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Funny Eventually Quotes
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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

The end of the human race will be that
it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash


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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings
his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
- Peter De Vries

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year,
or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you.
You've got to be prepared.
- Geraldo Rivera

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.
- Joseph Goebbels (Minister of Propaganda in Nazi Germany)

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually
get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost

The obscure we see eventually.
The completely obvious,
it seems, takes longer.
- Edward R. Murrow

A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its
opponents and making them see the light,
but rather because its opponents eventually die and
a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
- Max Planck

I did some commercials and a couple of B movies,
then a few pilots that didn't go anywhere.
Eventually I did the pilot for Beverly Hills,
90210.
The rest is history.
- Brian Austin Green

People tend to think that life really does progress for everyone eventually,
that people progress, but actually only some people progress.
The rest of the people don't.
- Alice Walker

I had art as a major, along with English,
French and History.
I had dance, modern dance.
In English I was allowed to write my own poetry,
which I eventually got published.
- Sally Kirkland

The whole concept of 'grounding' children is utterly stupid -
they just go off and rebel and don't like you.
When my kids eventually come along, I don't want them to not like me.
- Kate Winslet

Eventually, I was sent to Wales and Germany,
and after the war, to Paris.
- Lloyd Alexander

I knew that as a DJ from 1970 on up that I would eventually come with this sound.
I brought out all these other break beats that you
hear so much on a lot of these records.
- Afrika Bambaataa

I am a big believer that eventually everything comes back to you.
You get back what you give out.
- Nancy Reagan

Eventually I would like to touch all the genres.
I would like to do some detective stories,
and I want to do a Western.
I would want to do humorous Westerns.
- Sergio Aragones

It's about somebody initially knowing more about it
than you do but eventually you learn a lot about it
yourself and practise the skills and techniques that you've been taught.
- Lynn Davies

The ideal situation would be to bypass all of the drama
and mayhem and just get the music right to the people.
I'm confident that we'll eventually figure it out.
- Debbie Gibson

At that point, the movie was called Wild Force.
Everything fell apart, eventually - our financing completely fell apart -
and we were never able to make that film.
- Renny Harlin

Eventually stardom is going to go away from me.
It goes away from everybody and all you have in the
end is to be able to look back and like the choices you made.
- Matt Damon

I eventually became proud of my strikeouts,
because each one represented another learning experience.
- Willie Stargell

Right now I'm listening to a lot of different things
but I listen to a lot of classical music.
Eventually I would like to compose and perform classical.
- Ben Harper

What you hear repeatedly you will eventually believe.
- Michael Korda

The important thing is that when you come to understand something you act on it,
no matter how small that act is.
Eventually it will take you where you need to go.
- Helen Prejean

So what really works? Treatments in jail do some good,
but it's mostly too late: finding a family and a job
or just growing older make most prisoners eventually give up crime.
- Polly Toynbee

We're going to see fugitives and felons,
eventually, being able to get guns much more easily.
- Sarah Brady

Eventually, everyone said, Why don't you direct? It would save time.
And that's how it started.
- Melissa Joan Hart

Eventually, the tribe developed so much confidence
in me that they invited me to be their chieftain.
- Roland Joffe

Technology will eventually destroy the way schools are run now.
- Daniel Greenberg

Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.
- Bill Stern

There are so many great players on the men's -
and women's -
side.
Hopefully I can keep improving and eventually play in the Masters.
- Michelle Wie

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is
no more a virtue than malnutrition.
- Alex Comfort

Whoever you pretend to be, you must face yourself eventually.
- Al Stewart

You eventually get used to looking at girls picking
their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff.
- Adam Garcia

If we say it long enough eventually we're going to reap a harvest.
We're going to get exactly what we're saying.
- Joel Osteen

However, as the Eastern churches have always maintained,
through Christ creation is intended eventually to share in the life of God,
the life of divine nature.
- John Polkinghorne

Even Castles made of sand, fall into the sea,
eventually.
- Jimi Hendrix

I've deliberately tried to calm myself down because
eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids.
- Robbie Williams

I'm lazy but generally task oriented so having a hoop
to jump through means eventually I'll make the effort.
- Thomas Lynch

Why are we born? We're born eventually to die,
of course.
But what happens between the time we're born and we die? We're born to live.
One is a realist if one hopes.
- Studs Terkel

So it eventually became a question of WHEN they were going to make a movie.
- Paul M. Glaser

My sisters were going out with artists and poets,
and eventually it was the creative world which attracted me.
- Luc Ferrari

But it is possible that, in the days ahead,
these years we have lived through may eventually be
thought of simply as a period of disturbance and regression.
- Hjalmar Branting

All parts of the human body get tired eventually -
except the tongue.
- Konrad Adenauer

As you know, Microsoft eventually kind of grabbed the
gold ring out of Apple's hands,
I guess.
- Andy Hertzfeld

As a singer I tried on all these hats,
these voices, these clothes, and eventually out came me.
- Carly Simon

Experience has taught me how important it is to just keep going,
focusing on running fast and relaxed.
Eventually it passes and the flow returns.
It's part of racing.
- Frank Shorter

Builders eventually took advantage of the look of modernism
to build cheaply and carelessly.
- Arthur Erickson

There are lots of other things that I haven't done,
places I haven't seen.
So eventually I'll have to find time for those things
while there still is time.
- Brian Lumley

If history is any indication, all truths will eventually turn out to be false.
- Dean Kamen

Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality:
nurturing,
caring, and getting along.
- Jody Watley

Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting.
Do it all the time and eventually it will happen.
He got his break, after all, by taking a role nobody else wanted.
A cannibal!
- Richard E. Grant

I didn't have parents, so I lived in people's homes...
And because I grew up with no parental role models,
I learned to become my own friend, eventually my own
father and my own mother.
- John Lone

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical.
He pretends to be polite and then, eventually,
he becomes polite.
- Jean Kerr

Science may eventually explain the world of How.
The ultimate world of Why may remain for contemplation,
philosophy, religion.
- Liberty Hyde Bailey

It was nice, though, to have the long term benefit
to be able to pare away those things and eventually
make the character my own and put my own unique stamp.
- Michael Shanks

Eventually I lost the idea that I could have a career.
I thought I was too old.
- Dixie Carter

I eventually saw the satirical nature of caricaturing individuals.
- Jonathan Shapiro

At Johnny's suggestion I pursued a career in radio
that eventually brought me to Los Angeles.
- Randy West

If you have a positive attitude and constantly strive
to give your best effort,
eventually you will overcome your immediate problems
and find you are ready for greater challenges.
- Pat Riley

I do eventually want to get back into performing,
but right now it's more fun for me to dance for myself.
- Dule Hill

Right now, I'm Writing song lyrics.
Experimenting with a play.
Toying with an idea for a documentary.
I hope one of these will eventually be launched into the light of day.
- Anita Diament

It seems as though women keep growing.
Eventually they can have little or nothing in common
with the men they chose long ago.
- Eugenie Clark

When I grew up, I studied karate for years.
I got pretty strong, but eventually I had to acknowledge
that I really didn't like fighting at all,
so I quit.
- Alison Bechdel

To know reality is to accept it, and eventually to love it.
- George Wald

What ever truth drops on it eventually grinds to a powder.
- Art Blakey


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