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The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln


 

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
- Mother Teresa

Anybody who has been seriously engaged is scientific
work of any kind realizes that over the entrance to
the gates of the temple of science are written the words:
'Ye must have faith.'
- Max Planck


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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
- W. C. Fields

You can't trust anybody with power.
- Newt Gingrich

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

I auditioned on my own.
I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help,
not even Mom's.
- Kate Hudson

The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives
is to think we work for anybody but ourselves.
- Brian Tracy

Love is like a virus.
It can happen to anybody at any time.
- Maya Angelou

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be
left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.
- Frank Moore Colby

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe,
deserves your love and affection.
- The Buddha

The scenes on this field would have cured anybody of war.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

I cannot teach anybody anything.
I can only make them think.
- Socrates

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend,
but it requires a very fine nature
to sympathize with a friend's success.
- Oscar Wilde

Treat your password like your toothbrush.
Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
- Clifford Stoll

I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most...
I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it.
- William J. Clinton

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow

Stand with anybody that stands right,
stand with him while he is right
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything.
And that is by making the other person want to do it.
- Dale Carnegie

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you.
Never excuse yourself.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I want my baby to look like you.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
- Salvador Dali

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy,
hasn't got money.
- David Geffen

You don't need anybody to tell you
who you are or what you are.
You are what you are!
- John Lennon

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
- Will Rogers

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone
who is more deserving of your
love and affection than you are yourself,
and that person is not to be found anywhere.
You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe
deserve your love and affection.
- The Buddha

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true.
I am not bound to succeed,
but I am bound to live by the light that I have.
I must stand with anybody that stands right,
and stand with him while he is right,
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

Anybody can become angry - that is easy,
but to be angry with the right person and to the right
degree and at the right time and for the right purpose,
and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.
- Aristotle

Here's what I tell anybody and this is what I believe.
The greatest gift we have is the gift of life.
We understand that.
That comes from our Creator.
We're given a body.
Now you may not like it, but you can maximize that
body the best it can be maximized.
- Mike Ditka

Anybody who claims to read the entire paper every day
is either the world's fastest reader or the world's biggest liar.
- Arthur Ochs Sulzberger

I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.
- Jim Garrison

Never had any mathematical conversations with anybody,
because there was nobody else in my field.
- Alonzo Church

Creativity is more than just being different.
Anybody can plan weird; that's easy.
What's hard is to be as simple as Bach.
Making the simple, awesomely simple,
that's creativity.
- Charles Mingus

Well, I am not 100 percent sure of the definition of polemic,
but it wasn't meant to convince anybody of anything.
- Art Spiegelman

I so much appreciate it when anybody tries to make
something and tries to be an artist -
I'm happy to see the work.
- Laurie Anderson

I don't think I should have been married...
to anybody.
- Mercedes McCambridge

Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point.
they've thought murder.
The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major.
- Oliver Stone

I've never met a genius.
A genius to me is someone who does well at something he hates.
Anybody can do well at something he loves -
it's just a question of finding the subject.
- Clint Eastwood

I personally am opposed to abortion,
but I will not judge anybody else's right in that regard
because I am not a woman and I could never face the actual reality of it.
- Martin Sheen

I'm proud to be here as a man that has played first
base more than anybody in the game of baseball.
- Eddie Murray

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid,
I wanna grow up and be a critic.
- Richard Pryor

Ruth was probably the greatest athlete to perform in any sport.
Never has there been anybody like him.
- George Steinbrenner

I believe, in my prime, I could have fought with anybody alive.
- Rocky Marciano

Anybody can do anything he wants to if he wants to do it badly enough.
- Theodore Sturgeon

In the United States there is more space where nobody
is than where anybody is.
That is what makes America what it is.
- Gertrude Stein

I'd never kill myself for a man.
I wouldn't do it for anybody.
- Imogen Cunningham

Anybody who informs on other people is doing something
disturbing and even disgusting.
- Elia Kazan

What if you could be anything, or anybody,
you chose to be? Think about it.
What would you choose to be?
- Nido Qubein

I made the tenor sax - there's nobody plays like me
and I don't play like anybody else.
- Coleman Hawkins

I think anybody with any intelligence sits down and
sees Star Trek not a kids' show.
- Nichelle Nichols

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.
- Dizzy Dean

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie.
And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't
care what anybody thinks of him.
- Mike Myers

I did everything.
I ran my life exactly as I wanted to,
all the time.
I never listened to anybody.
I'm pig-headed.
- Michael Caine

I would recommend anybody who gets a chance to see short track skating,
make it a point to go out there when Apolo is skating
because you won't see anybody better.
- Eric Heiden

Just because I'm talking about something that might
have been a sad or painful situation doesn't mean that
I'm sad or tortured 24 hours a day any more than anybody else is.
- Lucinda Williams

Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we're all misfits,
so we ended up on stage or in the audience.
- Patti LuPone

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates

I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
- A. J. Liebling

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
- Jack Nicholson

I'm not the type of person who goes through all this effort for a movie,
and then doesn't care if anybody sees it.
I want them to see it, and I want them to see it on the big screen.
- Andy Garcia

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to
go to hell in his own way.
- Robert Frost

When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
- William Gilbert

Miles' sessions were not typical of anybody else's sessions.
They were totally unique.
- Herbie Hancock

I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like,
then I turn into like this five-year-old kindergartener in a sandbox.
- Jonathan Bennett

I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.
- Bette Davis

I haven't leaked anything to anybody.
They are wrong!
- W. Mark Felt


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