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Funny Fasten Quotes
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Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten
seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car...
or removes some of the cigarette smoking on television.
- Gerald McRaney

My instincts are always against people who want to
fasten some sort of hegemony onto things.
- Clifford Geertz

Painting is a nail to which I fasten my ideas.
- Georges Braque


 

A wisely chosen illustration is almost essential to
fasten the truth upon the ordinary mind,
and no teacher can afford to neglect this part of his preparation.
- Howard Crosby

I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something.
Say, instead, that you are doing it.
Then fasten your seat belt.
The most remarkable things follow.
- Julia Cameron

People need something or someone to fasten themselves
to in order to reassure themselves that they are real.
- Ani DiFranco


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You had no right to be born; for you make no use of life.
Instead of living for, in, and with yourself,
as a reasonable being ought, you seek only to fasten
your feebleness on some other person's strength.
- Charlotte Bronte

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

History is a relentless master.
It has no present, only the past rushing into the future.
To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.
- John F. Kennedy

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die,
life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
- Langston Hughes

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.
- Brock Yates

The United States has to move very fast to even stand still.
- John F. Kennedy

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him
is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
- Barry Goldwater

The trees in Siberia are miles apart,
that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope

Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up.
- Alan Ladd

The world is changing very fast.
Big will not beat small anymore.
It will be the fast beating the slow.
- Rupert Murdoch

Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori

Walking is the best possible exercise.
Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
- Thomas Jefferson

My idea of fast food is a mallard.
- Ted Nugent

I love fast cars...
and to go too fast in them.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend
toward processed food and fast food.
- Andrew Weil

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars.
The rest I just squandered.
- George Best

Fast cars are my only vice.
- Michael Bay

I never saw a discontented tree.
They grip the ground as though they liked it,
and though fast rooted, they travel about as far as we do.
- John Muir

God made me fast.
And when I run, I feel His pleasure.
- Eric Liddell

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

No poem is easily grasped; so why should any reader expect fast results?
- John Barton

It's hardware that makes a machine fast.
It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
- Craig Bruce

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

Trees go wandering forth in all directions with every wind,
going and coming like ourselves,
traveling with us around the sun two million miles a day,
and through space heaven knows how fast and far!
- John Muir

There is no evil and there are
no evil forces in the world.
There are only people of awareness,
and there are people who are fast asleep -
and sleep has no force.
The whole energy is in the hands of the awakened people.
And one awakened person can awaken the whole world.
One lighted candle can make millions of candles lighted
without losing it's light.
- Osho

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life
crisis is buy a fast car,
aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars.
It's not that.
It's the fear that you're past your best.
It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.
- Robbie Coltrane

Beauty is only skin deep.
If you go after someone just because she's beautiful
but don't have anything to talk about,
it's going to get boring fast.
You want to look beyond the surface and see if you
can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.
- Amanda Peet

I have three precious things which I hold fast and prize.
The first is gentleness;
the second is frugality;
the third is humility, which keeps me from putting myself before others.
Be gentle and you can be bold;
be frugal and you can be generous;
avoid putting yourself before others
and you can become a leader among men.
- Lao Tzu

We are composed of self-contradictions.
Each of us is loving in some moments - hateful in others.
Patient and calm sometimes - harried by urgency at others.
Understanding - and self-absorbed.
Reassuring - and sarcastic.
Generous - and greedy.
Trusting - and jealous.
Comforting - and snappish.
Original - and stuck in a rut.
Thankful - and needy.
Forgiving - and vengeful.
Nurturing ourself - and stuffing ourself with fast food.
Honoring our bodies - and overstressing.
Being Joyful - and Suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The tempo is the suitcase.
If the suitcase is too small, everything is completely wrinkled.
If the tempo is too fast, everything becomes so scrambled you can't understand it.
- Daniel Barenboim

It is never right to play ragtime fast.
- Scott Joplin

If I'm walking very, very fast down Madison Avenue
in the middle of the day,
I'll say I'm stopped 10 times.
- Kristin Davis

When we started off it was all nervous energy and we
probably played everything twice as fast as we do now.
- Dan Hawkins

We were so shocked by how fast that war went that President
Bush did not have a plan,
a peace plan.
- Geraldine Ferraro

I can feel the wind go by when I run.
It feels good.
It feels fast.
- Evelyn Ashford

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
- Lily Tomlin

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past.
I use my skills to get out of tickets.
- Josie Maran

It's very strange writing science fiction in a world
that moves as fast as ours does.
- Daniel Keys Moran

Not only that - college doesn't particularly qualify
you for the outside world.
he world is changing so fast, and college is not.
It should strive to be more in tune with the world.
- Kent McCord

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round.
Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
- James Thurber

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something
you haven't thought of yet.
- Ann Landers

A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
- Ovid

The big and the fast beat the small and the fast.
If you check out the NBA today, they're big and fast.
- Rick Wagoner

They know they got the TV ad, they know they got the name recognition,
they know that they can do a tie in with McDonald's
or some fast food outlet and the money is just gonna flow in.
- Gene Siskel

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition,
but it has its curious rewards.
There is a sense of getting somewhere fast,
which satisfies a native American urge.
- James Thurber

I like to work fast.
- Jerry Orbach

I love the fast lane.
- Eva Gabor

I cannot work fast enough.
I cannot cope fast enough, really.
And just releasing a film is hard.
- Werner Herzog

In art there are only fast or slow developments.
Essentially it is a matter of evolution,
not revolution.
- Bela Bartok

I thought that automobiles were going to have mufflers
and go fast and airplanes were going to fly fast.
- Jack Vance

Of what use were wings to a man fast bound in chains of iron?
- Adelbert von Chamisso

Not a living thing was to be seen and the cottages
that sat huddled close to the ground remained fast shut;
the smoke from the chimneys alone still gave a sign of life.
- Stijn Streuvels

The wickets I have played on for my whole career,
most of them have been to suit fast bowlers in Australia.
- Shane Warne

Both now and for always, I intend to hold fast to my
belief in the hidden strength of the human spirit.
- Andrei Sakharov

New Yorkers, by reputation, are fast-talking,
assertive and easily annoyed; I fit right in.
- Jane Pauley

Because of all the concurrent stories going in 24 and its fast pace,
it can be complicated in terms of the story,
so I thought sound could help with the storytelling.
- Stephen Hopkins

If your goal is anything but profitability -
if it's to be big,
or to grow fast, or to become a technology leader -
you'll hit problems.
- Michael Porter

No cord or cable can draw so forcibly,
or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.
- Robert Burton

A boy's appetite grows very fast, and in a few moments the queer,
empty feeling had become hunger, and the hunger grew bigger and bigger,
until soon he was as ravenous as a bear.
- Carlo Collodi

I got very fit that week with all the running around that we di.
I was always last, because I can't run as fast as everyone else.
I'm useless at running.
- Sarah Sutton

There is no advertisement as powerful as a positive
reputation traveling fast.
- Brian Koslow

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent.
Your brain is working fast.
- Amber Valletta


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