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The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

You know the only people who are always sure about
the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
- Bill Cosby

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

Wisdom is the power to put our time and our knowledge to the proper use.
- Thomas J. Watson


 

There are six components of wellness:
proper weight and diet,
proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit,
control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

The proper study of mankind is the science of design.
- Herbert Simon

The proper means of increasing the love we bear our
native country is to reside some time in a foreign one.
- William Shenstone


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What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman
in the midst of this world,
where each person is clinging to his piece of debris?
What's the proper salutation between people
as they pass each other in this flood?
- The Buddha

I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze
than it should be stifled by dry rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor,
every atom of me in magnificent glow,
than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time.
- Jack London

What are the proper grounds for joy?
Is it circumstance which will
determine the stature of my spirit?
Ah, no. It is choice. It is always a choice -
in the face of any event - for joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't think you can attain total awareness and whole enlightenment
without proper discipline and practice. This is egomania.
Appropriate rituals channel your emotions
and life energy toward the light.
Without the discipline to practice them,
you will tumble constantly backward into darkness.
- Lao Tzu

The Creator has not thought proper
to mark those in the forehead
who are of stuff to make good generals.
We are first, therefore, to seek them blindfold,
and then let them learn the trade
at the expense of great losses.
- Thomas Jefferson

The questions of philosophy proper are human desires
and fears and aspirations -
human emotions -
taking an intellectual form.
- Chauncey Wright

The proper balance between individual liberty and central
authority is a very ancient problem.
- Arthur Keith

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory;
it is one of the happiest marriages on earth,
and one of the shortest lived.
- Bernard De Voto

It is proper that the federal government help alleviate
short-term disruptions and price spikes such as those
brought about by Hurricane Katrina.
- Mel Martinez

We should restore a proper balance in environmental
regulation and energy production that is based on common sense,
not political agendas.
- Mac Thornberry

We need to fashion policies with proper incentives
to reduce the amount of carbon we are putting in the atmosphere.
- William Ruckelshaus

The proper route to an understanding of the world is
an examination of our errors about it.
- Errol Morris

I went from elementary school to proper training,
operatic training, and I went on to the Motown University
and learned a lot of things from some wonderful people.
- Martha Reeves

This was something that was obsessing me and creating a writer's block.
To get involved and get stuck in, get the proper information
about what's going on has really helped.
- Thom Yorke

It is impossible for our working people to maintain
their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining
a sufficient supply of fat,
allotted to them on a proper basis.
- Paul von Hindenburg

Judges need to restrict themselves to the proper resolution of the case before them.
They need to avoid the temptation to set broad policy.
- Mike DeWine

Absent scandal, a federal judge can serve for decades on the bench,
underscoring the importance of appointing judges who
have a proper understanding of their constitutional role.
- Paul Weyrich

There is no Senate rule governing the proper uses of the filibuster.
- Tony Snow

But there is only one surefire method of proper pattern recognition,
and that is science.
- Michael Shermer

Life itself is the proper binge.
- Julia Child

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out
on stage and felt the fear.
- Johnny Vegas

Y'all are so cute and y'all talk so proper over here.
I love England.
- Beyonce Knowles

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up,
a sound set of values - and witnesses.
- Franklin P. Jones

The Supreme Court is not elected, and it is therefore
not a proper arbiter of social policy.
- Lamar S. Smith

When it comes to social consequences,
they've got all different people acting in different ways,
very difficult to even have a proper criterion of success.
So, it's a difficult task.
- George Soros

No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.
- Henry Ward Beecher

A good stance and posture reflect a proper state of mind.
- Morihei Ueshiba

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper,
and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make
proper judgements about what is going on.
- Harry S. Truman

To pay attention, this is our endless and proper work.
- Mary Oliver

Men and women want to do a good job,
and if they are provided the proper environment,
they will do so.
- William Reddington Hewlett

It may be proper to observe, that I had now passed
the utmost frontier of the white settlements on that border.
- William Bartram

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Now Herod was an active man, and soon found proper
materials for his active spirit to work upon.
- Flavius Josephus

It's precisely the disappointing stories,
which have no proper ending and therefore no proper meaning,
that sound true to life.
- Max Frisch

Far too often animals are put to sleep when they could
be saved through proper care and nursing.
- Louis Leakey

I have the fault of being a little more sincere than is proper.
- Moliere

Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains,
losses and disappointments; but let us have patience
and we soon shall see them in their proper figures.
- Joseph Addison

We were not treated by our own government as proper
human beings and consequently,
some outsiders did not regard us as the same kind of humans as themselves.
- Jung Chang

It is incumbent upon us to respond to the unique needs
of military women and ensure they receive proper care
during the first year following childbirth.
- Susan Collins

Some people may get in to the building without the
proper passes and things,
but I think that's the price you pay for being an open
place for people to come.
- Margo MacDonald

Judges ought to be more leaned than witty,
more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident.
Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.
- Francis Bacon

The proper reply to right wing religiosity is not to
insist that politics and religion don't mix.
This is the stock response of the left.
- Christopher Lasch

Larger deficits are necessary and proper means to mitigate
unemployment as the far greater evil in terms of human welfare.
- William Vickrey

But again, I put in my time with Marvel and DC so there
was that period of my life of trying to learn how to
draw and tell stories in a proper fashion.
- Todd McFarlane

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building.
I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
- Ronald Biggs

If we were all determined to play the first violin
we should never have an ensemble.
therefore, respect every musician in his proper place.
- Robert Schumann

The proper study of mankind is books.
- Aldous Huxley

Photography does not create eternity,
as art does; it embalms time, rescuing it simply from its proper corruption.
- Andre Bazin

We're introducing separate rooms with double beds in
all of our planes so people can actually go with their
partner and have a proper night's sleep.
- Richard Branson

Our deeds disguise us.
People need endless time to try on their deeds,
until each knows the proper deeds for him to do.
But every day, every hour, rushes by.
There is no time.
- John Locke

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
- Jean de la Bruyere

If the fans want me out, I'll put my hands up and leave.
Like a proper man.
I won't make excuses, I'll leave.
- Paul Gascoigne

If you dream the proper dreams, and share the myths with people,
they will want to grow up to be like you.
- Ray Bradbury

America knows it has got to deal with its deficit problems so that it,
too, can promise it is making its proper and best contributions to the world economy.
- Gordon Brown

So popular is the naval service the only embarrassment
is that men volunteer so rapidly we have to work overtime to give them hardy,
adequate housing and proper training.
- Josephus Daniels

In all our deeds, the proper value and respect for
time determines success or failure.
- Malcolm X

For most men, life is a search for the proper manila
envelope in which to get themselves filed.
- Clifton Fadiman

Most people, no doubt, when they espouse human rights,
make their own mental reservations about the proper
application of the word human.
- Suzanne Lafollette

There was nothing then but the revelation of the spirit-of
God that could make any of the Israelites understand
and believe that he was their proper Messiah.
- Elias Hicks

The proper study of Mankind is Man.
- Alexander Pope

A well balanced, inclusive approach,
according to certain standards and ideals,
is essential for the proper governance of any country.
- Laisenia Qarase

The generality have considered that disease is but
a confused and disordered effort in Nature,
thrown down from her proper state, and defending herself in vain.
- Thomas Sydenham

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper
to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful
and entertaining authors.
- David Viscott

Mere access to the courthouse doors does not by itself
assure a proper functioning of the adversary process.
- Thurgood Marshall


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