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Funny Winning Quotes
Funny Quotes about Winning

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By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

It's not about winning or losing, but love and respect.
- Max Lucado

Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing.
- Vince Lombardi

Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability,
experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
- Fred Perry


 

What's a good tournament for him? Winning it.
He's good enough.
- Greg Norman

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program
winning the world chess championship.
Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
- Richard Dawkins

When you are winning a war
almost everything that happens
can be claimed to be right and wise.
- Winston Churchill


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If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
- Vince Lombardi

Most people give up just when
they're about to achieve success.
They quit on the one yard line.
They give up at the last minute of the game,
one foot from a winning touch down.
- Ross Perot

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad
that we don't have a system where the losing team has
to pay the winning team's lawyers.
- Carol Burnett

Winning is habit.
Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
- Vince Lombardi

Strength does not come from winning.
Your struggles develop your strengths.
When you go through hardships
and decide not to surrender,
that is strength.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.
- Vince Lombardi

That's what learning is, after all;
not whether we lose the game,
but how we lose and h
ow we've changed because of it
and what we take away from it
that we never had before,
to apply to other games.
Losing, in a curious way, is winning.
- Richard Bach

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.
You don't win once in a while,
you don't do things right once in a while,
you do them right all the time.
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career.
I've lost almost 300 games.
26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed.
- Michael Jordan

It was never about winning medals or being famous.
- Nancy Kerrigan

The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time.
Winning one week at a time.
Never look back and never look ahead.
- Chuck Noll

Getting the nomination is like gravy.
Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy.
- Billy Bob Thornton

These guys who keep on playing but aren't winning,
you've got to sit them down and let them figure it
out and perform a little gut-check on themselves.
- Payne Stewart

Priorities like winning the War on Terror and providing
tax relief that will keep our economy growing strong.
- Dennis Hastert

Even championship-winning teams don't play well all the time.
- Teddy Sheringham

I've never been in a place where winning has hurt the ability to do anything.
- Rahm Emanuel

I would have loved to have played for Joe Gibbs.
Look at his record of winning three Super Bowls.
- John Elway

It was never a policy of the Kent team that the pitch
must be occupied all day after winning the toss.
- Frank Woolley

Your work is first, learning is first,
winning is everything because without it there is nothing.
- Orson Scott Card

From quiet homes and first beginning,
out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning,
but laughter and the love of friends.
- Hilaire Belloc

This club is all about winning trophies and we've got
a chance of bringing the greatest trophy of them all back to Anfield,
so it means a great deal obviously.
- Steven Gerrard

Among the world elite there are a handful of athletes
who are physically capable of winning it.
- Maurice Greene

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz

Every winning streak will have to end sometime.
- Jahangir Khan

Now that I have retired, and even though I wanted to play more,
I can always look back and say that at least I won Wimbledon;
also,
winning the tournament in Rotterdam in 1995.
- Richard Krajicek

The idea of winning a doctor's degree gradually assumed
the aspect of a great moral struggle,
and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me.
- Elizabeth Blackwell

No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games,
no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls,
you're not winning now, so you stink.
- Bill Parcells

I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything
else I've done in my life,
including winning an Oscar.
- Christine Lahti

Designs are increasingly winning competitions because
they are literally green,
and because somewhere they feature a small windmill.
- Rem Koolhaas

Winning Wimbledon was a great feeling and it is still a great feeling.
It has given me so much confidence.
- Goran Ivanisevic

Winning is everything.
- Youlia Maleeva

Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun.
You do that by winning.
- Dave Bristol

The goal of winning is not losing two times in a row.
- Rosabeth Moss Kanter

I was brought up by two people who just said,
Whatever it is you're interested in,
go do it.
There is no winning or losing.
You find out when you do it what the experience is.
- Kurt Russell

Actually, the Kentucky moment was better than winning
the two National Championships,
because it was the epitome of what I try to get from
a team in a crisis situation.
- Mike Krzyzewski

Picture yourself vividly as winning,
and that alone will contribute immeasurably to success.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

I got into the race and people literally laughed.
They thought I had no chance of winning.
- Patrick McHenry

Grandma cheated whenever she could.
She cheated because it was a much more scientific and
surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
- Allan Sherman

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your
wife or your children's feelings,
but I'm making up for that now.
I'm winning my children's trust back.
- Maurice Gibb

Winning in my business is everything.
- Al Unser

Winning teams have the least amount of distractions.
They have a really tight group of people working towards the same common goal.
- Larry Dixon

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
- Dianne Feinstein

I remember winning the first time, you know,
suddenly everybody expects, well, okay,
now he should win every time he tees it up,
win six tournaments.
- Retief Goosen

I was a fighter and very determined.
There was no way I was going to back out without winning.
- Christine Lahti

The pressure began to mount as I kept winning every
time and people were anxious to see if I could be beaten.
- Jahangir Khan

Winning isn't worthwhile unless one has something finer and nobler behind it.
- Amos A. Stagg

Winning the Revolutionary War, or the Civil War,
or World War II were the turning points in our history,
the sine qua non of our forward progress.
- Stephen Ambrose

I wish I could give you a lot of advice,
based on my experience of winning political debates.
But I don't have that experience.
My only experience is at losing them.
- Richard M. Nixon

I'm competitive with myself, but not with other people.
I set goals for myself.
I don't really care about winning or losing as long as I do my best.
- Lucas Grabeel

As years go by, chances of winning here are getting slimmer.
That's just a matter of fact.
It does get tougher, but it's possible,
there's a tiny little chance.
- Stefan Edberg

I've been looking at companies that are on a positive path vs.
a negative path and I've come to use the language of sports,
winning streaks and losing streaks.
- Rosabeth Moss Kanter

The thrill isn't in the winning, it's in the doing.
- Chuck Noll

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you
wind up looking like a bum.
- Jack Kemp

You will never know the feeling of a driver when winning a race.
The helmet hides feelings that cannot be understood.
- Ayrton Senna

I do not think that winning is the most important thing.
I think winning is the only thing.
- Bill Veeck

I would never say one was more important or more gratifying
than the next because there's a tremendous amount of work,
as you know, that goes into winning a cup.
- Mark Messier

I know that I am leaving the winning side for the losing side,
but it is better to die on the losing side than to live under Communism.
- Whittaker Chambers

Realistically, we could aim for the top three in the
constructors championship.
Realistically, we could look at winning more races.
Three race wins would be very satisfying.
- Damon Hill

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting
killed in an automobile crash.
It always happens to somebody else.
- Allan Sherman

We were succeeding.
When you looked at specifics, this became a war of attrition.
We were winning.
- William Westmoreland

Winning is the science of being totally prepared.
- George Allen, Sr.

A champion is afraid of losing.
Everyone else is afraid of winning.
- Billie Jean King

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character.
- John Wooden


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