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Funny Stay Quotes
Funny Quotes about Stay

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Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson


 

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

To achieve success, stay relaxed - not stressed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you,
you should stay home and have a good cry.
- Josh Billings

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.
- Ingvar Kamprad

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel.
I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping
bag down in the basement.
It's humiliating.
- Ben Affleck

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

To keep your thinking young, stay curious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In terms of fitness and battling through cancer,
exercise helps you stay strong physically and mentally.
- Grete Waitz

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films
when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
- Samuel Goldwyn

Study nature, love nature,
stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The only good husbands stay bachelors:
They're too considerate to get married.
- Finley Peter Dunne

Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach.
- Tony Robbins

There are 80 million moms in the United States.
Forty million stay at home with their children.
- Andrew Shue

Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.
- Phillips Brooks

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

I'm still very professional about my fitness.
I stay in trim as I always did.
- Peter Shilton

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies.
- June Allyson

I stay in tune with my family and God.
- Regina King

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
- Kin Hubbard

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I'm exhausted trying to stay healthy.
- Steve Yzerman

You can't stay the same.
If you're a musician and a singer, you have to change,
that's the way it works.
- Van Morrison

Because things are the way they are,
things will not stay the way they are.
- Bertolt Brecht

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
- Bill Vaughan

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
- Michael W. Smith

Nobody's a natural.
You work hard to get good and then work to get better.
It's hard to stay on top.
- Paul Coffey

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that
can stay up all night and eat anything.
- Herb Caen

Stay Alert, and doors will open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

It's not that I'm so smart,
it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein

Art hurts.
Art urges voyages - and it is easier to stay at home.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

I really believe the only way to stay healthy is to eat properly,
get your rest and exercise.
If you don't exercise and do the other two,
I still don't think it's going to help you that much.
- Mike Ditka

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I have never found a companion that was
so companionable as solitude.
We are for the most part more lonely
when we go abroad among men
than when we stay in our chambers.
A man thinking or working is always alone,
let him be where he will.
- Henry David Thoreau

The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion,
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing...
not healing, not curing...
that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

Now learning a bit more about footballers I think what they need to do well,
is someone who really wants to stay in the background
and just be a strong support.
- Anna Friel

Our works decay and disappear but God gentlest works
stay looking down on the ruins we toil to rear.
- Walter Smith

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
- Bennett Cerf

I'm a home girl.
I like to stay home.
- Faith Hill

A scientist is in a sense a learned small boy.
There is something of the scientist in every small boy.
Others must outgrow it.
Scientists can stay that way all their lives.
- George Wald

I'm not a risk taker.
I don't do plunging necklines or really short skirts.
I try to stay as classy as possible and provide a little mystery.
- Kristen Bell

Stay calm and aggressive.
- Gabrielle Reece

I really enjoyed hanging out with some of the teachers.
This one chemistry teacher, she liked hanging out.
I liked making explosives.
We would stay after school and blow things up.
- Maya Lin

Tower Records is like a temple to me.
I'll stay there for hours.
Nobody can shop for records with me.
It drives them out of their minds.
- Billy Bob Thornton

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs,
and stay injury-prone.
- Mickey Rivers

Those who say that life is worth living at any cost
have already written an epitaph of infamy,
for there is no cause and no person that they will
not betray to stay alive.
- Sidney Hook

Don't forget to vote for Bill Clinton and Al Gore.
Stay home if you're voting for Dole.
- Eleanor Mondale

You may keep your beauty and your health,
unless you destroy them yourself, or discourage them to stay with you,
by using them ill.
- William Temple

A bell's not a bell 'til you ring it,
A song's not a song 'til you sing it,
Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay,
Love isn't love 'til you give it away!
- Oscar Hammerstein II

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay
spaced out for hours on end,
and the government can't stop me...
It's called senility.
- Robert Anton Wilson

That industry expects you to prove yourself over and over again.
Do I stay doing this, or do I raise my daughter and
live surrounded by people who love me? Wasn't even really a choice.
- Lisa Bonet

If you fall then that's not all...
if you wish to be down then stay down...
if you wish to be up then get up.
- Janice Markowitz

When a relationship doesn't work anymore,
it's terrible to stay with someone that you don't love.
- Monica Bellucci

We have a pretty tough schedule coming up.
We have to stay strong mentally and must focus on getting better.
- Tony Parker

Life gives you enough hard knocks so it's unlikely
you'll stay that sure of yourself.
- Jeanette Winterson

It's like a dream to come to Spain and stay for a couple
of years and get somebody to teach me Spanish music.
- Lenny Kravitz

You either ignore the comic book and make a great movie
or you stay very close to the comic book.
- Matthew Vaughn

I kept telling everyone I wasn't going to Washington to stay.
I go to visit.
- John Engler


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