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Funny Apart Quotes
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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the
refrigerator are so far apart,
some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart for so long.
If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)


 

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
- Kay Knudsen

Sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous


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The secret of improved plant breeding,
apart from scientific knowledge, is love.
- Luther Burbank

The trees in Siberia are miles apart,
that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley

Be avid.
Create apart from perfection.
Risk failure.
Cover your words with sweat.
Run a little
Touch excruciatingly.
Laugh until you cry.
Dance with your eyes closed.
Care.
Understand you die a little in every moment.
Be Enlivened
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together...
there is something you must always remember.
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem,
and smarter than you think.
But the most important thing is, even if we're apart...
I'll always be with you.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I've always had an inquisitive mind about everything
from flowers to television sets to motor cars.
Always pulled them apart - couldn't put 'em back,
but always extremely interested in how things work.
- Craig Johnston

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts:
and the scenery is falling apart.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

I don't know if I could ever really be cast in a heartthrob
role apart from 'Twilight,'
which I didn't really know was a heartthrob role.
I really don't feel I am one.
- Robert Pattinson

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes.
I just don't have the time.
- Eric Bristow

After all, computers crash, people die,
relationships fall apart.
The best we can do is breath and reboot.
- Sarah Jessica Parker

We have overcome the notion that mathematical truths
have an existence independent and apart from our own minds.
It is even strange to us that such a notion could ever have existed.
- James Newman

I made all their videos, apart from the last two,
so if you ever see an Abba video on TV then it's my stuff.
- Lasse Hallstrom

The point in history at which we stand is full of promise and danger.
The world will either move forward toward unity and
widely shared prosperity -
or it will move apart.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

No matter how skillful you are, you can't invent a
product advantage that doesn't exist.
And if you do, and it's just a gimmick,
it's going to fall apart anyway.
- William Bernbach

The corridor is hardly ever found in small houses,
apart from the verandah, which also serves as a corridor.
- Stephen Gardiner

The logs of wood which move down the river together
Are driven apart by every wave.
Such inevitable parting Should not be the cause of misery.
- Nagarjuna

Ennui is the echo in us of time tearing itself apart.
- Emile M. Cioran

The thing that sets Mars apart is that it is the one
planet that is enough like Earth that you can imagine
life possibly once having taken hold there.
- Steven Squyres

I like to work a lot with wood.
I make furniture that falls apart.
I also sew.
- Tim Conway

I heard my brother's voice even though we were apart.
I then answered the phone and found him on the line.
- Maurice Gibb

We don't pump out albums eight months apart from each other.
- Josh Silver

Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic
between good and evil proceeding within us.
- Eric Hoffer

Every man wants to feel that his woman would love him
apart from anything else.
- George Weinberg

But why is it that in music, anything more than 5 years old -
apart from a few hits -
is never played on radio to the young public?
- Bill Wyman

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.
- Bertolt Brecht

I've never been much into picking things apart.
- Meg White

There's always a race against time.
I don't think for one moment that life gets better.
How can it? One's body starts to fall apart.
- Gloria Grahame

While countless Americans are pulling together to lend a helping hand,
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are pointing fingers in
a shameless effort to tear us apart.
- Ken Mehlman

This is the kind of situation that can tear people apart.
It tears at the fabric of your soul and can certainly
tear at your marriage and ours has gotten only stronger.
- Shelley Fabares

I think Bush has capitulated on affirmative action and government spending.
Apart from that, he's OK, I guess.
About the same as Howard Dean.
- Peter Brimelow

I love sleep.
My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake,
you know?
- Ernest Hemingway

Anyone can make anyone else look bad if they really
want to pull things apart enough.
- Matthew Lesko

Oft when the white, still dawn lifted the skies and pushed the hills apart,
I have felt it like a glory in my heart.
- Edwin Markham

Some people carry their hearts in their heads;
very many carry their heads in their hearts.
The difficulty is to keep them apart,
yet both actively working together.
- Augustus Hare

Even during the worst hardships, when the other things
in our lives seem to fall apart,
we can still find peace in the eternal love of God.
- Armstrong Williams

One of the great virtues, apart from the pleasure of performing these works,
is that it's opened up an entirely new,
expansive repertoire of American Jewish music.
- Neville Marriner

So I was very close to ordination.
I was delighted to be ordained a deacon,
which is the last step between, before becoming a priest.
But then it all fell apart.
- Thomas Keneally

If it wasn't for Mick, the group would've fallen apart a long time ago.
- Mick Taylor

I don't think that jazz, as any kind of an art form,
has any permanence attached to it, apart from the practitioners of it.
- Norman Granz

Men and women should stay apart, till their hearts
grow gentle towards one another again.
- David Herbert Lawrence

Who apart from the gods is without pain for his whole lifetime's length?
- Aeschylus

I am for an art that takes into account the direct
effect of the elements as they exist from day to day
apart from representation.
- Robert Smithson

Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program.
It started breaking apart during the Apollo days.
- Wally Schirra

Water is always a support or a healing thing apart from,
you know, love or peace of mind.
- Nastassja Kinski

All wars are planned by old men in council rooms apart.
- Grantland Rice

Any ideal system is its own worst enemy,
and as soon as you start to implement these visions of grandeur,
they just fall apart and turn into a complete tyranny.
- Ben Nicholson

There are some centuries which - apart from everything else -
in the art and other disciplines presume to remake
everything because they know how to make nothing.
- Giacomo Leopardi

Too many whites still see blacks as a group apart.
- Constance Baker Motley

The leader must aim high, see big, judge widely,
thus setting himself apart form the ordinary people
who debate in narrow confines.
- Charles de Gaulle

I'd managed to bite a very large hole in the side of
my tongue before they could pry my teeth apart.
By all evidence, and there's no denying it,
that thing I had on the set was a fit.
- Dick York

There was never a point in my life where I gave up.
My marriage, as you know, fell apart.
- Deidre Hall

But, apart from that, there was very little on underneath the suit.
- Peter Mayhew

Man is always marveling at what he has blown apart,
never at what the universe has put together,
and this is his limitation.
- Loren Eiseley

I make money because I have to pay for everything apart from my school fees.
My mother even makes me pay my own telephone bill.
- Ivana Trump

If you're gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom.
- Margot Kidder

Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
- Countess of Blessington

Work, apart from devotion or love of God,
is helpless and cannot stand alone.
- Ramakrishna

I love taking you inside a world that you're not apart
of and showing how actually works.
- Jerry Bruckheimer

Limitation of armaments in itself is economically and
financially important quite apart from security.
- Ludwig Quidde

My first concern was to take care of my drawing.
I did not have any knowledge in arts,
especially Haitian arts, apart from the paintings I
saw in my father's office.
- Ralph Allen

For as long as one has no further point of reference,
apart from the position of the maximum,
the wavelength thus remains uncertain by an integral factor.
- Max von Laue

Everything was going my way.
I was happily marching into the history books.
Then it all just fell apart.
- George Michael

Some in journalism consider themselves apart from and
to some extent above the people they purport to serve.
- Brit Hume


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