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You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman

It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets) PHOTO

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln


 

Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Jung

Martyrs cannot be silenced.
- the television show Star Trek: The Next Generation

If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ
in color for a full hour,
there would be a considerable number of stations
which would decline to carry it on the grounds
that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.
- Edward R. Murrow


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Is it bigger than breadbox?
- the early television show Twenty Questions

The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer

The show must go on.
- Proverb

In the arena of human life,
the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action.
- Aristotle

We tell lies, yet it is easy to show that lying is immoral.
- Epictetus

Don't dream it, be it.
- the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show

The hardest of all, is learning to be
a well of affection, and not a fountain,
to show them that we love them,
not when we feel like it, but when they do.
- Nan Fairbrother

Studies show that children best flourish when one mom
and one dad are there to raise them.
- John Boehner

Dieting is murder on the road.
Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.
- Bruce Froemming

People that seem so glorious are all show;
underneath they are like everyone else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope

It is a waste of money to help those who show no desire to help themselves.
- Taylor Caldwell

The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities
and the responsibility that we all had.
It wasn't the answer.
It just gave us a glimpse of the possibility.
- John Lennon

Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man,
but if you're up there and you can hear me ...
show me the way... show me the way.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Why should we honour those that die upon the field
of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in
entering into the abyss of himself.
- William Butler Yeats

When you find your path, you must not be afraid.
You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes.
Disappointment, defeat, and despair are
the tools God uses to show us the way.
- Paulo Coelho

Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.
- Alfred Austin

As our enemies have found, we can reason like men,
so now let us show them we can fight like men also.
- Thomas Jefferson

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
- Winston Churchill

Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll
show you somebody who has never achieved much.
- Joan Collins

I think it's a terrible shame that politics has become show business.
- Sydney Pollack

Outer show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
- Aesop

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
- Woody Allen

Show me your hands.
Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet.
Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart.
Have you left a place for divine love?
- Fulton J. Sheen

Difficulties show men what they are.
In case of any difficulty,
remember that God has pitted you
against a rough antagonist
that you may be a conqueror,
and this cannot be without toil.
- Epictetus

France is delighted at this new opportunity to show
the world that when one has the will one can succeed
in joining peoples who have been brought close by history.
- Francois Mitterrand

Show me a man who knows his own heart
and to him I shall belong.
- Jewel

Trust men and they will be true to you;
treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Difficulties are things that show a person what he is.
- Epictetus

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Erma Bombeck

The clearest way to show what the rule of law
means to us in everyday life
is to recall what has happened when there is no rule of law.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

You always feel better when you sing.
Music touches people's hearts.
You know, it doesn't go through your mental capacity,
it just moves you and it will let you cry.
It's worth it doing a show
and when you touch a crowd
and move yourself at the same
- Jewel

I asked my daughter when she was 16,
What's the buzz on the street with the kids? She's going,
to be honest, Dad, most of my friends aren't into Kiss.
But they've all been told that it's the greatest show on Earth.
- Ace Frehley

You are important. You are the star -
the only star - of your own life show.
Everyone else is a bit player in the great drama of your life.
Be of service to humanity, but never be anyone's doormat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Like all my family and class, I considered it a sign
of weakness to show affection;
to have been caught kissing my mother would have been a disgrace,
and to have shown affection for my father would have been a disaster.
- Agnes Smedley

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show
by what road it will pass to destruction,
to wit: by consolidation of power first,
and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
- Thomas Jefferson

I feel very blessed to have two wonderful,
healthy children who keep me completely grounded,
sane and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an
awards show just so I know to keep it real.
- Reese Witherspoon

I expect to pass through this world but once.
Any good therefore that I can do,
or any kindness that I can show to my fellow-creature,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer or neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again.
- William Penn

It's the movies that have really been running things
in America ever since they were invented.
They show you what to do, how to do it,
when to do it, how to feel about it,
and how to look how you feel about it.
- Andy Warhol

Friendship must dare to risk, or it's not friendship.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation

You get a show where people are jumping up and dancing,
but it's not a critical event in the sense of profound catharsis.
Essentially it's celebratory.
- Archie Shepp

Well Bill Martin and Mike Schiff were the creators
and they knew we had to do a family show.
Everybody came at it from the angle of having been a kid and a teenager.
- Donal Logue

The show has become my therapy.
- Damon Wayans

My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it,
and he was a guest on my show, and it's hard to take
the blame for everybody who shows up on your show.
- Pat Robertson

I'll miss the comments from the people on the street
who love the show and who have felt its impact on the culture.
I won't miss the shooting schedule, though!
- Dennis Franz

It has given me an insight into what it's like as an
actor to come into a show in the middle of a production
and fit into a group that's already established.
- Corin Nemec

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host,
you can go from entertainer to congressman.
- G. Gordon Liddy

Usually, someone who's in a show gets me a ticket.
I feel cornered.
I can't walk out if I don't like it.
- Uta Hagen

I have a cooking show that's coming on that I did in Albany.
It will be on The Cooking Channel.
- Dom DeLuise

At 18 I began painting steadily fulltime and at age
20 had my first New York show at the Macbeth Gallery.
- Andrew Wyeth

From my years of work with so many game show production
companies and their producers I'm probably no longer
eligible to be a contestant on any American game show.
- Randy West

Abuse if you slight it, will gradually die away;
but if you show yourself irritated,
you will be thought to have deserved it.
- Tacitus

If you look around at the people in show business today
they are basically the people who didn't give up.
- Brent Spiner

I think I'm in a really nice position,
where I'm sure I could do another show if I wanted to do one,
but right now the main thing in my mind is writing songs.
- Chris Isaak

I think our show is very different from Orange County.
- Josh Schwartz

I said, to hell with the whole thing,
to hell with show business.
I'm gonna make a new life for myself,
and I got off drugs, completely kicked all that stuff.
- Tommy Kirk

There's got to be a little bit of reality show fatigue happening.
- Josh Schwartz

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married.
- Scott Bakula

Every thing secret degenerates, even the administration of justice;
nothing is safe that does not show how it can bear
discussion and publicity.
- Lord Acton

We have been frustrated that there are a number of
incumbents in Maryland offices who have been in office
for years and years and show no movement or desire to pass the torch.
- John Mahoney

We don't want to show our hand to the fan base or give up too much too early.
- Anthony Michael Hall

We're really happy.
It still kind of blows my mind that people watch the show!
- Ryan Sypek

I read every script from beginning to end,
and I read every draft that I can.
I like the show, I like the character,
and I want to protect both of those things.
- Victoria Pratt

Somebody must show that the Afro-American race is more
sinned against than sinning,
and it seems to have fallen upon me to do so.
- Ida B. Wells


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