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Funny People Change Quotes
Funny Quotes about People Change

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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Are creeds such simple things like the clothes
which a man can change at will - and put on at will?
Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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Music can change the world because it can change people.
- Bono

My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think,
because you can't change it.'
- Daisy Donovan

Conventional people are roused to fury
by departure from convention,
largely because they regard such departure
as a criticism of themselves.
- Bertrand Russell

Change means that what was before wasn't perfect.
People want things to be better.
- Esther Dyson

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.
- Mignon McLaughlin

A lot of people get impatient with the pace of change.
- James Levine

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
- James Russell Lowell

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful,
committed people can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

Real love is accepting other people the way they are
without trying to change them.
- don Miguel Ruiz

It's not the situation that's causing your stress,
it's your thoughts,
and you can change that right here and now.
You can choose to be peaceful right here and now.
Peace is a choice,
and it has nothing to do with
what other people do or think.
- Gerald Jampolsky

We cannot change our past.
We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.
We cannot change the inevitable.
The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have,
and that is our attitude.
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me
and 90% how I react to it.
- Charles R. Swindoll

You have made people listen.
You have made people care, and you have taught us
that whether we are poor or prosperous,
we have only one world to share.
You have taught young people that
they do have the power to change the world.
- Kofi Annan, UN Secretary General, to Bono. (November 1999)

The great secret that all old people share is that
you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years.
Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
And that, of course, causes great confusion.
- Doris Lessing

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people
that life's about change.
- John Cleese

Too many people just eat to consume calories.
Try dining for a change.
- John Walters

Also, after people play these Sim games,
it tends to change their perception of the world around them,
so they see their city, house or family in a slightly
different way after playing.
- Will Wright

Any film I do is not going to change the way black
women have been portrayed,
or black people have been portrayed,
in cinema since the days of D.W.
Griffith.
- Spike Lee

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world.
Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

Dr. King's leadership reaffirmed the promise of our democracy:
that everyday people,
working together, have the power to change our government
and our institutions for the better.
- Maria Cantwell

Change is the principal feature of our age and literature
should explore how people deal with it.
The best science fiction does that, head-on.
- David Brin

Maybe they continued to agree with Archie Bunker -
as I said earlier,
you can't change people's minds, but you can get them to think.
- Norman Lear

Anyway, what makes people look youthful is the quality
of their skin and I don't think you can change that.
- Nigella Lawson

Is there any wonder why we are in such big trouble?
Any question why the people don't trust their government anymore,
and demand a change?
- Chris Christie

We're betting, at this place and this time,
we have people ready for change in the state of Maryland.
- Bob Ehrlich

It seems to me self-evident that if you have a life,
things happen in it, and certain things do change;
certain things end.
People you know die.
- Jonathan Franzen

There are people who never experience that,
who remain closed until death, from fear of change.
- Isabelle Adjani

I have seen how effective language attached to policies
that are mainstream and delivered by people who are
passionate and effective can change the course of history.
- Frank Luntz

It's quite nice to see that I didn't have to change
who I was to reach two very different types of people.
- Marc Jacobs

I want to talk to these people because they stay in
power and you change all the time.
- Nikita Khrushchev

Which goes to show you, you can make all the laws you want,
but you cannot change people's ways.
If you must change them, you have to understand that
it will take a long time.
- Miriam Makeba

Baseball people, and that includes myself,
are slow to change and accept new ideas.
I remember that it took years to persuade them to put numbers on uniforms.
- Branch Rickey

The White House has a choice: They can change course,
or they can double down on a vision of government that
the American people have roundly rejected.
- Mitch McConnell

Change is tough, people don't like it,
but it is necessary.
Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.
- Christopher Bond

We want to change the way we help unemployed people find jobs.
We want to be faster and more goal oriented.
- Gerhard Schroder

For people who have...
had curve balls thrown at them, it is easier to digest
change and digest change in other people.
Change only scares the small-minded.
The small-minded and me.
- Casey Affleck

Some people call it global warming; some people call it climate change.
What is the difference?
- Frank Luntz

Customs and convictions change; respectable people are the last to know,
or to admit, the change, and the ones most offended
by fresh reflections of the facts in the mirror of art.
- John Updike

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people
will agree with you only if they already agree with you.
You do not change people's minds.
- Frank Zappa

Vengeance is not the point; change is.
But the trouble is that in most people's minds the
thought of victory and the thought of punishing the enemy coincide.
- Barbara Deming

One of the things that strikes me is so many of the
critics are people whose lifestyle doesn't change when
the price of fuel changes,
or if they keep a Wal-Mart store out of their area.
- Lee Scott

We now accept the fact that learning is a lifelong
process of keeping abreast of change.
And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn.
- Peter Drucker

Those people in New York are not gonna change me none.
- Elvis Presley

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change.
They stay the way they were in the past.
Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.
- Corey Feldman

We shall never change our political leaders until we
change the people who elect them.
- Mark Skousen

We teach people that they upset themselves.
We can't change the past, so we change how people are thinking,
feeling and behaving today.
- Albert Ellis

I don't know that love changes.
People change.
Circumstances change.
- Nicholas Sparks

I would like new people with new ideas to come into it and change it.
- Neville Marriner

My greatest challenge has been to change the mindset of people.
Mindsets play strange tricks on us.
We see things the way our minds have instructed our eyes to see.
- Muhammad Yunus

The White House has embarked on a mission to convince
the people of our country that Social Security is in
dire need of drastic change in order to save it for all workers.
- Barbara Boxer

The only way people are going to change their car buying habits,
and the only way government will get behind alternatively fueled vehicles,
is if gasoline prices continue to go up.
- Alexandra Paul

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people,
but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates
just in case I should ever figure it out.
- David Sedaris

History shows that people often do cast their votes
for amorphous reasons-the most powerful among them
being the need for change.
Just ask Bill Clinton.
- Gwen Ifill

I have to believe that people can change,
otherwise I deny the Gospel, and I will not do that.
- Randall Terry

People don't change their behavior unless it makes
a difference for them to do so.
- Sharon Stone

People change and forget to tell each other.
- Lillian Hellman

I can't really change my life to accommodate people who are jealous.
I don't see why I should.
- Sting

You can't jam change down the American people's throat.
- Dennis Hastert

You can perform all kind of characters but you cannot
change what people feel for you.
- Sophie Marceau

A lot of young girls have looked to their career paths
and have said they'd like to be chief.
There's been a change in the limits people see.
- Wilma Mankiller

It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound
we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us,
but...
it is flattering and of course challenging.
- Jonathan Davis

The people who voted for President Obama are just beginning
to wake up to exactly what they brought in.
The 'change' they envisioned is not the 'change' they have gotten.
- Jon Voight


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