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Funny Dark Quotes
Funny Quotes about Dark

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Faith is the bird that feels the light
and sings when the dawn is still dark.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry.
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- the movie Shrek 2

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- George Carlin


 

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain


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We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal,
and then leap in the dark to our success.
- Henry David Thoreau

Love is like the wild rose-briar; Friendship like the holly-tree.
The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms,
but which will bloom most constantly?
- Emily Bronte

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark;
and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales,
so is the other.
- Francis Bacon

Many people are in the dark when it comes to money,
and I'm going to turn on the lights.
- Suze Orman

The incestuous relationship between government and
big business thrives in the dark.
- Jack Anderson

Fear is the path to the dark side.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
- Yoda, character in Star Wars movie

Experience life in all possible ways -
good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter.
Experience all the dualities.
Don't be afraid of experience,
because the more experience you have,
the more mature you become.
- Osho

These are not dark days: these are great days -
the greatest days our country has ever lived.
- Winston Churchill

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
- Rabindranath Tagore

We have been travelling through a cloud.
The sky has been dark ever since the war began.
- Black Kettle

The water in a vessel is sparkling;
the water in the sea is dark.
The small truth has words which are clear;
the great truth has great silence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I can see, and that is why I can be happy,
in what you call the dark, but which to me is golden.
I can see a God-made world, not a manmade world.
- Helen Keller

Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light.
- Helen Keller

These are not dark days -
these are great days.
- Winston Churchill

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark
cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.
Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world
that we must love our enemies - or else?
The chain reaction of evil -
hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars -
must be broken, or else we shall be plunged
into the dark abyss of annihilation.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have become my own version of an optimist.
If I can't make it through one door,
I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles,
and from that moment he is following the dark rapids
of an underground river which may sometimes flow so
near to the surface that the laughing picnic parties are heard above.
- Cyril Connolly

The marvelous richness of human experience
would lose something of rewarding joy
if there were no limitations to overcome.
The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful
if there were no dark valleys to traverse.
- Helen Keller

All in the dark we grope along,
And if we go amiss
We learn at least which path is wrong,
And there is gain in this.
We do not always win the race
By only running right;
We have to tread the mountain's base
Before we reach its height.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages
to its present state of civilization.
Imagination led Columbus to discover America.
Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity.
- L. Frank Baum

Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light
is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everyone has talent.
What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to
the dark place where it leads.
- Erica Jong

Go with your fate, but not beyond.
Beyond leads to dark places.
- Mary Renault

I worked with her on the second season of Dark Angel in Vancouver,
one of my first real jobs.
- Ashley Scott

Roll on, deep and dark blue ocean, roll.
Ten thousand fleets sweep over thee in vain.
Man marks the earth with ruin, but his control stops with the shore.
- Lord Byron

Appealing workplaces are to be avoided.
One wants a room with no view, so imagination can meet memory in the dark.
- Annie Dillard

Sometimes in the dark of night I begin to think.
And I wonder if Lee started all this violence.
- Marina Oswald

I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

All I really want to do is entertain people out there
sitting in the dark and for them to believe it.
- Kelly Lynch

That whole environment was just incompatible with my
beliefs and my personality.
It was a dark time for me.
- Zhang Ziyi

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.
- Steve Allen

Ah, Hope!
what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles,
that teach us to look behind the dark clouds of to-day,
for the golden beams that are to gild the morrow.
- Susanna Moodie

The more we deny that we have a dark side,
the more power it has over us.
- Sheryl Lee

My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark
days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be;
she loves the bare,
the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane.
- Robert Frost

You may observe in all my lessons, that I tell you how the legs go,
and those who are unacquainted with that,
are entirely ignorant and work in the dark.
- William Cavendish

We work n the dark - we do what we can -
we give what we have.
Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art.
- Henry James

I like movies about longing and desperation,
and dark and light things, stories about people struggling to raise children,
and to have relationships and be intimate with each other.
- Laura Dern

Twilight, a timid, fawn, went glimmering by,
and Night, the dark-blue hunter, followed fast.
- George William Russell

If there is any justice in the world,
then eighties rock will never again serve to blight
humanity as it did in that dark decade!
- Vivian Campbell

I've done work for hire.
I've worked for DC and Dark Horse.
- Rob Walton

Basically, we are a whole world of people desperately
trying to figure out what is the dark side of our natures
and how much can we explore without becoming something else.
- William Petersen

All the dark, malevolent Passions of the Soul are roused and exerted;
its mild and amiable affections are suppressed;
and with them,
virtuous Principles are laid prostrate.
- Charles Inglis

I was one of those dark, quiet kids that wrote poetry.
- Rick Springfield

I think Alone in the Dark was too much an action creature
movie than a horror creature movie.
- Uwe Boll

You're not ethnic enough.
You're not fat enough.
You're not thin enough.
You're not blond enough.
You're not dark enough.
You're not young enough.
You're not old enough.
- Nia Vardalos

Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was,
that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life,
problems and terrors.
- Bill Forsyth

You know, usually with movies there are periods,
dark areas, where I might not be getting what I wanted out of a theme.
I'll have to go over and over it again.
- Trevor Rabin

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
- Robert Frost

The social object of skilled investment should be to
defeat the dark forces of time and ignorance which envelope our future.
- John Maynard Keynes

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine,
but because people refuse to see it.
- James A. Michener

When it gets dark enough you can see the stars.
- Russell Lynes

I look at myself as an audience member.
I still love movies, and I still go and sit in the
back of the big dark room with everybody else,
and I want the same thrill.
- Samuel L. Jackson

The streets were dark with something more than night.
- Raymond Chandler

I put a piece of paper under my pillow,
and when I could not sleep I wrote in the dark.
- Henry David Thoreau

Dark impulses certainly exist in me and,
I think, in most people.
- Stephen Hopkins

We pledge to fight the dark forces high in the counsels
of the Republican Party which have made political capital
out of the techniques of character assassination by innuendo.
- Emanuel Celler

Television knows no night.
It is perpetual day.
TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night,
of the other side of things.
- Jean Baudrillard

Can ye fathom the ocean, dark and deep,
where the mighty waves and the grandeur sweep?
- Fanny Crosby

Who can love to walk in the dark? But providence doth often so dispose.
- Oliver Cromwell

One of the reasons I think Dark Shadows still runs
is that it's dependent on nothing else other than a story.
- David Selby

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not.
They come out after dark, up to no good.
- P. G. Wodehouse


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