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Funny Quotes about Stupid

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A word to the wise ain't necessary -
it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)


 

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Everybody is a genius.
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- Albert Einstein

Think of how stupid the average person is,
and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin


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People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

Stupid is as stupid does.
- the movie Forrest Gump (1994)

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

An instructed and intelligent people
are always more decent and orderly
than an ignorant and stupid one.
- Adam Smith

It is one of the blessings of old friends
that you can afford to be stupid with them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly,
stupid or intelligent.
We love because we love.
- Honore de Balzac

Success in almost any field depends more on energy
and drive than it does on intelligence.
This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
- Sloan Wilson

There are only two races on this planet -
the intelligent and the stupid.
- John Fowles

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid,
but most stupid people are conservatives.
- John Stuart Mill

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid;
if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.
- Tony Rothman

If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus

Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible.
I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.
- Debi Thomas

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of
questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just
in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams

Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono

I've made a lot of stupid action films.
But when we made The Matrix, we saw that people wanted more than that.
- Joel Silver

Any girl can look glamorous...
just stand there and look stupid.
- Doris Day

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without
thinking about getting shot at,
then you really are a fool.
- James Blunt

One has to be foolish or irredeemably stupid to believe
that anything good can come to Europe from the land of presumed opportunity.
- Julius Streicher

I think it would be stupid for us to try and tell people
who are dancing in a discotheque about the problems of the world.
That is the very thing they have come away to avoid.
- Giorgio Moroder

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is
I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
- Kathy Griffin

We're giving our freedoms away.
The American experiment was about freedom.
Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail,
freedom to succeed.
- Glenn Beck

Wherever there's money, there's drugs,
so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.
- Dennis Rodman

You know, I'd love to do a Maxim shoot.
But I'm not going to do it, because that's just stupid to do.
- Christy Romano

Men know everything - all of them - all the time -
no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.
- Andrea Dworkin

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too
much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.
- Robert Anton Wilson

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman
is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than
one is and no one is surprised.
- Freya Stark

Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes.
It was one of the two or three times in my life that
I've done something that I knew was wrong.
- Trevor Horn

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man,
the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
- Sun Tzu

Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty.
When I am honest I never feel stupid.
And when I am honest I am automatically humble.
- Hugh Prather

Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure
I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana.
- Slavoj Zizek

One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is,
you always make the white people stupid and racist.
The point is, they don't know they're racist.
- Hal Holbrook

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
- John Wayne

Society is not a disease, it is a disaster.
What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.
- Emile M. Cioran

I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.
- Pierre Salinger

People aren't as stupid as the politicians think.
More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote,
rejecting the role of compulsory constituent.
- Bob Black

Memo to White House: Calling voters stupid is not a winning strategy.
- Karl Rove

You can't hold the record forever, and I know that.
I'm not stupid.
- Janet Jackson

The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience,
the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

The Postfix security model is based on keeping software simple and stupid.
- Wietse Venema

The worst mistake I made was that stupid,
suburban prejudice of anti-Semitism.
- Ezra Pound

I actually got the part.
And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while.
I'll just quit if it's stupid.
- Rob Corddry

It's a bit embarrassing watching myself,
but I couldn't get someone else to play me,
that would've been stupid.
- Sean Lennon

How is it that little children are so intelligent and
men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
- Alexandre Dumas

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like.
If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.
- Rob Schneider

I mean people up here aren't stupid,
I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement
at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
- Doug Ose

People aren't stupid.
I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent.
Now it's 4 _ percent.
We've got 1/4 million jobs that we've created.
- Bill Weld

Don't let people treat you like you're stupid.
If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
- Sinbad

My definition of an educated man is the fellow who
knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done.
You can be sincere and still be stupid.
- Charles Kettering

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences
of interest between different nations.
- George H. Mead

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three
requirements for happiness,
though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
- Gustave Flaubert

That's the hard part about sport: as men we haven't
started to be in our prime,
but as athletes we are old people.
I needed support.
I lost trust and did stupid things.
- Boris Becker

No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the
wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time -
but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.
- Charles E. Wilson

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does.
The stupid things you do, you regret...
if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them,
maybe you're stupid.
- Katharine Hepburn

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought,
Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
- Kirstie Alley

I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.
- Jackie Chan

This is a Disaster.
This isn't something somebody can control.
We ain't stuck on stupid.
- Russel Honore

Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown...
they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!
- Anna Freud

When you're young, you're stupid.
- Wendy Hiller

I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia,
which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort
of knew what I wanted to do,
more or less.
- Diane Cilento

One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary,
and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
- Thomas Mann

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult,
but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.
- Kevin Mitnick


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