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Funny Nature Quotes
Funny Quotes about Nature

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Flowers are Nature's messengers -
reminders of an unspeakable beauty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It appears to be a law that you cannot have
a deep sympathy with both man and nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln


 

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

God has cared for these trees,
saved them from drought, disease, avalanches,
and a thousand tempests and floods.
But he cannot save them from fools.
- John Muir

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao Tzu


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There is sanctuary in being alone with nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pay attention to rainbows, and snowflakes,
butterflies and the songs of birds,
the crash of storm-driven waves
and the mirror-surface of a quiet pond.
Let the depths of nature become a part of your innermost being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans.
- Khalil Gibran

There is more of good nature than of good sense
at the bottom of most marriages.
- Henry David Thoreau

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
- Walter Bagehot

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature
that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

Trees are the earth's endless effort
to speak to the listening heaven.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Getting fired is nature's way to telling you
that you had the wrong job in the first place.
- Hal Lancaster

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

The fog unrolls itself to be a prayer rug to the mountains.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Woody Allen

Nature hates calculators.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature teaches more than she preaches.
There are no sermons in stones.
It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.
- John Burroughs

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed,
but nature does not depend on us.
We are not the only experiment.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take a course in good water and air;
and in the eternal youth of Nature you may renew your own.
Go quietly, alone; no harm will befall you.
- John Muir

Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth.
- Zhuangzi

There is no forgiveness in nature.
- Ugo Betti

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
- Robert Byrne

Come forth into the light of things,
let nature be your teacher.
- William Wordsworth

We cannot command Nature except by obeying her.
- Francis Bacon

Joy in looking and comprehending
is nature's most beautiful gift.
- Albert Einstein

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
- Aristotle

Nothing is evil which is according to nature.
- Marcus Aurelius

Occurrences in this domain are beyond the reach of exact prediction
because of the variety of factors in operation,
not because of any lack of order in nature.
- Albert Einstein

He is richest who is content with the least,
for content is the wealth of nature.
- Socrates

The method of nature: who could ever analyze it?
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water is the driving force of all nature.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
- Francis Bacon

Maybe nature is fundamentally ugly, chaotic and complicated.
But if it's like that, then I want out.
- Steven Weinberg

I have no hostility to nature, but a child's love to it.
I expand and live in the warm day like corn and melons.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What a book a devil's chaplain might write
on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low,
and horribly cruel work of nature!
- Charles Darwin

When nature has work to be done,
she creates a genius to do it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that
we are immune to their operations.
- David Gerrold

How strange that nature does not knock,
and yet does not intrude!
- Emily Dickinson

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
- John Muir

Those little nimble musicians of the air,
that warble forth their curious ditties,
with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art.
- Izaak Walton

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year,
or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you.
You've got to be prepared.
- Geraldo Rivera

People in cities may forget the soil for as long as a hundred years,
but Mother Nature's memory is long and she will not
let them forget indefinitely.
- Henry Cantwell Wallace

Nature is wont to hide herself.
- Heraclitus

Nature and human life are as various
as our several constitutions.
Who shall say what prospect life offers to another?
- Henry David Thoreau

Perhaps nature is our best assurance of immortality.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Nature is not human hearted.
- Lao Tzu

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
- Anne Bronte

I go to nature to be soothed and healed,
and to have my senses put in order.
- John Burroughs

For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider,
every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver.
- Martin Luther

Nature will bear the closest inspection.
She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf,
and take an insect view of its plain.
- Henry David Thoreau

Study nature, love nature,
stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.
- H. G. Wells

Like music and art, love of nature is a common language
that can transcend political or social boundaries.
- Jimmy Carter

I always like walking in the rain,
so no one can see me crying.
- Charlie Chaplin

All things are artificial, for nature is the art of God.
- Thomas Browne

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional

There are moments when all anxiety
and stated toil are becalmed
in the infinite leisure and repose of nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way.
- Aristotle

Nature is my manifestation of God.
I go to nature every day for inspiration in the day's work.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Look deep into nature, and then
you will understand everything better.
- Albert Einstein

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature.
- Gerard De Nerval

We do not see nature with our eyes, but with our understandings and our hearts.
- William Hazlitt

Nature is so powerful, so strong.
Capturing its essence is not easy - your work becomes
a dance with light and the weather.
It takes you to a place within yourself.
- Annie Leibovitz

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
- Robin Williams

To be admitted to Nature's hearth costs nothing.
None is excluded, but excludes himself.
You have only to push aside the curtain.
- Henry David Thoreau


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