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Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Mitch Hedberg

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea;
but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- Abraham Lincoln

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death


 

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Steven Wright

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous


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I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

Some people are so heavenly minded
that they are no earthly good.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
- Winston Churchill

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous

Some days just go to Hell faster than others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot.
Some days I get more out of the New York Times.
- John F. Kennedy

In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are all atheists about most of the gods
that societies have ever believed in.
Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins

Some days you're the dog,
and some days you're the hydrant.
- Anonymous

Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked,
in which you can walk with love and reverence.
- Henry David Thoreau

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Some days are simply meant for playing.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does
not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.
They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton,
they laughed at the Wright brothers.
But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
- Carl Sagan

Today is a day to cover your best weapons in velvet.
Go gently into the world.
Hold your anger.
Keep your competitive spirit in check.
Some day you will need your fierce weapons,
but not today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is like dancing.
If we have a big floor, many people will dance.
Some will get angry when the rhythm changes.
But life is changing all the time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Life is pretty simple:
You do some stuff.
Most fails. Some works.
You do more of what works.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Weariness comes, on some days, from lack of service to self.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When someone has a strong intuitive connection,
Buddhism suggests that it's because of karma,
some past connection.
- Richard Gere

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve
some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
- Aristophanes

There is some good in the worst of us
and some evil in the best of us.
When we discover this,
we are less prone to hate our enemies.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am sorry to think that you do not get a man's
most effective criticism until you provoke him.
Severe truth is expressed with some bitterness.
- Henry David Thoreau

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some,
are chiefly to be found in democracy,
they will be best attained when all persons alike share
in government to the utmost.
- Aristotle

No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny
without leaving some mark on it forever.
- Francois Muriac

Since it is not granted to us to live long,
let us transmit to posterity some memorial that we have at least lived.
- E. Joseph Cossman

I took some time out for life.
- James L. Brooks

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
- Abraham Lincoln

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
- Roger Miller

Life is a continuity always and always.
There is no final destination it is going towards.
Just the pilgrimage, just the journey in itself is life,
not reaching to some point,
no goal - just dancing and being in pilgrimage,
moving joyously, without bothering about any destination.
- Osho

Some single mind must be master,
else there will be no agreement in anything.
- Abraham Lincoln

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time
capsules in order to give those people living in the
next century or so some idea of what we are like.
- Alfred Hitchcock

I started dieting.
I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and
I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating
and would put it on and then some.
- Suzanne Somers

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
- Cass Canfield

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a
function of who we are when we see them.
- Mary Schmich

Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil.
Capital in some form or other will always be needed.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Every time you hear a bell ring,
it means that some angel's just got his wings.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

It is nearly a certainty that some
of your expectations will not be met today -
choose Joy anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dad, I'm in some trouble.
There's been an accident and you're going to hear all
sorts of things about me from now on.
Terrible things.
- Edward Kennedy

He who is not everyday conquering some fear
has not learned the secret of life.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is
finding some humor in it.
- Frank Howard Clark

We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort
when all we really need to be happy
is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Our grandchildren's grandchildren will shake their heads in shame
at some of the beliefs that we hold most dear today -
the question is, which ones?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some guys say beauty is only skin deep.
But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain.
The initial contact has to be the sniffing.
- James Caan

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the
refrigerator are so far apart,
some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams

Some dreamers demand that scientists only discover
things that can be used for good.
- John Charles Polanyi

Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some men like to make a little garden out of life and walk down a path.
- Jean Anouilh

What we've gone through in the last several years has
caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'
- Steve Ballmer

It is only in adventure that some people
succeed in knowing themselves -
in finding themselves.
- Andre Gide

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge,
others just gargle.
- Robert Anthony

Every natural fact is a symbol of some spiritual fact.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the
time I get home they'll be ripe.
- Ryan Stiles

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good
stock and hold it till it goes up,
then sell it.
If it don't go up, don't buy it.
- Will Rogers

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality
on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,
cash me out.
- Frank Sinatra

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting
on his past actions and their motives -
of approving of some and disapproving of others.
- Charles Darwin

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet,
isn't much better than tedious disease.
- Alexander Pope

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in
love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
- Josh Billings

When I'm in London I do have the convenience of being
close to St James Park which is also good for me because
it gives me an excuse to get out and get some much needed exercise!
- David Blunkett


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