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Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point

Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


 

I am always ready to learn
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Experience keeps a dear school,
but fools will learn in no other.
- Benjamin Franklin

Is today a day to gather strength from the storm -
a day to to learn life lessons for the next battle?
Or is today a day to sit by the fire
and watch the storm rage outside?
Either way, the storm is just life.
Give thanks for all of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Oh yes, the past can hurt.
But, you can either run from it or, learn from it.
- the movie The Lion King

At the end of a matter ask,
"What will I learn from this to make me better?"
- Mary Anne Radmacher

How could youths better learn to live
than by at once trying the experiment of living?
- Henry David Thoreau

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

We could never learn to be brave and patient,
if there were only joy in the world.
- Helen Keller

We must free ourselves of the hope
that the sea will ever rest.
We must learn to sail in high winds.
- Aristotle Onassis

Small people never learn to be indifferent;
they either envy or pity.
- Anonymous

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Learn to be calm and you will always be happy.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

The illiterate are not those who cannot read and write,
but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
- Alvin Toffler

We are not what we know
but what we are willing to learn.
- Mary Catherine Bateson

The only person who is educated is the one who has
learned how to learn and change.
- Carl Rogers

Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment,
and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility
in the realm of faith and morals.
- Albert Schweitzer

Adolescents are not monsters.
They are just people trying to learn how to make it
among the adults in the world,
who are probably not so sure themselves.
- Virginia Satir

We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake,
not by mechanical aid, but by
an infinite expectation of the dawn.
- Henry David Thoreau

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved,
just to love and be loved.
- Eden Ahbez

In today's knowledge-based economy,
what you earn depends on what you learn.
- William J. Clinton

Learn to do common things uncommonly well;
we must always keep in mind that anything
that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.
- George Washington Carver

We must learn to live together as brothers
or perish together as fools.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
Training will not substantially help matters.
We have to learn to live with it.
- Alan Perlis

It's okay to make mistakes.
Mistakes are our teachers - they help us to learn.
- John Bradshaw

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something
he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain

Coming generations will learn equality from poverty,
and love from woes.
- Khalil Gibran

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Time is the school in which we learn,
time is the fire in which we burn.
- Delmore Schwartz

Friendship...
is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything.
- Muhammad Ali

Reading about nature is fine, but if a person
walks in the woods and listens carefully,
he can learn more than what is in books,
for they speak with the voice of God.
- George Washington Carver

By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First,
by reflection, which is noblest; Second,
by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience,
which is the bitterest.
- Confucius

Go to the people
Live among them
Learn from them
Love them
Serve them
Plan with them
Start with what they know
Build on what they have.
- Jimmy Yen (Y. C. James Yen)

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Bryan White

The willingness to learn new skills is very high.
- Angela Merkel

Failure is success if we learn from it.
- Malcolm S. Forbes

Those that fail to learn from history
are doomed to repeat it.
- Winston Churchill

When you do your best
you learn to accept yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose...
only then will you learn the game.
- Winston Churchill

What we actually learn, from any given set of circumstances,
determines whether we become increasingly powerless or more powerful.
- Blaine Lee

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- John Wooden

If you want to be heroic,
Don't emulate your heroes,
learn from them.
Heroes don't follow anyone,
they set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question
than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
- Bruce Lee

It is better to learn late than never.
- Publilius Syrus

Always desire to learn something useful.
- Sophocles

As we grow as unique persons, we learn to respect
the uniqueness of others.
- Robert H. Schuller

Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare,
and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
- Anton Chekhov

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin,
they would never have found time to conquer the world.
- Heinrich Heine

You can't learn everything you need to know legally.
- John Irving

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
- Epictetus

"Go to the people and live among them
in order to know them and learn from them.
- Jimmy Yen

There are some things you learn best in calm,
and some in storm.
- Willa Cather

Some people will never learn anything,
for this reason, because they understand everything too soon.
- Alexander Pope

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and
nothing so hard to apply.
- Josh Billings

You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein

Together we must learn how to compose differences,
not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read.
It will be the person who does not know how to learn.
- Alvin Toffler

We Learn...
10% of what we read,
20% of what we hear,
30% of what we see,
50% of what we see and hear,
70% of what we discuss,
80% of what we experience,
95% of what we teach others.
- William Glasser

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is always in season for old men to learn.
- Aeschylus

If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams

Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't
always have to be their top priority.
- William Arthur Ward

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
- Cornelius Vanderbilt


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