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I am not the same having seen the moon shine
on the other side of the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Every man thinks God is on his side.
- Jean Anouilh


 

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain

Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists,
but working side by side to take us around the unknown curve.
- Lillian Smith


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Fear is the path to the dark side.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
- Yoda, character in Star Wars movie

He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
- John Stuart Mill, On Liberty (1859)

Feeling good about government is like looking on the
bright side of any catastrophe.
When you quit looking on the bright side,
the catastrophe is still there.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I've always supported myself.
I like the sense of knowing exactly where I stand financially,
but there is a side of me that longs for a knight in shining armor.
- Barbara Feldon

Ultimately we know deeply that the other side
of every fear is a freedom.
- Marilyn Ferguson

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

My parents and my grandfather on my mom's side would travel the earth.
They went to Australia and China, and they went to
probably every soccer game I ever played.
- Brandi Chastain

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone.
To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story.
When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
- Adam Sandler

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects
and potential hazards also escalate.
- Alvin Toffler

As a governor, I am naturally inclined to focus on
the domestic side of protecting the United States.
- Bill Owens

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

Who forces time is pushed back by time;
who yields to time finds time on his side.
- The Talmud

Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What I worry about would be that you essentially have two chambers,
the House and the Senate, but you have simply,
majoritarian, absolute power on either side.
And that's just not what the founders intended.
- Barack Obama

Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right
to kill me because he lives on the other side of a
river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine,
though I have not quarrelled with him?
- Blaise Pascal

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

The grass is not always greener
on the other side of the fence.
Fences have nothing to do with it.
The grass is greenest where it is watered.
When crossing over fences, carry water with you
and tend the grass wherever you may be.
- Anonymous

If you are neutral in situations of injustice,
you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse
and you say that you are neutral,
the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
- Desmond Tutu

My concern is not whether God is on our side;
my greatest concern is to be on God's side,
for God is always right.
- Abraham Lincoln

Once the realization is accepted that even between
the closest human beings infinite distances continue,
a wonderful living side by side can grow,
if they succeed in loving the distance between them
which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Amin knew that neither West nor East would criticize
him for fear that he would support the other side.
He felt he was untouchable and he said so openly.
- Ryszard Kapuscinski

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows
on our side of the field and not theirs.
- Tommy Lasorda

In a way, the American side descended to Saddam's level,
which happens often in these types of circumstances.
That is why the people in Iraq do not accept the current state of affairs.
- Dario Fo

I don't stand for the black man's side,
I don' t stand for the white man's side.
I stand for God's side.
- Bob Marley

Sometimes some of these little side excursions are
useful and I manage to fit them in the book somewhere.
- Jack Vance

Diplomacy in general does not resolve conflicts.
Wars end not due to peace processes,
but due to one side giving up.
- Daniel Pipes

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because
your opponent has taken the right side.
- Baltasar Gracian

I think all of those things, but certainly the booze
really brought out the really unreasonable side of me,
and I just didn't want to revisit that place again.
- Rick Allen

For the Russian masses, the proletarians,
knew for certain, and already saw during the war,
and in part before their very eyes, that the peasants
would soon be on their side.
- Herman Gorter

I have always been fascinated by dark and mysterious stuff.
I guess I have a pretty dark and gloomy side.
Writing songs saves me from going completely gonzo.
- Gavin Rossdale

We had the skirts with the slits up the side,
sort of tough, sort of Spanish Harlem cool,
but sweet too.
- Ronnie Spector

I was very much on the mathematical side,
where you probably do your best work before you're forty-five.
Having passed that significant date,
I thought I would do something else.
- John Polkinghorne

Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be a friend to man.
- Sam Walter Foss

It shows 'us vs. them,' and I'm on the 'us' side.
- Dan Quayle

John's time and effort were, in the main,
spent on pretty honorable stuff.
As for the other side, well, nobody's perfect,
nobody's Jesus.
And look what they did to him.
- Paul McCartney

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.
The glass is always half empty.
And cracked.
And I just cut my lip on it.
And chipped a tooth.
- Janeane Garofalo

To Koreans on the other side, we care about your freedom.
- Kim Y. Sam

Being on Ozzfest has been a great way for us to break
out and show metal fans that we have a heavy side.
- Adam Rich

I think if Tottenham are going to be top four side,
the fans and the club will need to get away from the
philosophy of 'pretty football',
that's got to go.
- Alan Hansen

They stayed by my side the whole time -
my teammates,
family and all the fans.
- William Green

And if you have high cholesterol, you would feel the
same as if you had low cholesterol because there are no side effects,
no symptoms of having high cholesterol.
- Mark Spitz

Will we fight or will we retreat? That is the question that is posed to us.
Some of my friends on the other side of the aisle often
refer to Iraq as a distraction.
- John Boehner

I think we all have a little dark side we keep under wraps.
- Fred Savage

Knowing what I do now, I don't know if I'd ever have
the balls to go to film school,
with no connections and no knowledge of the business side at all.
- Michael Patrick Jann

It is not worth the paper it is written on unless it
is backed by the kind of force that will make the other
side consider the penalties too heavy to break the agreement.
- Yitzhak Rabin

If you have God on your side, everything becomes clear.
- Ayrton Senna

There's a hunger and a fervor that I have,
but there's no person I'm going to push to the side to get where I'm going.
I want to create my own road.
- Drew Barrymore

It's a terrible thing to go through life thinking that
you have a rock on your side when you haven't.
- Maria Callas

Military strength in reserve is better than military
strength being reigned upon the other side including
all of its innocent civilians.
- Theodore C. Sorensen

The Promised Land always lies on the other side of a Wilderness.
- Henry Ellis

Maybe I am not very human - what I wanted to do was
to paint sunlight on the side of a house.
- Edward Hopper

I said on the equality side of it, that it is essential
to a woman's equality with man that she be the decision-maker,
that her choice be controlling.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

From the first moment on the set I was consumed with
curiousity about the technical side of shooting a sound picture.
- Gloria Swanson

Painting is the aesthetic side of the object but it has never been original,
has never been its own goal.
- Kazimir Malevich

The story of my life is about back entrances,
side doors, secret elevators and other ways of getting
in and out of places so that people won't bother me.
- Greta Garbo

There's probably one more story about Bosnia that I'd like to do,
because I spent a fair amount of time on the Serb side of the lines,
which isn't apparent in the other books.
- Joe Sacco

In war, whichever side may call itself the victor,
there are no winners, but all are losers.
- Neville Chamberlain

Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination:
both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation,
and one leads to the other.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

On the whole, I am on the side of the unregenerate
who affirms the worth of life as an end in itself,
as against the saints who deny it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

When it comes to making decisions, I will come down
on the side of Nebraska every time.
If I have to choose between the White House and the farmhouse,
I choose the farmhouse.
- Ben Nelson

Irish is the prominent nationality in the family,
but beyond that, I really don't know.
I see a lot of artistic or creative influence coming
through on my mother's side.
- William Wiley

We do not have to accept the world as we find it.
And we have a responsibility to leave our world a better
place and never walk by on the other side of injustice.
- Ed Miliband


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