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Funny Trust Quotes
Funny Quotes about Trust

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Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde


 

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
- Stanley Baldwin


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When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts -
that's when I get in trouble.
- Angelina Jolie

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit,
we have no choice but to trust at some level.
- Rita Dove

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- W. C. Fields

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got.
Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.
- Eubie Blake

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
- Finley Peter Dunne

Trust is a great force multiplier.
- Tom Ridge

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead.
Worry gets you no place.
- Roy Acuff

Trust is to human relationships what faith is to gospel living.
It is the beginning place, the foundation upon which more can be built.
Where trust is, love can flourish.
- Barbara Smith

Don't trust anyone over 30.
- Pat Boone

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
- Herodotus

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys.
It's easier to trust men sometimes.
I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
- Paris Hilton

Few delights can equal the presence of one whom we trust utterly.
- George MacDonald

Trust your ability!
- Itzhak Perlman

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself,
encourage me to grow.
- Cher

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact
degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
- Stephen Leacock

You may be deceived if you trust too much,
but you will live in torment
if you don't trust enough.
- Frank Crane

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman,
but no angel.
- Doris Lessing

The glue that holds all relationships together -
including the relationship between; the leader and the led
is trust, and trust is based on integrity.
- Brian Tracy

Trust not to much to appearances.
- Virgil

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training.
- Robert Baden-Powell

I always trust my gut reaction; it's always right.
- Kiana Tom

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown?
- Mary Renault

The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu

I repeat...
that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise;
that from the people and for the people all springs,
and all must exist.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The more you trust your intuition, the more empowered you become,
the stronger you become, and the happier you become.
- Gisele Bundchen

Who would not rather trust and be deceived?
- Eliza Cook

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.
- Corrie Ten Boom

Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks.
- Isaac Watts

Never trust anyone completely but God.
Love people, but put your full trust only in God.
- Lawrence Welk

Trust in yourself.
Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.
- Claudia Black

You can't trust anybody with power.
- Newt Gingrich

Never trust sheep.
- Ryan Stiles

It's a delight to trust somebody so completely.
- Jeff Goldblum

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul.
- David Wilkerson

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
- Stephen King

I have to trust what I do and then do it.
- Ednita Nazario

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

We must trust our own thinking.
Trust where we're going.
And get the job done.
- Wilma Mankiller

Trust in God - she will provide.
- Emmeline Pankhurst

You have got to discover you, what you do,
and trust it.
- Barbra Streisand

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open.
- James Broughton

Trust yourself.
Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.
Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny,
inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.
- Golda Meir

For every good reason there is to lie,
there is a better reason to tell the truth.
- Bo Bennett

Those you trust the most can steal the most.
- Lawrence Lief

I believe fundamental honesty is the keystone of business.
- Harvey S. Firestone

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men
is primarily based on mutual trust
and only secondarily on institutions
such as courts of justice and police.
- Albert Einstein

I never trusted good-looking boys.
- Frances McDormand

A lie can travel half way around the world while the
truth is putting on its shoes.
- Charles Spurgeon

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either.
- Albert Einstein

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
- Sydney Madwed

Whoever has trusted a woman has trusted deceivers.
- Hesiod

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody
- John Churton Collins

A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.
- Harold MacMillan

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible
as an argument than a whole one.
It carries better.
- Stephen Leacock

What we've gone through in the last several years has
caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'
- Steve Ballmer

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust;
its sole ammunition,
the collective hopes of our society.
- Irving R. Kaufman

Know that anger is always fear and frustration.
What if we could lean back into the arms of Spirit
and trust the future?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope,
to love - and to put its trust in life.
- Joseph Conrad

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman


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