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Funny Behavior Quotes
Funny Quotes about Behavior

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No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

It is an open question whether any behavior
based on fear of eternal punishment
can be regarded as ethical
or should be regarded as merely cowardly.
- Margaret Mead

Guilt is about actions or behavior;
while shame is about the self.
- "Dr. Sanity"

We've got to put a lot of money into changing behavior.
- Bill Gates


 

Campaign behavior for wives:
Always be on time.
Do as little talking as humanly possible.
Lean back in the parade car
so everybody can see the president.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman
in the midst of this world,
where each person is clinging to his piece of debris?
What's the proper salutation between people
as they pass each other in this flood?
- The Buddha

Normal social behavior requires that we be able to
recognize identities in spite of change.
Unless we can do so, there can be no human society as we know it.
- Kenneth L. Pike


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Government is an unnecessary evil.
Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their own behavior,
can cooperate on a basis of mutual trust and helpfulness.
- Fred Woodworth

Life cannot be lived fully or joyfully if
our thoughts are focused on regretting the past,
preoccupied with anticipating the future,
or lost in the mind-fog of unconscious habitual behavior.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns,
do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior,
that they are so united to creative people.
- Andre Norton

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him,
and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
- Moliere

We do not consider patriotism desirable if it contradicts civilized behavior.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

I always say centered food equals centered behavior.
- Marilu Henner

If you have an emotional reaction in the presence of someone,
your heart is telling you that you have
not resolved your issues with them.
In other words, you have not truly forgiven that person.
All of this begs the question, how do we forgive?
First, cease lying to yourself and stop telling yourself stories
about why you behave the way you do.
Stop blaming your behavior on other people
and take responsibility for your emotional reactions.
If you could forgive all the people in your life
who have hurt or wounded you
it would be possible to be in control of your behavior
instead of being in reaction to other people all of the time.
Imagine living life without experiencing
a constant emotional roller-coaster of pain, anger, and jealousy!
That would be bliss!
- Sheri Rosenthal

The attitude is very important.
Because, your behavior radiates how you feel.
- Lou Ferrigno

Whether or not we believe in survival of consciousness after death,
reincarnation, and karma, it has very serious implications for our behavior.
- Stanislav Grof

'm really proud of it.
To me, it's a movie about character behavior and the
pecking order of the pack,
as well as the central character's massive survival guilt.
- Dwight Yoakam

Most of the Ten Commandments are negative.
The purpose of law is not to mandate good behavior.
That concept comes from the French Revolution.
- Randall Terry

Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks,
feels, or believes.
- Emily Dickinson

When new turns of behavior cease to appear in the life of the individual,
its behavior ceases to be intelligent.
- Thomas Carlyle

Music is part of us, and either ennobles or degrades our behavior.
- Boethius

The squeeze machine is not going to cure anybody,
but it may help them relax; and a relaxed person will
usually have better behavior.
- Temple Grandin

Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity.
- Henry S. Haskins

It's better to hang out with people better than you.
Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours
and you'll drift in that direction.
- Warren Buffett

So to hope to be able to have peace,
to be able to have justice and environmental balance,
are consequences of our behavior, not just our intentions.
- Godfrey Reggio

Human behavior is incredibly pliable,
plastic.
- Philip Zimbardo

In a single moment, we witnessed the worst of human behavior.
And in the next, the very best of human behavior.
And even more, we witnessed the tremendous spirit of Americans.
- Jane D. Hull

We are coming out of a century that was taught that
one way of looking at the world,
that one form of behavior, is as valid as another.
The idea of true evil has been blown away.
- Dean Koontz

A second reason why science cannot replace judgement
is the behavior of financial markets.
- Martin Feldstein

Welfare distorts behavior, makes one less personally
responsible and reduces the role of private charity.
This principle applies to corporate welfare.
- Larry Elder

All forms of self-defeating behavior are unseen and unconscious,
which is why their existence is denied.
- Vernon Howard

At its best, entertainment is going to be a subjective
thing that can't win for everyone,
while at worst, a particular game just becomes a random
symbol for petty tribal behavior.
- John Carmack

