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Funny Sympathy Quotes
Funny Quotes about Sympathy

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Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland

It appears to be a law that you cannot have
a deep sympathy with both man and nature.
- Henry David Thoreau

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei


 

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous

My heart bleeds at the death of every one of our gallant men.
- Robert E. Lee


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Do not mourn the dead, but comfort the living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man's good name is his best monument
- from an old churchyard at Lockerbie, Scotland

Life and death are one thread,
the same line viewed from different sides.
- Lao Tzu

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

There is no death, only a change of worlds.
- Chief Seattle

Pity may represent little more
than the impersonal concern
which prompts the mailing of a check,
but true sympathy is the personal concern
which demands the giving of one's soul.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy,
or opposing passion.
Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman

Staying married may have long-term benefits.
You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over
a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Motherhood is at its best when the tender chords of
sympathy have been touched.
- Paul Harris

Children, even infants, are capable of sympathy.
But only after adolescence are we capable of compassion.
- Louise J. Kaplan

I cannot know the pain you feel.
I cannot share your memories or your loss.
My words of sympathy are beneath measure, yet
know that my heart reaches out with love to your heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

September 11th was a moment when America had the sympathy of the world.
- Tom Ford

I give you this one thought to keep -
I am with you still - I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the sweet uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft starts that shine at night.
Do not think of me as gone -
I am with you still in each new dawn.
- Traditional Native American Prayer

I Did Not Die
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn's rain,
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
- Anonymous

We are living at a time when creeds and ideologies vary and clash.
But the gospel of human sympathy is universal and eternal.
- Samuel Hopkins Adams

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result.
Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
- Jesse Jackson

In externals we advance with lightening express speed,
in modes of thought and sympathy we lumber on in stage-coach fashion.
- Frances E. Willard

I would rather be kept alive in the efficient if cold
altruism of a large hospital than expire in a gush
of warm sympathy in a small one.
- Aneurin Bevan

Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
- Anne Sullivan

The true humanist maintains a just balance between sympathy and selection.
- Irving Babbitt

The humanitarian lays stress almost solely upon breadth
of knowledge and sympathy.
- Irving Babbitt

There's a certain amount of sympathy here for the Bush
administration's problem,
which is they would like to get rid of Saddam Hussein
and they would like to have the Kurds autonomous.
- Les Aspin

To desire and expect nothing for oneself and to have
profound sympathy for others is genuine holiness.
- Ivan Turgenev

The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual.
The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community.
- William James

Men are often biased in their judgment on account of
their sympathy and their interests.
- George William Norris

We must not permit our respect for the dead or our
sympathy for the living to lead us into an act of injustice
to the balance of the living.
- Davy Crockett

It is the right of our people to organize to oppose
any law and any part of the Constitution with which
they are not in sympathy.
- Alfred E. Smith

A crowd always thinks with its sympathy,
never with its reason.
- William R. Alger

The novelist must look on humanity without partiality or prejudice.
His sympathy, like that of the historian,
must be unbounded, and untainted by sect or party.
- Goldwin Smith

According to your sympathy, you will take pleasure
in your own happiness or in the happiness of other people;
but it is always your own happiness you seek.
- John Buchanan Robinson

Sympathy with nature is part of a good person's religion.
- Francis Herbert Hedge

Any relations in a social order will endure,
if there is infused into them some of that spirit of
human sympathy which qualifies life for immortality.
- George William Russell

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy
than by being unfortunate.
- Seth Green

We were united not only by political respect for each other,
but also by deep mutual sympathy as people.
- Helmut Kohl

All sympathy not consistent with acknowledged virtue
is but disguised selfishness.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Although I'm Australian, I find myself much more in
sympathy with the Austrian version!
- David Chalmers

We do not learn by inference and deduction and the
application of mathematics to philosophy,
but by direct intercourse and sympathy.
- Richard M. Nixon

I have to have a character worth caring about.
I tend not to start writing books about people I don't
have a lot of sympathy for because I'm just going to be with them too long.
- Richard Russo

Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed upon the Yankees.
Apparently it angers them.
- Bob Feller

My guitar was loud as hell, and I had no sympathy for anybody else.
- Brownie McGhee

Women have no sympathy and my experience of women is
almost as large as Europe.
- Florence Nightingale

The professional must learn to be moved and touched emotionally,
yet at the same time stand back objectively:
I've seen a lot of damage done by tea and sympathy.
- Anthony Storr

It's hard for me to think of others because I'm not
particularly in sympathy with the music of this century.
- Alan Hovhaness

I didn't go to university.
Didn't even finish A-levels.
But I have sympathy for those who did.
- Terry Prachett

Deliberately seek opportunities for kindness,
sympathy, and patience.
- Evelyn Underhill

You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age.
When nothing is sure.
I have sympathy with you.
- Haruki Murakami

It is only after one is in trouble that one realizes
how little sympathy and kindness there are in the world.
- Nellie Bly

I take people very seriously.
People are all I take seriously, in fact.
Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave -
and nothing but laughter to console them with.
- John Irving

I joined the Party definitely in 1923 after having
already been in sympathy with it before.
- Fritz Sauckel

I can hardly express in words my deep feeling and sympathy for them,
knowing as I do, the many serious handicaps and obstacles
that will confront them in almost every walk of life.
- Major Taylor

Women ought to feel a peculiar sympathy in the colored man's wrong,
for, like him, she has been accused of mental inferiority,
and denied the privileges of a liberal education.
- Angelina Grimke

Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by
an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
- Ben Elton

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
- W. H. Davies

I want the municipality to be a helping hand to the
man with a desire of sympathy,
to help the fallen when it is not in their power to help themselves.
- John Burns

You will find that the woman who is really kind to
dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
- Max Beerbohm

When we are out of sympathy with the young,
then I think our work in this world is over.
- George MacDonald

Our sympathy is cold to the relation of distant misery.
- Edward Gibbon

Sympathy is charming, but it does not make up for pain.
- Lillie Langtry

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks
to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
- Walt Whitman

Interest does not tie nations together;
it sometimes separates them.
But sympathy and understanding does unite them.
- Woodrow Wilson

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.
- George Eliot

I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me.
I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me,
and those that don't.
- Alton Brown

I have a lot of sympathy for young people because I
realize how disturbed I was.
How would I deal with life in the future? What would I do for a living?
- Clyde Tombaugh


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