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Funny Mistakes Quotes
Funny Quotes about Mistakes

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Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business
in which no cumulative wisdom is gained:
each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
- Bill Cosby

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

A doctor can bury his mistakes
but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


 

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
- Oscar Wilde

To err is human, to forgive divine.
- Alexander Pope


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My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong,
who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
- Bono

Freedom is not worth having if it
does not connote freedom to err.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I claim to be a simple individual liable
to err like any other fellow mortal.
I own, however, that I have humility enough
to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom.
It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest
might weaken and the wisest might err.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
- Carl Jung

People think computers will keep them from making mistakes.
They're wrong.
With computers you make mistakes faster.
- Adam Osborne

You know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president.
- William J. Clinton

I've learned that mistakes can often be
as good a teacher as success.
- Jack Welch

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if
the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
- Cullen Hightower

It's okay to make mistakes.
Mistakes are our teachers - they help us to learn.
- John Bradshaw

It is very east to forgive others their mistakes;
it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for
having witnessed your own.
- Jessamyn West

Achievement seems to be connected with action.
Successful men and women keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth
- not going all the way and not starting.
- The Buddha

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
- Bruce Lee

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
- Red Skelton

When you find your path, you must not be afraid.
You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes.
Disappointment, defeat, and despair are
the tools God uses to show us the way.
- Paulo Coelho

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.
People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.
- Peter Drucker

Success seems to be connected with action.
Successful people keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit.
- Conrad Hilton

When you fail you learn from the mistakes you made
and it motivates you to work even harder.
- Natalie Gulbis

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control
and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and
try again in a different way.
- Dale Carnegie

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth;
not going all the way, and not starting.
- The Buddha

Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons.
Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
- Cherie-Carter Scotts

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes.
It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
- Steve Jobs

Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth,
and if a man does not know what a thing is,
it is at least an increase in knowledge
if he knows what it is not.
- Carl Jung

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself,
and know that everything in life has purpose.
There are no mistakes, no coincidences,
all events are blessings given to us to learn from.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I know my country has not perfected itself.
At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty
and equality for all of our people.
We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times
when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.
- Barack Obama

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes.
- James Anthony Froude

I guess none of us like to look back in our lives to
a time when we made poor judgments and foolish mistakes.
- John Clayton

We made too many wrong mistakes.
- Yogi Berra

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice
you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.
- Ann Landers

I would like to be called an inspiration to people,
not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else.
When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.
- Britney Spears

Maybe the mistakes have looked worse because they led to goals.
- Ian Walker

Words will not be able to ever express how sorry I am for this,
and I have profound regret and sorrow for the multitude
of mistakes and harm I have caused.
- Jack Abramoff

Nobody bats 500.
We all make mistakes.
- Desi Arnaz

I am not the kind of woman who excuses her mistakes
while reminding us of what used to be.
- Gene Tierney

I think someone should explain to the child that it's OK to make mistakes.
That's how we learn.
When we compete, we make mistakes.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Art is always in the eyes of the beholder.
Only posterity has the right to point out our mistakes.
- Len Wein

Do not take yourself too seriously.
You have to learn not to be dismayed at making mistakes.
No human being can avoid failures.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes,
but they are mistakes which it is useful to make,
because they lead little by little to the truth.
- Jules Verne

It doesn't matter if I don't succeed in something,
what matters is that I learn from my mistakes.
- Linda Evans

You make mistakes.
Mistakes don't make you.
- Maxwell Maltz

A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes,
smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.
- John C. Maxwell

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.
- Les Brown

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present.
Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
- Bill Watterson

I firmly believe that you live and learn,
and if you don't learn from past mistakes,
then you need to be drug out and shot.
- R. Lee Ermey

You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap.
But it was all part of the learning process.
- Cynthia Weil

You grow up by making mistakes.
I've made a ton of them, but as long as I keep on failing better,
I don't mind.
- Joely Richardson

Leaping away from my mistakes has propelled me forward.
It has great force behind it.
It makes for great storytelling.
- Holly Near

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.
- Jimi Hendrix

We have a hope of succeeding if we learn from our past
mistakes and pull together to make the hard choices.
- Carl Levin

If we had had more time for discussion we should probably
have made a great many more mistakes.
- Leon Trotsky

Do not fear mistakes.
There are none.
- Miles Davis

You just went right in and just recorded songs and listened them,
and if there were any mistakes, then we would correct them and just went on...
one take or two take.
- Dennis Brown

There is nothing glorious about what our ancestors call history.
It is simply a succession of mistakes,
intolerances and violations.
- Claude Vorilhon

Mistakes can be good things, because it is an unexpected thing.
- Ken Hill

I too have my own demons, and I have struggled.
I've made my own mistakes, and I'm not proud of them.
- Michael Bergin

So if I keep making mistakes on Broadway or tape or film,
producing, directing or acting, I can go along and do it -
so long as I'm not investing too much capital in these things.
- Jackie Cooper

The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because
you can only do a little.
Do what you can.
- Liz Smith

I'd like to just be a little bit more open to making
mistakes and not worrying about it so much.
- Joan Jett

I made a lot of mistakes out of the ring,
but I never made any in it.
- Jack Johnson


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