Generally, cars were not built to sit on dealer lots.
It encourages the wrong kind of behavior in the whole system.
- Rick Wagoner

The most perfect expression of human behavior is a string quartet.
- Jeffrey Tate

To understand why dictators have a problem with making peace -
or at least a genuine peace -
the link between the nature of a regime and its external
behavior must be understood.
- Natan Sharansky

Money is not our primary aim.
Changing the behavior and the practice of the gun industry is.
- Marc Morial

Your desired behavior must become just as much a habit
as your undesired behavior was before.
- Mike Hawkins

The civilizing process has increased the distance between
behavior and the impulse life of the animal body.
- Shoshana Zuboff

But behavior in the human being is sometimes a defense,
a way of concealing motives and thoughts,
as language can be a way of hiding your thoughts and
preventing communication.
- Abraham Maslow

I hope that there are no persons that would want to
think ill of me in any direction or any behavior.
- Diahann Carroll

Everybody experiences far more than he understands.
Yet it is experience, rather than understanding,
that influences behavior.
- Marshall McLuhan

Today, children are watching more and more television,
and are bombarded over and over with images and content
that have the potential to dramatically influence their behavior.
- Tim Murphy

I started to call myself a rational therapist in 1955;
later I used the term rational emotive.
Now I call myself a rational emotive behavior therapist.
- Albert Ellis

The quality of moral behavior varies in inverse ratio
to the number of human beings involved.
- Aldous Huxley

There was no difference between the behavior of a god
and the operations of pure chance.
- Thomas Pynchon

Human behavior in the midst of hardship caught my attention very early on,
and my first stories were all pictures,
no words.
- Wally Lamb

So one of the most unique things on screen in American
movies today is everyday behavior.
- Alan Rudolph

The zeal, bravery, and good behavior of the officers
and men on the night of June 30,
and during July 1, was commendable in the extreme.
- John Buford

Testifying has helped me understand that one individual's
behavior and actions make a difference.
That my actions are important to people other than myself.
- Anita Hill

Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled
essence of our past behavior.
- Logan P. Smith

All the great legends are Templates for human behavior.
I would define a myth as a story that has survived.
- John Boorman

I've been trying to avoid goal-oriented behavior.
- Laurie Anderson

Aggression is the most common behavior used by many organizations,
a nearly invisible medium that influences all decisions and actions.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

There is no such thing as inner peace.
There is only nervousness or death.
Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
- Fran Lebowitz

The difficulty we have in accepting responsibility
for our behavior lies in the desire to avoid the pain
of the consequences of that behavior.
- M. Scott Peck

Situational variables can exert powerful influences over human behavior,
more so that we recognize or acknowledge.
- Philip Zimbardo

Mindless habitual behavior is the enemy of innovation.
- Rosabeth Moss Kanter

Rational behavior requires theory.
Reactive behavior requires only reflex action.
- W. Edwards Deming

I don't always like my own behavior.
I haven't known anyone who is perfect all the time.
- Jennifer Connelly

Behavior which appears superficially correct but is
intrinsically corrupt always irritates those who see below the surface.
- James Bryant Conant

The contradictions are what make human behavior so
maddening and yet so fascinating,
all at the same time.
- Joan D. Vinge

The behavior of men to the lower animals,
and their behavior to each other, bear a constant relationship.
- Herbert Spencer

The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society,
relationship to work and relationship to sex.
- Alfred Adler

These censorship people think something is going to
promote behavior in people.
- Max Cannon

I like analyzing human behavior.
It's complex.
That's what keeps me going.
- Julia Stiles

So obviously, any religion embodies some form of rules
and expectations for behavior,
and even sometimes consequences, and they don't want to hear any of that.
- Pat Boone

Evil is not to be traced back to the individual but
to the collective behavior of humanity.
- Reinhold Niebuhr

A country should be defended not by arms,
but by ethical behavior.
- Vinoba Bhave

Desperate? That can be a justification for all kinds of behavior.
- Jessica Walter

We must not demonstrate any arrogance,
and we must refrain from any irrational or undemocratic behavior.
- Chen Shui-bian

Genocide is an attempt to exterminate a people,
not to alter their behavior.
- Jack Schwartz


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