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Funny Fight Quotes
Funny Quotes about Fight

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Never fight an inanimate object.
- P. J. O'Rourke


 

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard


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Life is full of beauty. Notice it.
Notice the bumble bee, the small child,
and the smiling faces.
Smell the rain, and feel the wind.
Live your life to the fullest potential,
and fight for your dreams.
- Ashley Smith

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
then they fight you, then you win.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We are free only if we face the challenge of freedom,
do the work of freedom, fight the fight of freedom
and die the death for freedom.
- Charles G. Adams

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve

We are twice armed if we fight with faith.
- Plato

Life is change. Without change, there is no life.
Why then do we so fight against change?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We have not yet begun to fight.
- John Paul Jones

When people speak to you about a preventive war,
you tell them to go fight it.
After my experience, I have come to hate war.
War settles nothing.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist.
I am willing to fight for peace.
Nothing will end war unless
the people themselves refuse to go to war.
- Albert Einstein

As our enemies have found, we can reason like men,
so now let us show them we can fight like men also.
- Thomas Jefferson

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth,
and I am a citizen of the world.
- Eugene V. Debs

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...
I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- Steven Wright

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment,
failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer,
I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
- Winston Churchill

It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.
- Ansel Adams

Americans love to fight.
All real Americans love the sting of battle.
- George S. Patton

I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself,
but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.
- Christine Lahti

Older men declare war.
But it is the youth that must fight and die.
- Herbert Hoover

There are only two things we should fight for.
One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.
- Smedley Butler

What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight -
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower quoting Mark Twain

So long as we have enough people in this country willing
to fight for their rights,
we'll be called a democracy.
- Roger Nash Baldwin

If you don't have any fight in you, you might as well be dead.
- Scott Caan

Fighting not good. But if must fight... win.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Don't fight forces, use them.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Communists have always played an active role
in the fight by colonial countries for their freedom,
because the short-term objects of Communism
would always correspond with
the long-term objects of freedom movements.
- Nelson Mandela

The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety,
is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stuart Mill

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
- Winston Churchill

All endeavor calls for the ability
to tramp the last mile,
shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil.
The fight to the finish spirit is the one...
characteristic we must posses
if we are to face the future as finishers.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you make a decision to fight for future of your
own country you have to consider all the consequences.
- Garry Kasparov

Do not yield.
Do not flinch.
Stand up.
Stand up with our President and fight.
We're Americans.
We're Americans, and we'll never surrender.
They will.
- John McCain

The great Chinese classics have always said that it's better not to fight;
that the clever man achieves his ends without violence;
that a battle delayed is better than a battle fought.
- John Keegan

It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts,
but the size of the fight in the dog.
- Barry McGuigan

Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough.
Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away,
and move on to something that's more productive.
- Donald Trump

Fight the power that be.
Fight the power.
- Spike Lee

You have to fight the green monster with your mind,
not your fists.
- Matthew Broderick

'm a general, I do something.
I go out and fight wars and win them.
- John Milius

I don't want women and their families to be left out and left behind.
We can fight for them.
We will fight for them.
They deserve better and I want to give them better.
- Barbara Mikulski

If you believe in your heart that you are right,
you must fight with all your might to do it your way.
Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.
- Linda Ellerbee

I went to Kent State basically to avoid going to Vietnam,
I had no idea what I was doing in the world.
I was lost, and trying not to get into a fight every day.
- Mark Mothersbaugh

I do not fight against men, but against the system that is sexist.
- Elfriede Jelinek

The amygdala in the emotional center sees and hears
everything that occurs to us instantaneously and is
the trigger point for the fight or flight response.
- Daniel Goleman

Girls are crazy and mean.
They don't fight fair.
- Suzanne Vega

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
- Erwin Rommel

The last fight for the white metal is to be made here
in this country and in this House,
my friends.
- Richard Parks Bland

The fight against terror is a common imperative for
democracies and must become so for all nations.
- Lionel Jospin

Mankind invents things to fight about.
- Mike Love

I got to meet Mark Hamill.
He signed some Star Wars posters for us.
I saw the fight scenes he had.
He was really into making fun of himself and Star Wars.
- Shannon Elizabeth

With a record of 75 fights and 6 losses,
some of the losses were very questionable including
Brian Nielsen when we fought in Denmark.
I knew I won but they didn't give me that fight.
- Larry Holmes

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them;
the pride and cowardice of those old men,
making their wars that boys must die.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart

As part of our renewal - we need to fight problems,
not just wait for them to take place.
- Nong Duc Manh

Fight and you may die.
Run, and you'll live.
- William Wallace Campbell

I believe we can continue the Great Society while we fight in Vietnam.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

If the challenge to fight was there,
I always took it.
- Chuck Zito

If we fight our enemy using the same inhumane and morally
bankrupt techniques that we are trying to stop,
we will simply become what we have beheld.
- Ed Markey

Unless physicians stand together to fight threats and injustices,
our practices cannot remain viable in the future.
- Samuel Wilson

I'm a free agent.
I haven't allowed any promoters to have exclusive options on my fight.
I don't need a promoter.
- Sugar Ray Leonard

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.
- Carl Reiner

But it is a law of life and development in history
where two national civilizations meet they fight for ascendancy.
- Bernhard von Bulow

Lucy and I would love furiously and fight furiously.
- Desi Arnaz

Actors I admire? Ed Harris, or course,
I think he's terrific; because I know he always had
to fight being what he looked like a lot,
but I think he's a terrific actor.
- Anthony Hopkins

They've been talking about Pi, which I haven't seen,
they've been comparing it to Usual Suspects,
Sixth Sense, and Fight Club, and I didn't see that either.
- Joe Pantoliano

I'm having fun opening up.
Sort of struggling to get the audience into it.
It's good.
It makes you fight.
Not fight like antagonistic.
But fight for what you believe.
- Joan Jett


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