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Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- Laurence J. Peter

Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor


 

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner


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Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

Jesus was all right,
but his disciples were thick and ordinary.
It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.
- John Lennon

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

It is dangerous to be right in matters
on which the established authorities are wrong.
- Voltaire

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Customs do not concern themselves
with right or wrong or reason.
But they have to be obeyed;
one reasons all around them until he is tired,
but he must not transgress them, it is sternly forbidden.
- Mark Twain

If it's Right, stand up for it - together.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.
I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.
We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

Do what you feel in your heart to be right.
You'll be criticized anyway.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The pendulum of the mind alternates
between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.
- Carl Jung

The right to be irresponsible is a right I hold dear.
- Bono

No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is,
he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
- Helen Keller

Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To be one, to be united is a great thing.
But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.
- Bono

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.
If you live through it, you start looking
very carefully to the right and to the left.
- Jean Kerr

Confidence comes not from always being right
but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. Mcintyre

Nothing can stop the man with the right
mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man
with the wrong mental attitude.
- Thomas Jefferson

No duty the Executive had to perform was so trying
as to put the right man in the right place.
- Thomas Jefferson

May your right hand always be
stretched out in friendship, never in want.
- Irish Blessing

The superior man understands what is right;
the inferior man understands what will sell.
- Confucius

Management is doing things right;
leadership is doing the right things.
- Peter F. Drucker

I despise people who go to the gutter
on either the right or the left
and hurl rocks at those in the center.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human.
I am a woman first of all.
- Anais Nin

Harmony with land is like harmony with a friend;
you cannot cherish his right hand and chop off his left.
- Aldo Leopold

Ordinary people seem not to realize
that those who really apply themselves
in the right way to philosophy
are directly and of their own accord
preparing themselves for dying and death.
- Socrates

Because I believe that humans are computers,
I conjectured that computers, like people,
can have left- and right-handed versions.
- Philip Emeagwali

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in.
If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats,
it's not inspiring for your workout.
- Cheryl Tiegs

Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
- James Russell Lowell

When people get caught up with that which is right
and they are willing to sacrifice for it,
there is no stopping point short of victory.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is a fine thing to be honest,
but it is also very important to be right.
- Winston Churchill

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed
class in America right now is the teenager.
- Joe Bob Briggs

If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,
you'll probably never do much of anything.
- Win Borden

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better
to displease the people by doing what you know is right,
than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
- William J. H. Boetcker

I am not quite sure where home is right now.
I do have places in London and Milan,
and a house in Spain.
I guess I would say home is where my mother is,
and she lives in Spain.
- Sarah Brightman

A right delayed is a right denied.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

You only live once -
but if you work it right, once is enough.
- Joe E. Lewis

The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English,
because then I could charge you two hundred and forty-nine
dollars for the right to speak it.
- Scott McNealy

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty,
but in Chicago it's a sport.
- Dick Gregory

Stand with anybody that stands right,
stand with him while he is right
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right,
than to be responsible and wrong.
- Winston Churchill

War does not determine who is right -
only who is left.
- Bertrand Russell

Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant,
are oppressing us.
- Jef Raskin

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
- William Gibson

You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)

It is better to displease the people
by doing what you know is right.
- William J. H. Boetcker

One does not need buildings, money, power,
or status to practice the Art of Peace.
Heaven is right where you are standing,
and that is the place to train.
- Morihei Ueshiba

The right mixture of caring and not caring -
I suppose that's what love is.
- James Hilton

You have to find out what's right for you,
so it's trial and error.
You are going to be all right if you accept realistic goals for yourself.
- Teri Garr

Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
- Dr. Seuss

Freedom is the right to live as we wish.
- Epictetus

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.
- Abraham Lincoln


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