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Funny Moon Quotes
Funny Quotes about Moon

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I am not the same having seen the moon shine
on the other side of the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain

Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
you'll land among the stars.
- Les Brown

In a very real sense, it will not be one man going to the moon,
it will be an entire nation.
For all of us must work to put him there.
- John F. Kennedy


 

When I admire the wonders of a sunset
or the beauty of the moon,
my soul expands in the worship of the creator.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The youth gets together his materials
to build a bridge to the moon,
or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth,
and, at length, the middle-aged man
concludes to build a woodshed with them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon,
and the stars, and the sun.
- John Lennon


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From now on we live in a world where man has walked on the Moon.
It's not a miracle; we just decided to go.
- Tom Hanks

Three things cannot be long hidden:
the sun, the moon, and the truth.
- The Buddha

Wine and cheese are ageless companions,
like aspirin and aches, or June and moon,
or good people and noble ventures.
- M. F. K. Fisher

We need to find God, and he cannot
be found in noise and restlessness.
God is the friend of silence.
See how nature - trees, flowers, grass-
grows in silence; see the stars,
the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...
We need silence to be able to touch souls.
- Mother Teresa

I promise to be an excellent husband,
but give me a wife who, like the moon,
will not appear every day in my sky.
- Anton Chekhov

Another thing that I don't like to do is show too much how it goes.
I do it once in a blue moon.
Sometimes there are lessons when I don't pick up a violin at all.
- Itzhak Perlman

Aim for the moon.
If you miss, you may hit a star.
- W. Clement Stone

We constantly learn new lessons up here.
The experiences we gather will enable us to establish
a long-term station on the moon and to go on to Mars.
- John Phillips

If we can send a man to the moon, then why don't we send a woman?
- Kylie Bax

The moon and other celestial bodies should be free
for exploration and use by all countries.
No country should be permitted to advance a claim of sovereignty.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

There's not a wind but whispers of thy name;
And not a flow'r that grows beneath the moon,
But in its hues and fragrance tells a tale Of thee,
my love.
- Barry Cornwall

The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
- Carl Sandburg

There is nothing you can see that is not a flower;
there is nothing you can think that is not the moon.
- Matsuo Basho

I've written a lot of books which are written from the moon -
the view from nowhere.
- Clifford Geertz

I'd like to go to the Moon.
- Jeanne Calment

I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend
Moon of the Unification Church.
I wanted to understand this event, and the only way
to understand it was to write about it.
- Don DeLillo

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago,
had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
- Havelock Ellis

We'll go back to the moon by not learning anything new.
- Burt Rutan

In New York, there are so many potholes,
they're like craters on the moon.
That's another traffic thing.
- Jimmy Fallon

And Fall, with her yeller harvest moon and the hills
growin' brown and golden under a sinkin' sun.
- Roy Bean

What will it profit this country if we...
put our man on the Moon by 1970 and at the same time
you can't walk down Woodward Avenue in this city without fear of some violence?
- Jerome Cavanagh

For the first time in history, a private company is
organizing a mission to the moon.
This mission will inspire countries of the world,
citizens, our youth.
- Eric Anderson

The moon is essentially gray, no color.
It looks like plaster of Paris, like dirty beach sand
with lots of footprints in it.
- James A. Lovell

Gray hairs seem to my fancy like the soft light of the moon,
silvering over the evening of life.
- Jean Paul

The Dark Side of the Moon is a fine album with a textural
and conceptual richness that not only invites,
but demands involvement.
There is a certain grandeur.
- Alan Parsons

I fully expect that NASA will send me back to the moon as they treated Sen.
Glenn, and if they don't do otherwise,
why, then I'll have to do it myself.
- Pete Conrad

It's hard not to be excited when you're going to find
a way to land on the moon.
- Alan Bean

Kennedy had made a mess in Cuba at the Bay of Pigs.
He had to do something to look good.
The Apollo program of going to the Moon was quite a goal,.
- Wally Schirra

