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A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- Fran Lebowitz

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill

It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary


 

Smoking kills.
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)


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Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- the movie The Godfather, Part II

Discretion is the better part of valor.
(originally "The better part of valor is discretion")
- William Shakespeare

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
- Mark Twain

You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous

We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal,
and then leap in the dark to our success.
- Henry David Thoreau

Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.
I sure wish it wasn't.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Pay attention to rainbows, and snowflakes,
butterflies and the songs of birds,
the crash of storm-driven waves
and the mirror-surface of a quiet pond.
Let the depths of nature become a part of your innermost being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The interior of the house personifies the private world;
the exterior of it is part of the outside world.
- Stephen Gardiner

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser,
and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.
- John Lennon

People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational
exposition end by starving the best part of the mind.
- William Butler Yeats

The hardest part is to travel, and to be away from your family.
- Glenn Tipton

The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
- Plato

When you part from your friend, you grieve not;
For that which you love most in him may be
clearer in his absence,
as the mountain to the climber
is clearer from the plain.
- Khalil Gibran

The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... It's time to let go!
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part
of the globe at every moment of time.
- Henry A. Kissinger

There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes
the greater part of his life getting his living.
- Henry David Thoreau

Choose to See Beauty and Joy:
Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life,
he will lose his reverence for all of life.
- Albert Schweitzer

Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one's self.
- Priscilla Presley

Doubt is part of all religion.
All the religious thinkers were doubters.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Why are ecologists and environmentalists so feared
and hated? This is because in part what they have to
say is new to the general public,
and the new is always alarming.
- Garrett Hardin

No partner in a love relationship...
should feel that he has to give up
an essential part of himself to make it viable.
- May Sarton

Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will.
Its seat is in the heart,
and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Hate and force cannot be in just a part of the world
without having an effect on the rest of it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

No part of the education of a politician is more indispensable
than the fighting of elections.
- Winston Churchill

Inside most people there's a feeling of being separate,
separated from everything ... And they're not.
They're part of absolutely everyone, and everything.
- the movie Powder

Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality.
- Salvador Dali

The beginning is the most important part of the work.
- Plato

Part of your heritage in this society is the opportunity
to become financially independent.
- Jim Rohn

All changes, even the most longed for,
have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves;
we must die to one life before we can enter another.
- Anatole France

There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the
part of a great many people to the effect that when
you cease to believe you may cease to behave.
- Louis Kronenberger

Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All major religious traditions
carry basically the same message,
that is love, compassion and forgiveness.
The important thing is they should
be part of our daily lives.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Waste your money and you're only out of money,
but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.
- Michael LeBoeuf

The greater part of our happiness or misery
depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances.
- Martha Washington

Part of our essential humanity is paying respect to what God gave us
and what will be here a long time after we're gone.
- William J. Clinton

No society can surely be flourishing and happy,
of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable.
- Adam Smith

One of the things I was taught in law school is that
I'd never be able to think the same again -
that being a lawyer is something that's part of who
I am as an individual now.
- Anita Hill

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

Capital is that part of wealth which is devoted to
obtaining further wealth.
- Alfred Marshall

That government is the strongest
of which every man feels himself a part.
- Thomas Jefferson

If there were no schools to take the children away
from home part of the time,
the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
- Edward W. Howe

A great part of courage is the courage
of having done the thing before.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The poet may be used as a barometer,
but let us not forget that he is also part of the weather.
- Lionel Trilling

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
- Helen Keller

Always question WHY you are doing something.
Is it a free-will gift or an obligation?
That which is done out of a feeling of obligation
is unworkable as a substitute for a gift.
Obligation creates a feeling of resentment on your part,
and evokes resentment rather than gratitude
on the part of the recipient.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down,
since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.
- Tina Louise

The freedom we are looking for
is the freedom to be ourselves,
to express ourselves. But if we look at our lives
we will see that most of the time
we do things just to please others ...
The worst part is that most of us
are not even aware that we are not free.
- Don Miguel Ruiz

Being part of the natural world reminds me
that innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel

Keep silence for the most part,
and speak only when you must,
and then briefly.
- Epictetus

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the
part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
- Honore de Balzac

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family
waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
- Earl Wilson

The system of nature, of which man is a part,
tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting,
self-cleansing.
Not so with technology.
- E. F. Schumacher

A contradiction can not exist in reality.
Not in part, nor in whole.
- Terry Goodkind

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of
the hygiene of older people,
and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.
- Logan P. Smith

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.
- Mike Singletary

I left the "eye for an eye" God
when I walked out of Bible school,
but God Within is a daily part of my personal experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade,
but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement
the greater part of life is sunshine.
- Thomas Jefferson

The truth of the matter is that
you always know the right thing to do.
The hard part is doing it.
- Norman Schwarzkoff

Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education;
in the elder,
a part of experience.
- Francis Bacon

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that,
once it is competently programmed and working smoothly,
it is completely honest.
- Isaac Asimov


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