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Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek


 

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde


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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as
it is white is not all that's beautiful.
- Bill Cosby

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown

I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill

How does so much gossip fit in such small minds?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann

Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci

We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz

We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa

Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

As human beings, our greatness lies
not so much in being able to remake the world -
as in being able to remake ourselves.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

Any man who reads too much
and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein

Much may be done in those little shreds and patches
of time which every day produces,
and which most men throw away.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The people are hungry:
It is because those in authority
eat up too much in taxes.
- Lao Tzu

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
- Jeff Gordon

This day I see that pretty much all
my correspondences are love letters.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Trust not to much to appearances.
- Virgil

It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance.
- Harold S. Geneen

The hunger for love is
much more difficult to remove
than the hunger for bread.
- Mother Teresa

The years teach much which the days never know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily.
They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.
- Tim Berners-Lee

I think that people want peace so much
that one of these days government had better
get out of their way and let them have it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Everybody gets so much information all day long that
they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat
that they can be classified as cannibals.
- Finley Peter Dunne

There is a danger of changing too much in the search for perfection.
- Agnetha Faltskog

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology.
The fog of information can drive out knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Success is to be measured not so much
by the position that one has reached in life
as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
- Booker T. Washington

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
- Don Marquis

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson

If God has allowed me to earn so much money,
it is because He knows I give it all away.
- Edith Piaf


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