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I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

When you are winning a war
almost everything that happens
can be claimed to be right and wise.
- Winston Churchill

Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks
for everything that happens to you,
knowing that every step forward is a step toward
achieving something bigger and better than your current situation.
- Brian Tracy

What is a miracle? To some, it is an act of God.
To others, something amazing, extraordinary, or unexpected.
To me, Life is a miracle.
Everything that happens is a miracle.
There is no reason for me to exist as I do -
no reason for humanity, the universe, or the laws of Nature.
Energy, mass, gravity and the rest of existence
are all so improbable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Everything that happens is determined by God.
- Muqtada al Sadr

I don't believe in luck.
I believe everything happens for a reason.
- Nelly

So I try not to look too far into the future because
I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
- Carrot Top


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I believe that time destroys everything.
You can take one beautiful apple, red.
After a while, it becomes shrivelled and full of worms,
just like what happens to us.
- Monica Bellucci

Meddling:
Everything that happens in the world, or doesn't happen,
is NOT my responsibility.
There are more than enough things that are my responsibility.
I am responsible for my thoughts, my beliefs, and my actions -
and that is enough.
It does not serve me to mind anyone else's business.
I can only make myself unhappy by trying to second guess
what anyone else thinks or does.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It seems to me that everything that happens to us is
a disconcerting mix of choice and contingency.
- Penelope Lively

I want the reader to feel something is astonishing.
Not the 'what happens,' but the way everything happens.
These long short story fictions do that best,
for me.
- Alice Munro

I am subject to very powerful lows.
When you have highs, you have terrible lows.
When you pinpoint that you are responsible for everything that happens to you,
it is very frightening.
- Jeanne Moreau

All that passes is raised to the dignity of expression;
all that happens is raised to the dignity of meaning.
Everything is either symbol or parable.
- Paul Claudel

Everything happens to me.
I've never had a streak of luck in my life.
- Eddie Slovik

Nothing happens, and nothing happens,
and then everything happens.
- Fay Weldon

Because we do not know when we will die,
we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well.
And yet everything happens only a certain number of times.
And a very small number really.
- Brandon Lee

It's almost like you see too much, because when it happens for real,
everything flies at you so fast, you never get a sense
of the ice and where everyone is at that one moment.
- Steve Yzerman

I think that everything happens for a reason,
everything happens when it's going to happen.
- Lou Reed

Everything that happens once can never happen again.
But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.
- Paulo Coelho

All psychological research is completely barred by
the interpretations of the psychoanalysts.
Everything happens in the unconscious,
and I don't know what this unconscious is.
- Nathalie Sarraute

Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius

I'm not that in control of myself that I could be specific
about exactly the way I'm doing everything as it happens.
I'm just trying my best.
- Sean Lennon

The whole universe is based on rhythms.
Everything happens in circles, in spirals.
- John Hartford

When you're on the ice, you have very little time,
you see very little, and everything happens really quick.
- Steve Yzerman

Generally, my writing is influenced by living,
by absorbing everything that happens to me and my actions.
- Graham Nash

I put everything I can into the mulberry of my mind
and hope that it is going to ferment and make a decent wine.
How that process happens, I'm sorry to tell you I can't describe.
- John Hurt

I don't think you should reprimand your child for everything
you're feeling because for them it's as serious as
when something happens in our day and we get upset about it.
- Nia Long

If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you
leave this world knowing the same,
then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
- Michael Jackson

I'm really starting to think everything happens for a reason.
- Samantha Mumba

I have no regrets in my life.
I think that everything happens to you for a reason.
The hard times that you go through build character,
making you a much stronger person.
- Rita Mero

I believe that everything in life happens for a reason.
- Boris Becker

However, anyone to whom this happens should not leave his room upon awakening,
should speak to no-one, but remain alone and sober
until everything comes back to him,
and he recalls the dream.
- Paracelsus

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times-
everything happens for a reason.
And possibly it does.
I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.
- Jerry Lawler

Actually, I've done it the other way so many times
where you rehearse the band and you do the whole thing with lights,
the show and the crew - everything.
Then you see what happens and you're already committed to dates.
I'm just sort of putting out feelers this way.
- Paul Westerberg

Gradually, everything that happens in the world is
coming to be of interest everywhere in the world,
and, gradually, thoughtful men and women everywhere
are sitting in judgment upon the conduct of all nations.
- Elihu Root

What turned me on then, and turns me on even today -
and when the time comes from me to retire from management
I think I'd still be interested in it -
is that everything that happens in the world affects the price of securities.
- Sanford I. Weill

No one ever talks about the moment you found that you were white.
Or the moment you found out you were black.
That's a profound revelation.
The minute you find that out, something happens.
You have to renegotiate everything.
- Toni Morrison

But, in the name of the experimental method and out of our poor knowledge,
are we really entitled to claim that everything happens by chance,
to the exclusion of all other possibilities?
- Albert Claude

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created
where I'm sort of the thing,
so I have total control over everything that happens.
When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust.
I know things are going to work out.
I don't have those guarantees in life.
There are no consequences on stage.
- Colin Mochrie

The politicians of New York have everything that is
necessary to make proper decisions and they will have
to live with what happens afterwards.
The worst scenario is the politicians covering their
eyes and turning it over to the FBI.
- Tom Hayden

Well, I look at it like this: When you go to a restaurant,
the less you know about what happens in the kitchen,
the more you enjoy your meal.
If the soup tastes good, everything's cool,
and you don't necessarily want to know what's in it.
The same thing holds true with movies.
- Jeffrey Wright

Everything happens for a reason.
I'm used to it, I prepare for it.
Like I say, at the end of the day, those in charge
of their own destiny are going to do what's rights
for them and their family.
- Shaquille O'Neal

So that was Reagan's political problem.
As a rancher in California, he was an environmentalist himself.
But the President of the United States doesn't control
everything that happens in Washington.
- Brian Mulroney

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde

The more he became truly wise,
the more he distrusted everything he knew.
- Voltaire

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

The simple life is everything Vogue isn't.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell [attributed]
(Commissioner, US Patent Office, in 1899)

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Woody Allen

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous

When I see Spirit in everything, Peace is at hand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao Tzu

Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

I Receive ALL of Life with Thanksgiving -
I have gratitude for EVERYTHING
that has ever occurred to bring me to this moment.
I give thanks for the joys and the sufferings,
the moments of peace and the flashes of anger,
the compassion and the indifference,
the roar of my courage and the cold sweat of my fear.
I accept gratefully the entirety of my past and my present life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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