Enter one or two keywords to search these Funny Quotes.

Hint: keep it simple, like life twain



Facebook share   Tweet This   Email this

Funny Quotes about Life
Funny Quotes about Life | Funny Love Quotes | Links | About
Search:   A-   B-   Ca-   Co-   D-   E-   F-   G-   H-    I-    J-K-L   M-   N-O   Pa-   Pr-   Q-R   Sa-   Sk-   T-   U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Funny Together Quotes
Funny Quotes about Together

Let these funny Together Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years
to have breakfast together,
but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
- Winston Churchill


 

That married couples can live together day after day
is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby

Everyone is a genius at least once a year;
a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg

Individually, we are one drop.
Together, we are an ocean.
- Ryunosuke Satoro


Get a Funny Quote of the Day each day by email or in your feed reader.

 Subscribe in a reader -- or
Enter your email address:




Delivered by FeedBurner


If it's Right, stand up for it - together.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer

It is never good dwelling on good-byes ...
it is not the being together that it prolongs, it is the parting.
- Elizabeth Bibesco

Our life is composed greatly from dreams, from the unconscious,
and they must be brought into connection with action.
They must be woven together.
- Anais Nin

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

We must, indeed, all hang together or,
most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin

If you want to make beautiful music,
you must play the black and the white notes together.
- Richard M. Nixon

A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
A dream you dream together becomes reality.
- John Lennon

Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.
- Chief Seattle

Sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

The concept of two people living together for 25 years
without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit
only to be admired in sheep.
- A. P. Herbert

But when you get music and words together,
that can be a very powerful thing.
- Bryan Ferry

The car trip can draw the family together,
as it was in the days before television when parents
and children actually talked to each other.
- Andrew H. Malcolm

Building art is a synthesis of life in materialised form.
We should try to bring in under the same hat not a
splintered way of thinking,
but all in harmony together.
- Alvar Aalto

What I recognized is that you can't put it together.
It's already together, and what you have to do
is experience it being together.
- Werner Erhard

Ideologies separate us.
Dreams and anguish bring us together.
- Eugene Ionesco

We must all hang together,
or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth.
It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and
civilized nations together.
- Daniel Webster

At a certain point, I just put the building and the art impulse together.
I decided that building was a legitimate way to make sculpture.
- Martin Puryear

What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds -
the world of technology and the world of people and human purposes -
and you try to bring the two together.
- Mitchell Kapor

The difference between men friends and women friends
is that men tend to do things together,
women tend to just be together.
- Art Jahnke

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous

All marriages are happy.
It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
- Raymond Hull

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
- Stanley Weiser

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together.
There it begins.
- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Love does not consist in gazing at each other,
but in looking outward together in the same direction.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Each blade of grass has its spot on earth whence it draws its life,
its strength; and so is man rooted to the land from
which he draws his faith together with his life.
- Joseph Conrad

Together we must learn how to compose differences,
not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy,
or opposing passion.
Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Alone we can do so little;
together we can do so much.
- Helen Keller

I can promise you that women working together -
linked,
informed and educated - can bring peace and prosperity to this forsaken planet.
- Isabel Allende

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart for so long.
If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Take young researchers, put them together in virtual seclusion,
give them an unprecedented degree of freedom and turn
up the pressure by fostering competitiveness.
- James D. Watson

The glue that holds all relationships together -
including the relationship between; the leader and the led
is trust, and trust is based on integrity.
- Brian Tracy

The one thing that kept our family together was the music.
The only thing that our family would share emotionally
was to have our dad cry over something the kids did with music.
- Dennis Wilson

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out
of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
- Judith Viorst

Justice and power must be brought together,
so that whatever is just may be powerful,
and whatever is powerful may be just.
- Blaise Pascal

Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.
- Anais Nin

Music is very spiritual, it has the power to bring people together.
- Edgar Winter

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage,
to put together a family and a home.
- Elizabeth Edwards

We peruse one ideal, that of bringing people together in peace,
irrespective of race, religion and political convictions,
for the benefit of mankind.
- Juan Antonio Samaranch

Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head,
and the heart of man go together.
- John Ruskin

The youth gets together his materials
to build a bridge to the moon,
or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth,
and, at length, the middle-aged man
concludes to build a woodshed with them.
- Henry David Thoreau

All human beings are also dream beings.
Dreaming ties all mankind together.
- Jack Kerouac

Coming together is a beginning;
keeping together is progress;
working together is success.
- Henry Ford

Let us swim together in the ocean of our being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

The choice is to work alone to be a little
more successful than the next person,
or to work together for the great betterment of humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No house should ever be on a hill or on anything.
It should be of the hill. Belonging to it.
Hill and house should live together
each the happier for the other.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family,
together, all of us laughing and talking,
loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
- LaToya Jackson

If everyone is moving forward together,
then success takes care of itself.
- Henry Ford

Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources,
taking the best from every study,
Science of Mind brings together
the highest enlightenment of the ages.
- Ernest Holmes

A poem is true if it hangs together.
Information points to something else.
A poem points to nothing but itself.
- E. M. Forster

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together.
- Anais Nin

Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together.
They are, for the time being, separate,
from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.
- Charles Dudley Warner

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by
our embarrassment when alone together.
- Jean de la Bruyere

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
- John Ruskin

Family, nature and health all go together.
- Olivia Newton-John

Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power.
Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions,
all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.
- Paul Engle


Thank you for visiting: Funny Together Quotes - Funny Quotes about Together.

Please sign up on the form below to receive
my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.

You can also search my large collection of Funny Quotes.

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.


Funny Quotes

 


All materials & writings are copyright © Jonathan Lockwood Huie, except for quotes and other specifically identified material which belong to their respective copyright holders if applicable.