But I'm the only one who can paint the moon,
because I'm the only one who knows whether that's right or not.
- Alan Bean

Moon is also a naive native girl when she sets out for Carbuncle.
- Joan D. Vinge

Years of science fiction have produced a mindset that
it is human destiny to expand from Earth,
to the Moon, to Mars, to the stars.
- Barney Oliver

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly
you're not 'professional' any more.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I lived in England to learn English.
When I went to England for the first time,
it was like being on the Moon.
I had no friends, I couldn't speak the language.
I was very isolated.
- Jean Alesi

The faults of a superior person are like the sun and moon.
They have their faults, and everyone sees them;
they change and everyone looks up to them.
- Confucius

I think if Keith Moon was here today and you asked
him to recall most of his early life or most of his life,
he wouldn't be able to recall it.
- Roger Daltrey

The Moon and Mars were the two most likely candidates
for life in the solar system;
what exists beyond our solar system is mere guesswork.
- Walter Lang

Scientific man is already on the moon,
and yet we are still living with the moral concepts of Homer.
- Michelangelo Antonioni

This is the first convention of the space age -
where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it.
- David Brinkley

Moon!
Moon!
I am prone before you.
Pity me, and drench me in loneliness.
- Amy Lowell

We lived the life with Keith Moon.
It was all Spinal Tap magnified a thousand times.
- Roger Daltrey

You've got the sun, you've got the moon,
and you've got the Rolling Stones.
- Keith Richards

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint
of light on broken glass.
- Anton Chekhov

I haven't shaken my fists at the moon.
- Ian Dury

We will build new ships to carry man forward into the universe,
to gain a new foothold on the moon and to prepare for
new journeys to the worlds beyond our own.
- George W. Bush

Never say no when a client asks for something,
even if it is the moon.
You can always try, and anyhow there is plenty of time
afterwards to explain that it was not possible.
- Richard M. Nixon

Men are like the earth and we are the moon;
we turn always one side to them,
and they think there is no other, because they don't see it -
but there is.
- Olive Schreiner

Go for the moon.
If you don't get it, you'll still be heading for a star.
- Willis Reed

I'm not particularly impressed with going 50 miles per gallon.
That doesn't impress me when we can go to the moon.
- Alexandra Paul

I've never felt like I was born with a silver spoon at all,
although I've felt like howling at the moon a lot of times!
- Van Morrison

Paper Moon didn't bring me love.
- Tatum O'Neal

If you strive for the moon, maybe you'll get over the fence.
- James Wood

But I don't think we'll go there until we go back to
the moon and develop a technology base for living and
working and transporting ourselves through space.
- Jack Schmitt

You marvel at the economy and this choice of words.
How many ways can you describe the sky and the moon? After Sylvia Plath,
what can you say?
- Toni Morrison

The moon of a bright silver, which dazzles by its shining,
illumines a world which surely is no longer ours;
for it resembles in nothing what may be seen in other lands.
- Pierre Loti

You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.
- Gary Allan

My first two records were more energetic;
Phantom Moon is subtle,
quiet; so these various reactions are just something I expected.
- Duncan Sheik

The President forgot to mention the Moon,
Mars, and the federal deficit - all of which are sky-high.
- Brad Sherman

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was
not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth.
- Norman Cousins

I've always loved airplanes and flight.
The space program was really important to me as a kid.
I still have a photo of Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon in my living room.
- Bill Nye

When I made Blue Moon Swamp, there was a lot of trial and error;
I was trying to find people who would be simpatico with my style,
and with what I had in mind for the album.
- John Fogerty

The Dark Side of the Moon has flash -
the true flash that comes from the excellence of a superb performance.
- Alan Parsons

Summer ends, and Autumn comes, and he who would have
it otherwise would have high tide always and a full moon every night.
- Hal Borland

I remember; I was 15 years old when Neil Armstrong put feet in the moon.
- Umberto Guidoni

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction...
my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.
- Sherilyn Fenn


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