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Funny Ride Quotes
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Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

I ride my blue polka-dot horse through the byways of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life ain't always beautiful,
but it's a beautiful ride.
- Gary Allen

I ride the storm - cheering wildly.
I gather strength from the storm.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Hitch a Ride on the River of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves.
- Trieu Thi Trinh

Life is a grand adventure - enjoy the ride.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Ride the storm. Cheer wildly.
Gather strength from life's storms.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ride With the Devil.
- Jewel

Love doesn't make the world go 'round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific.
I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style,
and ride them for pleasure and light exercise.
- Brock Yates

Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than
ever for us to watch over them.
Adolescence is not about letting go.
It's about hanging on during a very bumpy ride.
- Ron Taffel

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah Winfrey

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life should not be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"
- Hunter S. Thompson

I loved to get all dusty and ride horses and plant potatoes and cotton.
- Dorothy Malone

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress
women was to own a hot car.
But women wised up and realized it was better to buy
their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
- Scott Adams

Trust:
Perhaps you trust your doctor,
your lawyer, your boss - perhaps not.
Perhaps you trust in a "Higher Power" - perhaps you don't.
Trust is something that we become aware of in unusual situations,
such as a once-in-a-lifetime ride on a zip-line,
but most of the time, we become oblivious
to the trust we have, or don't have.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I was raised by a single mother who made a way for me.
She used to scrub floors as a domestic worker,
put a cleaning rag in her pocketbook and ride the subways
in Brooklyn so I would have food on the table.
But she taught me as I walked her to the subway that
life is about not where you start,
but where you're going.
That's family values.
- Al Sharpton

Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability,
but comes through continuous struggle.
And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom.
A man can't ride you unless your back is bent.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is no doubt that life can be a bumpy ride.
But so were those roller coasters you loved as a kid.
Savor the adventure.
Find excitement in the uncertainty and the constant change.
Even let a touch of fear add spice to your life -
as you did on that roller coaster.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A few hours' ride brought us to the banks of the river Kansas.
- Francis Parkman

If you surrendered to the air, you could ride it.
- Toni Morrison

It's been quite a ride.
I loved every minute of it.
- Charlton Heston

All in all, it's been a wonderful, wonderful ride.
I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
- Teena Marie

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park,
but it has the longest line.
- Ric Flair

Personally I had the opportunity to go on several ride
alongs with the LA County Sheriff's Department with some amazing detectives,
who were invaluable to me.
- Nancy McKeon

A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse.
He's got to ride that nag till it drops.
- Johnny Bench

If you're lucky enough to draw a good horse,
you still have to ride him, then the next ones.
- Chris LeDoux

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.
- Johnny Depp

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow.
Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
- Eminem

We don't have milk cows.
People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from -
Oklahoma.
We don't ride around in covered wagons,
either.
- Carrie Underwood

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
- Aisha Tyler

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle.
- Arlo Guthrie

The fortunes of the entire world may well ride on the
ability of young Americans to face the responsibilities
of an old America gone mad.
- Phil Ochs

My friends and I were wild and we liked to joy-ride.
- Aaron Neville

I've had a chance to fly a lot of different airplanes,
but it was nothing like the shuttle ride.
- Chris Hadfield

I read mysteries like Nancy Drew and Alfred Hitchcock,
and I swim and I ride my motorbike.
- Heather O'Rourke

Everybody likes a roller coaster ride.
- Pete Waterman

All philosophies, if you ride them home,
are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
- Samuel Butler

Mine was an easy ride compared to Jackie Robinson's.
- Sidney Poitier

Love doesn't make the word go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

I wouldn't mind starting to ride some more if I had
a really good horse to just work a little bit with every day.
- Robert Duvall

When I started off, I didn't only ride to fame on my
looks though many people I know think otherwise.
- Natasha Henstridge

My daddy used to say that I was too big to ride and
too little to hitch a wagon -
no good for a damn thing.
- Dan Blocker

My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown
said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
- Sandra Bullock

One of the most important days of my life was when
I learned to ride a bicycle.
- Michael Palin

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist,
we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.
- Joseph Barbera

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids,
ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
- Anne McCaffrey

Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every
Saturday morning to the nearest airport,
ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars,
and clean up the hangars.
- Alan Shepard

The thing I like about my body is that it's strong.
I can move furniture around my apartment.
I can ride my horse...
I can play basketball.
It's a well functioning machine.
- Cindy Crawford

Remember, I am not trying to orbit the earth.
It is a simple elevator ride for 20 minutes.
- Brian Walker

When I left home, I was going to ride around a little
while and then go to my mom's.
As I rode and rode and rode, I felt even more anxiety
coming upon me about not wanting to live.
- Susan Smith

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse.
This, however, I have.
I get it at about forty cents a flask,
and take it as required.
- Stephen Leacock

We inherit plots.
There are only two or three in the world,
five or six at most.
We ride them like treadmills.
- Janette Turner Hospital

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself,
so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination.
- Cornelia Funke

He was very commanding, and you had to know what you
were doing to work for Mr. Rogers.
I learned how to ride very quickly with him as my riding teacher.
- Glenn Ford

It's been a rollercoaster ride.
There have been some great moments and some low points...
like when I was leaving Stax.
That's when I actually thought of getting out of the business.
- William Bell

I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss
of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars.
All we demanded was our right to twinkle.
- Marilyn Monroe

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets.
If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
- Douglas Horton

This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement
park ride for the summer.
Even though the movie is really exciting to watch,
it's got a real pathos behind it.
- John C. Reilly

But I went to the University of Texas in the 30s,
and while there I learned to ride.
Mostly polo ponies.
- Eli Wallach

Love may not make the world go round,
but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sean Connery

If my gravy train stops at SAG, honey,
it's been a great ride.
- Patricia Clarkson

Industry is a better horse to ride than genius.
- Walter Lippmann

I wish I was not such a very bad hand at languages.
That is one thing I cannot do, that and ride.
- Richard H. Davis

All I wanted to do was ride skateboards -
I wanted to be a professional skateboarder.
But I had this problem.
I kept breaking half of my body skateboarding.
- Travis Barker

Isaac and I are going to Israel to ride for peace enviromental
justice and a safer world for us all.
- Mandy Patinkin

When I was old enough to ride a motorcycle and got my license,
I bought a '69 Sportster.
- Chuck Zito

I felt pretty comfortable with Westerns,
apart from the fact I couldn't ride.
- Richard Widmark

In our Nation, approximately 22.5 million children
ride school buses to and from school each day,
which accounts for 54 percent of all students attending grade school.
- Kenny Marchant


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