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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung


 

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche


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True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation
of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
- Winston Churchill

A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

Those of true faith don't require guaranteed security.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

However rare true love may be,
it is less so than true friendship.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Intolerance is itself a form of violence
and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

A true "moral compass" never points toward discrimination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can keep him from lynching me,
and I think that's pretty important.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A system of morality which is based
on relative emotional values
is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception
which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.
- Socrates

What is true of the individual will be
tomorrow true of the whole nation
if individuals will but refuse to lose heart and hope.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

True friendship is a plant of slow growth,
and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity
before it is entitled to the appellation.
- George Washington

Once you have mastered time,
you will understand how true it is that
most people overestimate what
they can accomplish in a year -
and underestimate what
they can achieve in a decade!
- Tony Robbins

Be true to thyself.
- William Shakespeare
(paraphrase of Shakespeare's famous quote)

There are certain pursuits which,
if not wholly poetic and true,
do at least suggest a nobler and finer
relation to nature than we know.
The keeping of bees, for instance.
- Henry David Thoreau

True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
- George Washington

You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach

Smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Compassion and generosity must be the heart of any true religion.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west;
people create distinctions out of their own minds
and then believe them to be true.
- The Buddha

We censor our actions, but
our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone
who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson

In true friendship, one can express
anything and everything without feeling ashamed
or afraid of being rejected.
- Aparna Chatterjee

Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common.
Celebrate it every day.
- Anonymous

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley

Know that you do not need anyone's permission
to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship can afford true knowledge.
It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
- Henry David Thoreau

"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize
how little we understand about life,
ourselves, and the world around us.
- Socrates


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