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"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly,
"one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
- Hans Christian Andersen

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde


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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon


 

It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Each of us dwells in a cathedral of our own BEing
that is created vast enough to encompass Unity with all creation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is the one who will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein

The man with insight enough to admit his limitations
comes nearest to perfection.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
- Henry David Thoreau

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

We can do anything we want to
if we stick to it long enough.
- Helen Keller

You hold onto religion, you know,
rules, regulations, traditions.
I think what God is interested in
is people's hearts, and that's hard enough.
- Bono

Give me a lever long enough
and a fulcrum on which to place it,
and I shall move the world.
- Archimedes

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants.
The question is: What are we busy about?
- Henry David Thoreau

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

You may be deceived if you trust too much,
but you will live in torment
if you don't trust enough.
- Frank Crane

We have to stop and be humble enough to understand
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho

You only live once -
but if you work it right, once is enough.
- Joe E. Lewis

He who knows that enough is enough
will always have enough.
- Lao Tzu

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Let us all be brave enough
to die the death of a martyr,
but let no one lust for martyrdom.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous

Thank you, God, for this good life
and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- Garrison Keillor

If we will be quiet and ready enough,
we shall find compensation in every disappointment.
- Henry David Thoreau

Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

If you love it enough, anything will talk with you.
- George Washington Carver

I haven't got any special religion this morning.
My God is the God of Walkers.
If you walk hard enough,
you probably don't need any other god.
- Bruce Chatwin

He who is not courageous enough to take risks
will accomplish nothing in life.
- Muhammad Ali

There are no guarantees.
From the viewpoint of fear, none are strong enough.
From the viewpoint of love, none are necessary.
- Emmanuel (Pat Rodegast)

We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.
- Joseph Goebbels (Minister of Propaganda in Nazi Germany)

Give the world the best you have
and it may never be enough.
Give the world your best anyway.
- Mother Teresa

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach

I don't believe that imagining is enough.
- Bono

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill
a president of the United States, he can do it.
All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
- John F. Kennedy

I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
- Thomas Jefferson

We may never be strong enough to be entirely
nonviolent in thought, word and deed.
But we must keep nonviolence as our goal
and make strong progress towards it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you know what to do to reach your goal,
it's not a big enough goal.
- Bob Proctor

Inferiority Complex:
a name for not loving yourself enough.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is not enough to have a good mind,
the main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes

The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon.
We are never tired, so long as we can see far enough.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes discipline and compassion
to awaken the divine in ourselves long enough
to recognize the divine in another.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln

Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.
- John F. Kennedy

Merely to avoid harming others is not enough.
Earn your place in this world by doing good.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Know that your own BEING is vast enough
to encompass unity with all creation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson

If you can't explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough.
- Albert Einstein

We can never get enough of what we don't really need.
- Matthew Kelly

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

I claim to be a simple individual liable
to err like any other fellow mortal.
I own, however, that I have humility enough
to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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