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Funny Act Quotes
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To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert,
to fleece the people.
- Abraham Lincoln

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln


 

Life is a moderately good play
with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational
act that two people in love can commit.
- Bill Cosby

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken


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I Act with Bold Courage:
Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step -
large and small - with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiveness is an act of self-love and respect.
- don Miguel Ruiz

However many holy words you read, however many you speak,
what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
- The Buddha

Choose wisely - then act decisively. Do it today!
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

Protect your vision.
Prevail over adversity.
Persevere in the midst of turmoil.
Passionately act upon your convictions.
Purposely walk into the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In great contests, each party claims to act
in accordance with the will of God.
Both may be, and one must be wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

Heroes act in spite of their fear,
while the rest of us act because of our fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Yes! it takes courage to act upon your dreams.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When you feel worried and depressed,
consciously form a smile on your face and act upbeat
until the happy feeling becomes genuine.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation
can be trusted to act humanely
or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear.
- Bertrand Russell

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.
- William James

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act
is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It is a kingly act to assist the fallen.
- Mother Teresa

Whenever you do a thing,
act as if all the world were watching.
- Thomas Jefferson

Leaders have to act more quickly today.
The pressure comes much faster.
- Andy Grove

The secret of getting things done is to act!
- Dante Alighieri

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.
- William James

The creative act lasts but a brief moment,
a lightning instant of give-and-take,
just long enough for you to level the camera and to
trap the fleeting prey in your little box.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson

The smallest act of kindness
is worth more than the grandest intention.
- Oscar Wilde

Of all human activities, man's listening to God is
the supreme act of his reasoning and will.
- Pope Paul VI

Gardening is not a rational act.
- Margaret Atwood

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings;
but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
- Edmund Burke

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith.
- J. William Fulbright

All that is necessary to break the spell
of inertia and frustration is this:
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
- Dorthea Brande

Act as if what you do makes a difference.
It does.
- William James

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years.
To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
- Winston Churchill

Know that happiness is created by the act
of expressing gratitude for all of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is an act of endless forgiveness,
a tender look which becomes a habit.
- Peter Ustinov

The protean nature of the computer is such that it
can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.
- Alan Kay

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate
act that should not be indulged in lightly.
- M. F. K. Fisher

A small compassionate act enlarges the scope of community.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Do you want to know who you are?
Don't ask. Act!
Action will delineate and define you.
- Thomas Jefferson

Loving is the most unmitigated
and courageous act I perform in a day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I never will, by any word or act, bow to the shrine of intolerance
or admit a right of inquiry into the religious opinions of others.
- Thomas Jefferson

Know that the act of smiling makes both you and others happier.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is an act of faith.
- Erich Fromm

The main purpose of life is to live rightly, think rightly, act rightly.
The soul must languish when we give all our thought to the body.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We act as though comfort and luxury
were the chief requirements of life,
when all that we need to make us really happy
is something to be enthusiastic about.
- Charles Kingsley

I claim that human mind or human society
is not divided into watertight compartments
called social, political and religious.
All act and react upon one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Begin to act from your dominion.
Declare the truth by telling yourself
that there is nothing to be afraid of,
that you no longer entertain any images of fear.
- Ernest Holmes

The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act.
- Barbara Sher

The instant formal government is abolished,
society begins to act.
A general association takes place, and common interest
produces common security.
- Thomas Paine

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Bryan White

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe,
nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws,
but the smallest insect, we wish
to be created at once by special act.
- Charles Darwin

When will our consciences grow so tender
that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?
- Eleanor Roosevelt

To be courageous is to act in the face of fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part
of the globe at every moment of time.
- Henry A. Kissinger

We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
- Will Durant (commonly attributed to Aristotle)

Beauty saves.
Beauty heals.
Beauty motivates.
Beauty unites.
Beauty returns us to our origins, and here lies the ultimate act of saving,
of healing, of overcoming dualism.
- Matthew Fox

I Act with Bold Courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It costs you nothing to make another happy -
and you gain your true self through the act of spreading joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society,
and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war
is nothing but an act of murder.
- Albert Einstein

Beauty awakens the soul to act.
- Dante Alighieri

How we think shows through in how we act.
Attitudes are mirrors of the mind.
They reflect thinking.
- David Joseph Schwartz

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India,
history will look upon the act of
depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We are formed and molded by our thoughts.
Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts
give joy when they speak or act.
Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
- The Buddha

Act the way you'd like to be
and soon you'll be the way you act.
- Leonard Cohen

Love is an act of faith,
and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
- Erich Fromm

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us.
So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.
- Maurice Gibb

To live a satisfying life requires two steps...
1. Plan your life goals.
2. Act on your plan - every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only way to deal with an unfree world
is to become so absolutely free
that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
- Albert Camus

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
- Henry Ward Beecher


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