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Funny Quotes about Enough

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"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly,
"one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
- Hans Christian Andersen

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time,
when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn vos Savant

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill


 

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers
to die in the dressing room.
- Mercedes McCambridge

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright


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It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

Each of us dwells in a cathedral of our own BEing
that is created vast enough to encompass Unity with all creation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

The man with insight enough to admit his limitations
comes nearest to perfection.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein

If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is the one who will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm
not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I haven't got any special religion this morning.
My God is the God of Walkers.
If you walk hard enough,
you probably don't need any other god.
- Bruce Chatwin

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn
enough money so that you won't have to work.
- Ogden Nash

I realize that patriotism is not enough.
I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone.
- Edith Cavell

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you look deep enough you will see music;
the heart of nature being everywhere music.
- Thomas Carlyle

There's time enough, but none to spare.
- Charles W. Chesnutt

Give me a lever long enough
and a fulcrum on which to place it,
and I shall move the world.
- Archimedes

Inferiority Complex:
a name for not loving yourself enough.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you have a good mother and no father,
God kind of sits in.
It's not enough, but it helps.
- Dick Gregory

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
- M. C. Escher

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others,
but far enough ahead to motivate them.
- John C. Maxwell

It is not enough to say we must not wage war.
It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

We can never get enough of what we don't really need.
- Matthew Kelly

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

In art as in love, instinct is enough.
- Anatole France

We may never be strong enough to be entirely
nonviolent in thought, word and deed.
But we must keep nonviolence as our goal
and make strong progress towards it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
Willing is not enough; we must do.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is enough that the people know there was an election.
The people who cast the votes decide nothing.
The people who count the votes decide everything.
- Joseph Stalin

To an engineer, good enough means perfect.
With an artist, there's no such thing as perfect.
- Alexander Calder

There's really no point in having children if you're
not going to be home enough to father them.
- Anthony Edwards

We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough,
it loses all of its meaning.
- Andy Warhol

The man in our society is the breadwinner;
the woman has enough to do as the homemaker,
wife and mother.
- Dorothy Fields

There are no guarantees.
From the viewpoint of fear, none are strong enough.
From the viewpoint of love, none are necessary.
- Emmanuel (Pat Rodegast)

Repeat anything often enough and it will start to become you.
- Tom Hopkins

Of prosperity mortals can never have enough.
- Aeschylus

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Food for the body is not enough.
There must be food for the soul.
- Dorothy Day

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not
for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
- Logan P. Smith

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority.
By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
- G. H. Hardy

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy,
but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
- George McGovern

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

Let us all be brave enough
to die the death of a martyr,
but let no one lust for martyrdom.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The creative act lasts but a brief moment,
a lightning instant of give-and-take,
just long enough for you to level the camera and to
trap the fleeting prey in your little box.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson

No man is ever old enough to know better.
- Holbrook Jackson

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life.
Do what you feel you have a flair for doing,
and if you are good enough at it, the money will come.
- Greer Garson

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas

Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.
- John F. Kennedy

He who does not trust enough,
will not be trusted.
- Lao Tzu

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
- Abraham Lincoln

He who knows that enough is enough
will always have enough.
- Lao Tzu


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