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We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand -
and melting like a snowflake.
- Marie B. Ray

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin

Beauty is the bait which with delight
allures man to enlarge his kind.
- Socrates

Beauty is an outward gift,
which is seldom despised,
except by those to whom it has been refused.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite.
- Francis Bacon


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Beauty is the promise of happiness.
- Edmund Burke

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.
- Maria Mitchell

Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
- Dante Alighieri

Some guys say beauty is only skin deep.
But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain.
The initial contact has to be the sniffing.
- James Caan

Beauty awakens the soul to act.
- Dante Alighieri

Beauty saves.
Beauty heals.
Beauty motivates.
Beauty unites.
Beauty returns us to our origins, and here lies the ultimate act of saving,
of healing, of overcoming dualism.
- Matthew Fox

O human beauty, what a dream art thou,
that we should cast our life and hopes away on thee!
- Barry Cornwall

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
- John Ray

Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one's self.
- Priscilla Presley

Beauty is less important than quality.
- Eugene Ormandy

Beauty is not caused.
It is.
- Emily Dickinson

Even in the centuries which appear to us to be the
most monstrous and foolish,
the immortal appetite for beauty has always found satisfaction.
- Charles Baudelaire

Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes away.
- Fay Weldon

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows.
For love is the beauty of the soul.
- Saint Augustine

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
- Homer

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty,
dies.
- John Donne

For me the greatest beauty always lies in the greatest clarity.
- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

I sincerely feel that beauty largely comes from within.
- Christy Turlington

When everything else physical and mental seems to diminish,
the appreciation of beauty is on the increase.
- Bernard Berenson

Of life's two chief prizes, beauty and truth,
I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer's hand.
- Khalil Gibran

There is hope and a kind of beauty in there somewhere,
if you look for it.
- H. R. Giger

Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

Beauty is a fragile gift.
- Ovid

A women's greatest asset is her beauty.
- Alex Comfort

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

There is beauty and adventure in the commonplace
for those with eyes to see beyond.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
- Anne Frank

Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.
- Charles Lamb

Real beauty knocks you a little bit off kilter.
- David Byrne

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair,
offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity
that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time.
- Albert Camus

Beauty is only skin deep.
- Thomas Overbury

Integrity reveals beauty.
- Thomas Leonard

Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
- Aldous Huxley

Beauty is whatever gives joy.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay

I don't think of all the misery
but of the beauty that still remains.
- Anne Frank

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
- Anouk Aimee

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
- George William Russell

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.
- David Hume

The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest
gift of the human cerebrum.
- Alexis Carrel

Beauty is only temporary, but your mind lasts you a lifetime.
- Alicia Machado

I gave my beauty and my youth to men.
I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals.
- Brigitte Bardot

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
- Ambrose Bierce

Real beauty is to be true to oneself.
That's what makes me feel good.
- Laetitia Casta

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
- Joan Collins

There is no definition of beauty, but when you can
see someone's spirit coming through,
something unexplainable, that's beautiful to me.
- Liv Tyler

I define nothing.
Not beauty, not patriotism.
I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

How goodness heightens beauty!
- Milan Kundera

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
- George Meredith

The plainer the dress, the greater luster does beauty appear.
- Edward F. Halifax

Beauty is the sole ambition, the exclusive goal of Taste.
- Charles Baudelaire

Imagination disposes of everything; it creates beauty,
justice, and happiness, which are everything in this world.
- Blaise Pascal

Beauty doesn't need ornaments.
Softness can't bear the weight of ornaments.
- Munshi Premchand

Flowers are Nature's messengers -
reminders of an unspeakable beauty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What beauty is, I know not, though it adheres to many things.
- Albrecht Durer

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.
- Juvenal

Beauty has a lot to do with character.
- Kevyn Aucoin

The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
- Chanakya

Because beauty isn't enough, there must be something more.
- Eva Herzigova

A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is
glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.
- Anne Roiphe

The beauty does not live out there;
the beauty's in my eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
- Douglas Horton


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