers to another?
- Henry David Thoreau

If the human race wishes to have a
prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity,
they have only got to behave in a
peaceful and helpful way toward one another.
- Winston Churchill

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
- Pablo Picasso

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes
from one generation to another.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Men have a much better time of it than women.
For one thing, they marry later; for another thing,
they die earlier.
- H. L. Mencken

The man who goes alone can start today;
but he who travels with another
must wait till that other is ready.
- Henry David Thoreau

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate
act that should not be indulged in lightly.
- M. F. K. Fisher

I am a dreamer.
Seriously, I'm living on another planet.
- Eva Green

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing
for another is common to all men,
and to be found in no other race of animals.
- Adam Smith

He plants trees to benefit another generation.
- Caecilius Statius

Sometimes our light goes out but
is blown into flame by another human being.
Each of us owes deepest thanks
to those who have rekindled this light.
- Albert Schweitzer

A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
- Katharine Graham

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact
degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
- Stephen Leacock

Death is no more than passing from one room into another.
But there's a difference for me, you know.
Because in that other room I shall be able to see.
- Helen Keller


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