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One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life just happens - enjoy it anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are three rules for dating:
1) Don't;
2) If you must, just be careful;
3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Life will not meet your expectations -
choose joy anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Feel the fear and do it anyway.
- Susan Jeffers

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

Do what you feel in your heart to be right.
You'll be criticized anyway.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Nobody really believes in equality anyway.
- Warren Farrell

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly,
but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
- Mary Kay Ash

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; ...
Forgive them anyway.
- Kent Keith
(often attributed to Mother Teresa, who kept a copy
on the wall of her orphanage)

It is nearly a certainty that some
of your expectations will not be met today -
choose Joy anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
- John Wayne

Overcome obstacles - grow and bloom anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name.
And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
- Alexander Theroux

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
- Donald Trump

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your
enemies will not believe you anyway.
- Elbert Hubbard

You're just left with yourself all the time,
whatever you do anyway.
You've got to get down to your
own God in your own temple.
It's all down to you, mate.
- John Lennon

Give the world the best you have
and it may never be enough.
Give the world your best anyway.
- Mother Teresa

All the president is, is a glorified public relations
man who spends his time flattering,
kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what
they are supposed to do anyway.
- Harry S. Truman

Do what you feel in your heart to be right -
for you'll be criticized anyway.
You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Your friends love you anyway.
- Dave Barry

Have NO EXPECTATIONS.
Life will not meet your expectations.
Choose joy anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Jerome Cummings

I never wanted to do the same kind of movies over and over anyway,
so my theory on it all is I'm just gonna try and dodge
the label and keep doing what I am doing.
- Matt Damon

As far as I can see there are no problems with people
in our band as far as the relationships go anyway.
- Adam Rich

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
- Lily Tomlin

With the war and everything that's going on,
unless you're Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut.
For me it is, anyway!
- Robbie Williams

Sex does not exist for me at all.
I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time.
There were only three or four in my life up until now anyway.
- Kim Wilde

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.
- Ted Rall

Who needs such a long intestine, anyway?
- Moshe Dayan

All this happened, more or less.
The war parts, anyway, are pretty much true.
- Kurt Vonnegut

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality.
It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.
You're going to get it anyway.
- Erma Bombeck

It's been years since I've had a real input in the game anyway.
For this game, I've just tried to keep all the other
stuff away from the players and coaches.
- Bear Bryant

I had a great deal of pressure to move to LA after
Romancing the Stone came out and I'd become very popular.
But people came to me anyway.
- Kathleen Turner

I have no inflated ideas about success anyway.
- Trevor Dunn

As they say around the Texas Legislature,
if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women,
take their money, and vote against 'em anyway,
you don't belong in office.
- Molly Ivins

And I think a painting has such a limited life anyway.
- Robert Rauschenberg

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay.
Which suggests that he is, but he's not.
Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
- Johnny Vegas

I didn't raise Todd to be a writer, but he happened to be one anyway.
- Anne McCaffrey

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.
- Tom Petty

My face has always been my fortune anyway,
not my body.
- Claire Bloom

But they were going to war anyway and they were going
to bully and pressure countries to vote for it.
- Clare Short

You have got to make new music, that is the way that I look at it anyway.
- Sebastian Bach

We don't get groupies, well I don't see them,
anyway.
That was something that I always looked forward to
and am constantly disappointed by the lack of!
- Mark Webber

Once in a while, I try to sneak in something less known anyway.
- Bobby Short

Prosperity or egalitarianism - you have to choose.
I favor freedom - you never achieve real equality anyway:
you simply sacrifice prosperity for an illusion.
- Mario Vargas Llosa

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're
going to have to wade through it anyway.
- Teilhard de Chardin

Anyway, I collapsed in France in the middle of a tour.
I hadn't been eating properly, I was getting very phobic about audiences,
and I collapsed in pure fright.
- Andy Partridge

I don't mean this, but I'm going to say it anyway.
I don't really think of pop art and serious art as being that far apart.
- Twyla Tharp

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go,
go, go, go, go.
I have a lot of natural energy anyway,
but it was over the top.
- Dane Cook

What is a historian, anyway? It is someone who uses
facts to record the development of humanity.
- Lion Feuchtwanger

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
- Michael O'Donoghue

I just try to get on anyway that I can,
hit, hit-by-pitch, walk, home runs, anything.
- Nick Johnson

I never really got on that well with Yoko anyway.
Strangely enough, I only started to get to know her after John's death.
- Paul McCartney

The work which is manipulated looks a little boring to me.
I think life is pretty strange anyway.
It is wooo, wooo, wooo!
- Annie Leibovitz

Getting to play the blues has been transcendant for me.
I can't say if my finest hour is yet to come,
you want to make a dent in this world,
well I do anyway.
- Peter Tork

I don't act, anyway.
The stuff is all injected as we go along.
My pictures are made without script or written directions of any kind.
- Buster Keaton

There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway.
- Paul McCartney

Anyway I will go same road because I,
I was born in gymnastics.
This is my, how to say, my life and my duty.
- Olga Korbut

Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars
worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously,
instead of a pretty little twit.
- Shelley Duvall

Anyway, he and I worked on the script together,
and I must say he was a joy to work with.
Very enthusiastic.
- Arthur Hiller

What is music anyway? It's a form of communication,
and that's why I play the kind of music that I think -
that I hope -
can communicate with people.
- Kenny G

If somebody has a better idea than me,
I'll take it if it surpasses what we have on the page
because at the end of the day,
it's me that takes the credit anyway!
- Guy Ritchie

It's a bit of a crapshoot out there with young writers right now anyway.
- George Murray

I tend to think you're fearless when you recognize
why you should be scared of things,
but do them anyway.
- Christian Bale

I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV.
I'm going to slam him anyway.
- Dennis Rodman

But other vampire stories? Well, no,
I really haven't read too many,
and I can't say I'm crazy about romantic vampires anyway -
to me the vampire is simply an evil monster.
- Brian Lumley

Quentin is very organic; there was no way that he was
going to put someone else's hand in there and anyway,
my hands are kind of famous.
It seemed right.
- David Carradine


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