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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead.
Worry gets you no place.
- Roy Acuff

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman,
but no angel.
- Doris Lessing

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got.
Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.
- Eubie Blake


 

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit,
we have no choice but to trust at some level.
- Rita Dove

No matter how old we become, we can still call them
'Holy Mother' and 'Father' and put a child-like trust in them.
- Desmond Morris

Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons.
Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
- Cherie-Carter Scotts


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Trust your instinct to the end,
though you can render no reason.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

There is danger from all men.
The only maxim of a free government ought to be to
trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
- John Adams

I hope and trust the infinite, the eternal,
and merciful and loving God.
I worship Him and feel no guilt in my heart before
him for what I am going to do.
- Alex Campbell

I was no chief and never had been, but because I had
been more deeply wronged than others,
this honor was conferred upon me, and I resolved to
prove worthy of the trust.
- Geronimo

I don't trust the Bee Gee's because there's no way
they could always be happy.
- Jon Crosby

Most of us believe that we have
been betrayed by someone outside of us -
in other words someone has done something to hurt us,
been dishonest or broken a promise made:
some trust in some concept was broken.
Indeed someone may have taken an action
that took only their needs into consideration,
they may have not followed through on a promise made,
and they may have not told you the truth.
But their actions have nothing to do with you
and have everything to do with them.
That's why no one can do anything TO you.
They can take actions that involve you that you may not like -
according to your point of view.
But you are not a victim, no way, no how.
- Sheri Rosenthal

I trust no one totally.
- Gary Sheffield

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your
wife or your children's feelings,
but I'm making up for that now.
I'm winning my children's trust back.
- Maurice Gibb

The decision is 'trust fund' versus 'no more Medicaid' -
and that shouldn't be a tough decision.
- Haley Barbour

You cannot do everything at once, so find people you trust to help you.
And don't be afraid to say no.
- Jane Seymour

Bereavement is the sharpest challenge to our trust in God;
if faith can overcome this,
there is no mountain which it cannot remove.
- Dean Inge

People are rapidly losing hope and trust.
They believe their government has been captured by
special interests and no longer cares about them,
and they are right.
- Marcy Kaptur

When a man has no reason to trust himself,
he trusts in luck.
- Edgar Watson Howe

The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to
trust our own government statements.
I had no idea until then that you could not rely on them.
- J. William Fulbright

There is trust in there being a Spirit who loves me
and wants me to have love in my life.
I trust in this higher power, it is what keeps me moving
forward no matter what happens.
- Kenny Loggins

I trust no one, not even myself.
- Joseph Stalin

Now I can do no more.
We must trust to the Great Disposer of all events and
the justice of our cause.
I thank God for this opportunity of doing my duty.
- Horatio Nelson

I learned something from that.
If someone asks me something that I really don't want to do,
I say no.
I have to trust that.
And I'm not afraid to talk money.
- Diana Ross

The press is the hired agent of a monied system,
and set up for no other purpose than to tell lies where
their interests are involved.
One can trust nobody and nothing.
- Henry B. Adams

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than
others with a good motive.
- Lord Byron

Our authorities leave us no doubt that the trust lodged
with the oligarchy was sometimes abused,
but it certainly ought not to be regarded as a mere
usurpation or engine of tyranny.
- Henry James Sumner Maine

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created
where I'm sort of the thing,
so I have total control over everything that happens.
When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust.
I know things are going to work out.
I don't have those guarantees in life.
There are no consequences on stage.
- Colin Mochrie

Every single Pixar film, at one time or another,
has been the worst movie ever put on film.
But we know.
We trust our process.
We don't get scared and say, 'Oh, no,
this film isn't working.'
- John Lasseter

We can trust our doctors to be professional,
to minister equally to their patients without regard
to their political or religious beliefs.
But we can no longer trust our professors to do the same.
- David Horowitz

In your hands or that of any other person,
so much power would, no doubt, be dangerous.
I am the only man in the world whom it would be safe to trust with it.
Remember, I am a prophet!
- Joseph Smith, Jr.

There is a measure needing courage to adopt and enforce it,
which I believe to be of virtue sufficient to redeem
the nation in this its darkest hour:
one only;
I know of no other to which we may rationally trust
for relief from impending dangers without and within.
- Robert Dale Owen

In properly organized groups no faith is required;
what is required is simply a little trust and even
that only for a little while,
for the sooner a man begins to verify all he hears
the better it is for him.
- G. I. Gurdjieff

What Clinton did with Lewinsky was despicable but was no threat to the nation.
That he lied about it repeatedly and to the public
is a reason for us to cease to trust him and for him to resign.
- Donella Meadows

There is no credible evidence of the current exceptional
global warming trumpeted by the IPCC.
The IPCC is no longer behaving as an investigative
scientific organization or pretending to be one.
Their leaders betrayed the trust of the world community.
- Grant Miles

Let's say a Soviet exchange student back in the '70s
would go back and tell the KGB about people and places
and things that he'd seen and done and been involved with.
This is not really espionage; there's no betrayal of trust.
- Aldrich Ames

That's a great feeling to know that I'm going into
a project that I have no idea what will become of that movie,
but I really trust Ang Lee.
And I really trusted Ron.
It's just really nice to work with people that you feel that way about.
- Jennifer Connelly

The president has undermined trust.
No longer will the members of Congress be entitled to accept his veracity.
Caveat emptor has become the word.
Every member of Congress is on his or her own to determine the truth.
- Bob Graham

Now the first step has to be taken, the step towards democracy.
This step is full of risks, and requires trust on all sides.
We don't know where it will lead.
But if we just stand still, we will have no chance
of escaping the violence.
- Daniel Barenboim

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
- Stanley Baldwin

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks.
- Isaac Watts

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
- Finley Peter Dunne

The more you trust your intuition, the more empowered you become,
the stronger you become, and the happier you become.
- Gisele Bundchen

Trust not to much to appearances.
- Virgil

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
- Herodotus

It's a delight to trust somebody so completely.
- Jeff Goldblum

Trust is a great force multiplier.
- Tom Ridge

Don't trust anyone over 30.
- Pat Boone

You have got to discover you, what you do,
and trust it.
- Barbra Streisand

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts -
that's when I get in trouble.
- Angelina Jolie

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
- Stephen King

Trust your ability!
- Itzhak Perlman

I always trust my gut reaction; it's always right.
- Kiana Tom

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact
degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
- Stephen Leacock

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training.
- Robert Baden-Powell

Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- W. C. Fields

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul.
- David Wilkerson

I have to trust what I do and then do it.
- Ednita Nazario

You can't trust anybody with power.
- Newt Gingrich

Trust in God - she will provide.
- Emmeline Pankhurst


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