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Funny Fall Quotes
Funny Quotes about Fall

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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid


 

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alexander Hamilton

To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson

In the arena of human life,
the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action.
- Aristotle


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Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
- Victor Kiam

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality,
but must live with a character.
- Peter De Vries

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming
that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep
because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- Dr. Seuss

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles,
watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman

The harder you fall the higher you bounce.
- Horace

Sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

When bad men combine, the good must associate;
else they will fall one by one,
an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
- Edmund Burke

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Nelson Mandela

I'm having a bad day. I am not size six.
My legs are not skinny as sticks,
and dammit, someone's got to pay.
I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself
and that my happiness depends on someone else.
I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall.
You're so shallow.
- Jewel

There can be no rise in the value of labour without a fall of profits.
- David Ricardo

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
- Japanese Proverb

Come to the edge
We can't. We're afraid
We can't. We will fall. Come to the edge
And they came. And he pushed them
And they flew
- Guillaume Apollinaire

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
- Bernard Baruch

I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say.
A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep
to dream my dreams of you.
- Roy Orbison

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

If you don't design your own life plan,
chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan.
And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
- Jim Rohn

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of
having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
- Jim Fiebig

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
- John F. Kennedy

Wise sayings often fall on barren ground,
but a kind word is never thrown away.
- Arthur Helps

Be slow to fall into friendship;
but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
- Socrates

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out
of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
- Judith Viorst

If the Great Way perishes, there will be morality and duty.
When cleverness and knowledge arise, great lies will flourish.
When relatives fall out with one another,
there will be filial duty and love.
When states are in confusion there will be faithful servants.
- Lao Tzu

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down.
That's the thing about girls.
Every time they do something pretty...
you fall half in love with them, and then you never
know where the hell you are.
- J. D. Salinger

Whenever the pressure of our complex city life thins
my blood and numbs my brain,
I seek relief in the trail; and when I hear the coyote
wailing to the yellow dawn,
my cares fall from me - I am happy.
- Hamlin Garland

Do real life people actually fall in love
with the idea of being in love?
Unfortunately, it is actually quite common.
Someone wants desperately to have
the husband or wife of their dreams.
They visualize the vine-covered cottage
with the white picket fence.
They choose the colors for the nursery.
They design all the aspects of their married life.
A real person stands no chance of measuring up to those fantasies.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

May the road rise up to meet you,
may the wind be ever at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face
and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
- Irish Blessing

Understand the difference between "failing,"
which each of us does often,
and "being a failure,"
which is a state of mind no one should
ever allow themself to fall into.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I despair, I remember that all through history
the way of truth and love has always won.
There have been tyrants and murderers and
for a time they seem invincible,
but in the end, they always fall ... think of it, always.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
- Douglas Horton

If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman
who has been bred to the business,
and let us fall by the axe and not by the butcher's cleaver.
- Lord Byron

Our Republic and its press will rise or fall together.
- Joseph Pulitzer

It is never too late to fall in love.
- Sandy Wilson

I'm not really the type to wear my heart on my sleeve.
I would let someone know if I liked them,
but it takes a while for me to fall in love.
- Joshua Jackson

I tend to fall for the archetypal, talented,
charismatic rock boy.
- Juliana Hatfield

What is it like to fall asleep? What happens? Where
do we go? Why don't we remember? Since childhood most
of us have wondered about the mystery of sleep.
- Henry Reed

When you fall head over heels for someone,
you're not falling in love with who they are as a person;
you're falling in love with your idea of love.
- Elisabeth Rohm

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Oliver Goldsmith

It's easy to fall into the trap of believing all the
hype that's written about you...
Who knows? In a couple of years, you might find me in the loony bin!
- Leonardo DiCaprio

Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved
for who they really were and not for what they could do -
sing,
dance, joke about - then they take that as love.
- Gene Wilder

I don't like to watch my own movies -
I fall asleep in my own movies.
- Robert De Niro

I never considered myself a fall guy.
I know what I did.
I know why I did it.
I'm not ashamed of it.
- Oliver North

Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly
in love with larger women,
we just never see it on TV.
- Camryn Manheim

If coming events are said to cast their shadows before,
past events cannot fall to leave their impress behind them.
- H. P. Blavatsky

I had dropped out of school and was a runaway,
so I didn't have family to fall back on if I didn't work.
I didn't have a lot of other options of making money other than modeling.
- Carre Otis

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.
- Claude Pepper

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough,
before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
- Cesare Pavese

Favor and honor sometimes fall more fitly on those who do not desire them.
- Titus Livius

The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
- Ambrose Bierce

What looks absolutely fabulous in rehearsal can fall
flat in front of an audience.
The audience dictates what you do or don't change.
- Harvey Fierstein

Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder
to shoulder in solidarity,
while liberals fall out among themselves?
- Yevgeny Yevtushenko

The best of friends fall out, and so his teeth had done some years ago.
- Thomas Hood

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.
- Bertolt Brecht

Alas, I emerge from one disaster to fall into a worse.
- Pierre Corneille

I'm not smart, but I like to observe.
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
- William Hazlitt

Tears fall in my heart like the rain on the town.
- Paul Verlaine

From the fall of October, 1980 to March,
1984 I never lost a competition.
- Scott Hamilton

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands.
Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love
with the furniture quicker than the men.
- Janet Street-Porter

Banal words function as a feeble phenomena that fall
into their own mental bogs of meaning.
- Robert Smithson

During the fall and winter we built Fort Meade and the town of Sturgis.
- Calamity Jane

Believe in yourself, and the rest will fall into place.
Have faith in your own abilities, work hard,
and there is nothing you cannot accomplish.
- Brad Henry


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