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Funny Change Quotes
Funny Quotes about Change

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi PHOTO

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous


 

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead


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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
- E. Joseph Cossman

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it,
move with it, and join the dance.
- Alan Watts

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
- Robert C. Gallagher

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Sometimes its the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
- Keri Russell

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

Any change, even a change for the better,
is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.
- Arnold Bennett

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

Change is such hard work.
- Billy Crystal

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

If you want to change the culture, you will have to
start by changing the organization.
- Mary Douglas

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change.
If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
- John A. Simone, Sr.

We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded
up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.
- R. D. Laing

All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.
- Ellen Glasgow

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.
- Harold Wilson

Change in all things is sweet.
- Aristotle

Change means that what was before wasn't perfect.
People want things to be better.
- Esther Dyson

The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
- Charles Kettering

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler.
- Denis Waitley

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Change is the only constant.
Hanging on is the only sin.
- Denise McCluggage

A lot of people get impatient with the pace of change.
- James Levine

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Without change, something sleeps inside us,
and seldom awakens.
The sleeper must awaken.
- Frank Herbert

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

I don't know if you can change things,
but it's a drop in the ocean.
- Julie Walters

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

Change before you have to.
- Jack Welch

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you can change three lives in 10,
three lives in a hundred,
that's got to be good, hasn't it?
- Ian Botham

In a progressive country change is constant;
change is inevitable.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

Change brings opportunity.
- Nido Qubein


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